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I've been randomly saying "Who who who... And it's MEEEEE?? You're talking about MEEEEE??!" all week 🤣 The delivery absolutely destroys me every time. Porsha is SUCH an underrated comedian 🙌😭 #RHOA 🍑

I've been randomly saying "Who who who... And it's MEEEEE?? You're talking about MEEEEE??!" all week 🤣 The delivery absolutely destroys me every time. Porsha is SUCH an underrated comedian 🙌😭 #RHOA 🍑

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The funniest part of this entire Rosie/Kelsey fight is that Rosie verbally disassembled her in about 14 different ways… and Kelsey’s final rebuttal was basically: “Okay but I DID win that pageant fair & square” 😭 Not the “sucking dick is not a career” part. Not the “you have nothing” part. Just extremely protective of the crown... lol I love it 👑 #RHORI 🐚

The funniest part of this entire Rosie/Kelsey fight is that Rosie verbally disassembled her in about 14 different ways… and Kelsey’s final rebuttal was basically: “Okay but I DID win that pageant fair & square” 😭 Not the “sucking dick is not a career” part. Not the “you have nothing” part. Just extremely protective of the crown... lol I love it 👑 #RHORI 🐚

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"Ooooh I’m sorry… I forgot Carl’s six foot five and more fragile than a fucking china doll" 💀 Drunk spiraling Kyle is usually a nightmare… but sometimes he’s unintentionally hilarious lol 🙏🤷‍♂️ #SummerHouse ☀️

"Ooooh I’m sorry… I forgot Carl’s six foot five and more fragile than a fucking china doll" 💀 Drunk spiraling Kyle is usually a nightmare… but sometimes he’s unintentionally hilarious lol 🙏🤷‍♂️ #SummerHouse ☀️

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I’m so glad Erika said this because I had the EXACT same thought 😭 Rachel handled the twinning moment with Amanda very gracefully… …but I just know she was absolutely dying inside lol 👀 #RHOBH 💎

I’m so glad Erika said this because I had the EXACT same thought 😭 Rachel handled the twinning moment with Amanda very gracefully… …but I just know she was absolutely dying inside lol 👀 #RHOBH 💎

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Angie proactively shushing Britani is the best part of this moment because she just knew that Britani was ITCHING to jump in with an announcement 🤣📣🫶 #RHOSLC ❄️

Angie proactively shushing Britani is the best part of this moment because she just knew that Britani was ITCHING to jump in with an announcement 🤣📣🫶 #RHOSLC ❄️

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Wendy: “Why Nigeria?” 🇳🇬 Stacey: “Because I have an affinity for Nigerians” Wendy: 😳😳😳😳😳 Stacey: “You know I’m your sister!” 🤣 I love that Wendy can’t even stay mad at Stacey cuz she’s just so damn unserious lol. I can’t help but to stan!!! #RHOP 🌸

Wendy: “Why Nigeria?” 🇳🇬 Stacey: “Because I have an affinity for Nigerians” Wendy: 😳😳😳😳😳 Stacey: “You know I’m your sister!” 🤣 I love that Wendy can’t even stay mad at Stacey cuz she’s just so damn unserious lol. I can’t help but to stan!!! #RHOP 🌸

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Monique: ‘Why you ain’t got us at your house?’ Angel: ‘Because…….well… just because’ Monique: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 Angel sweetie, how were you not ready for that question?!? Get your shit together ma’am!! 😬😱 #RHOP 🌸

Monique: ‘Why you ain’t got us at your house?’ Angel: ‘Because…….well… just because’ Monique: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 Angel sweetie, how were you not ready for that question?!? Get your shit together ma’am!! 😬😱 #RHOP 🌸

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K: mysteriously crying at the woods 🌳 Stacey: “What does she mean? They don’t have trees in Baltimore?!” 🤣 I’m sorry but she has me giggling weekly :) #RHOP 🌸

K: mysteriously crying at the woods 🌳 Stacey: “What does she mean? They don’t have trees in Baltimore?!” 🤣 I’m sorry but she has me giggling weekly :) #RHOP 🌸

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“With me in the room” 🤬 But why would SHE need to be in that damn room?!? 🤯 Sometimes I start to feel bad that Alexis is almost universally disliked, but then she makes another stupid ass comment & I once again want to reach thru the telly and wring her neck 🤣 #RHOC

“With me in the room” 🤬 But why would SHE need to be in that damn room?!? 🤯 Sometimes I start to feel bad that Alexis is almost universally disliked, but then she makes another stupid ass comment & I once again want to reach thru the telly and wring her neck 🤣 #RHOC

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Stacey’s shade is so calm & formal, I half expect her to end with “we’ll be right back after the break” 😂 The pausing. The pacing. The final “WOW” — pure chefs kiss! It’s giving messy Talk Show Host 👏 #RHOP 🌸

Stacey’s shade is so calm & formal, I half expect her to end with “we’ll be right back after the break” 😂 The pausing. The pacing. The final “WOW” — pure chefs kiss! It’s giving messy Talk Show Host 👏 #RHOP 🌸

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I love how she started out complimenting Will but then quickly pivoted to herself 🤣🤣 And I’m starting to get the sense that Emmy is CRAZY crazy 🤪👀 #SouthernHospitality

I love how she started out complimenting Will but then quickly pivoted to herself 🤣🤣 And I’m starting to get the sense that Emmy is CRAZY crazy 🤪👀 #SouthernHospitality

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You know what, I was actually excited to see what a less Jesuzy version of “Lexi” might be like …. Sadly it turns out that she’s somehow more corny & annoying than ever 🥴🌽👎 #RHOC 🍊

You know what, I was actually excited to see what a less Jesuzy version of “Lexi” might be like …. Sadly it turns out that she’s somehow more corny & annoying than ever 🥴🌽👎 #RHOC 🍊

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I really didn’t know what to expect from Gretchen’s return (prob cuz Alexis flopped so hard)… but she keeps surprising / impressing me! She checked Shannon so lethally & matter-of-factly here that Shannon wasn’t even able to form words lol. 🙌👀 #RHOC 🍊

I really didn’t know what to expect from Gretchen’s return (prob cuz Alexis flopped so hard)… but she keeps surprising / impressing me! She checked Shannon so lethally & matter-of-factly here that Shannon wasn’t even able to form words lol. 🙌👀 #RHOC 🍊

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I guess I just wasn’t expecting Jenna to be this quirky and insecure and overall endearing lol…I’m thoroughly enjoying getting to know all the new #RHONY girls 💕 🍎

I guess I just wasn’t expecting Jenna to be this quirky and insecure and overall endearing lol…I’m thoroughly enjoying getting to know all the new #RHONY girls 💕 🍎

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Alexia is trying to play it cool but Stephanie is REALLY getting under her skin & it’s so fun to watch 🤣🤷‍♂️👀 Also don’t call yourself a Rottweiler if you don’t wanna be called a Rottweiler! #RHOM 🦩

Alexia is trying to play it cool but Stephanie is REALLY getting under her skin & it’s so fun to watch 🤣🤷‍♂️👀 Also don’t call yourself a Rottweiler if you don’t wanna be called a Rottweiler! #RHOM 🦩

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“I just feel like everyone hates me”… Jesus, the foreshadowing… cuz ya everyone does :( #SummerHouse ☀️

“I just feel like everyone hates me”… Jesus, the foreshadowing… cuz ya everyone does :( #SummerHouse ☀️

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It's not HWs but... I still crack up at Simone & Jackie not being able to get through this scene about Quad's puppy couture show 🤣🤣🤣 #married2med

It's not HWs but... I still crack up at Simone & Jackie not being able to get through this scene about Quad's puppy couture show 🤣🤣🤣 #married2med

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“Here comes her Siamese twin! Get on the piggyback… get on her back” 😆 I could literally have watched Wendy & Stacey clown on Drip & Drop for the entire episode. These two make such a fun and formidable team :) Also Wendy’s little horsey laugh was so cute, I kept rewinding 🤩 #RHOP 🌸

“Here comes her Siamese twin! Get on the piggyback… get on her back” 😆 I could literally have watched Wendy & Stacey clown on Drip & Drop for the entire episode. These two make such a fun and formidable team :) Also Wendy’s little horsey laugh was so cute, I kept rewinding 🤩 #RHOP 🌸

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Finally finished Real Housewives of London… was sooo freaking good, cannot wait for S2!! 🙏😍 Amanda is an elite villain :) #RHOLondon 🇬🇧

Finally finished Real Housewives of London… was sooo freaking good, cannot wait for S2!! 🙏😍 Amanda is an elite villain :) #RHOLondon 🇬🇧

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Luann getting emotional about her dad and running off, but then remembering her beer is why she’s Mt Rushmore for me 🤣🙏🍺 #BravosLoveHotel 💕 #LoveHotel

Luann getting emotional about her dad and running off, but then remembering her beer is why she’s Mt Rushmore for me 🤣🙏🍺 #BravosLoveHotel 💕 #LoveHotel

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Wihan: “When women hit a certain age… they don’t have anything going for them anymore & their lives are terrible, they start yapping” 🤬🤯 Oh this mofo is actually WORSE than Gary at this point… what a piece of shit! 🐷 👎🙄 #BelowDeckDownUnder ⚓️

Wihan: “When women hit a certain age… they don’t have anything going for them anymore & their lives are terrible, they start yapping” 🤬🤯 Oh this mofo is actually WORSE than Gary at this point… what a piece of shit! 🐷 👎🙄 #BelowDeckDownUnder ⚓️

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I don’t often agree with Larsa but she clocked the hell outta Lisa during this ride from the airport 😂🙌 Imagine choosing not to be at your dad’s deathbed just so you could walk 50th in a fashion show… so incredibly shallow. 🤷‍♂️ #RHOM 🦩

I don’t often agree with Larsa but she clocked the hell outta Lisa during this ride from the airport 😂🙌 Imagine choosing not to be at your dad’s deathbed just so you could walk 50th in a fashion show… so incredibly shallow. 🤷‍♂️ #RHOM 🦩

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