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Rodney Dangerfield

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Official Twitter account of the late great comedy legend Rodney Dangerfield, known for his iconic line “I don’t get no respect!”.

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“Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes till somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.”

“Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes till somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.”

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Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it.

Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it.

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“I didn’t know you wanted to get involved in the discussion, Mr. Helper.”

“I didn’t know you wanted to get involved in the discussion, Mr. Helper.”

Rodney Dangerfield

1,296,618 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Remembering Rodney’s damsel in distress, Valerie Perrine. (September 3, 1943 – March 23, 2026)

Remembering Rodney’s damsel in distress, Valerie Perrine. (September 3, 1943 – March 23, 2026)

Rodney Dangerfield

224,726 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

“I tell ya, life isn’t easy. Today’s been a terrible day. I got up this morning, picked up my shirt, a button fell off. Picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.”

“I tell ya, life isn’t easy. Today’s been a terrible day. I got up this morning, picked up my shirt, a button fell off. Picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.”

Rodney Dangerfield

1,366,021 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧: Rodney I hope you didn’t try to drive in that condition. 𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐲: I tried but the bus driver wouldn’t let me.

𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧: Rodney I hope you didn’t try to drive in that condition. 𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐲: I tried but the bus driver wouldn’t let me.

Rodney Dangerfield

714,912 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

When Eddie met Rodney. (🎬: W Magazine)

When Eddie met Rodney. (🎬: W Magazine)

Rodney Dangerfield

20,965 Aufrufe • vor 11 Tagen

“No respect at all. When I was a kid, Halloween, my old man dressed me as a hydrant. Took me to the dog show.”

“No respect at all. When I was a kid, Halloween, my old man dressed me as a hydrant. Took me to the dog show.”

Rodney Dangerfield

145,803 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

“With my wife, I got no sex life either. I mean the other night I told her, ‘Don’t laugh behind my back.’ She said, ‘I won't. The funny stuff’s on the other side.’”

“With my wife, I got no sex life either. I mean the other night I told her, ‘Don’t laugh behind my back.’ She said, ‘I won't. The funny stuff’s on the other side.’”

Rodney Dangerfield

113,181 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

“I mean it, kids today they got it too good. When I was a kid it was different, I had it rough. Christmas I got batteries, toys not included.”

“I mean it, kids today they got it too good. When I was a kid it was different, I had it rough. Christmas I got batteries, toys not included.”

Rodney Dangerfield

87,024 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

“Things are going really good for me. I just finished my first book. Now I'm gonna read another one.”

“Things are going really good for me. I just finished my first book. Now I'm gonna read another one.”

Rodney Dangerfield

59,616 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

“I tell ya, when I was a kid I was ugly too. I told my old man he never took me to the zoo. He said, ‘If they want you, they’ll come and get you.’”

“I tell ya, when I was a kid I was ugly too. I told my old man he never took me to the zoo. He said, ‘If they want you, they’ll come and get you.’”

Rodney Dangerfield

56,546 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

“Everybody’s looking for love though, deep love. A lifetime of deep love. I’m looking for a shallow half hour.”

“Everybody’s looking for love though, deep love. A lifetime of deep love. I’m looking for a shallow half hour.”

Rodney Dangerfield

36,588 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Rodney won the Grammy for Best Comedy Recording in 1981. He also presented the award for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance, and had his fellow presenter laughing hysterically.

Rodney won the Grammy for Best Comedy Recording in 1981. He also presented the award for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance, and had his fellow presenter laughing hysterically.

Rodney Dangerfield

34,405 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

“Winter, summer, spring and fall. I’m always up against the wall. I don’t get no respect at all.”

“Winter, summer, spring and fall. I’m always up against the wall. I don’t get no respect at all.”

Rodney Dangerfield

19,255 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Mr. Rogers meets Mr. Dangerfield

Mr. Rogers meets Mr. Dangerfield

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42,957 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

Rodney pretends to be a temp worker and bombards his co-worker with jokes. (🎬: Candid Camera, 1975)

Rodney pretends to be a temp worker and bombards his co-worker with jokes. (🎬: Candid Camera, 1975)

Rodney Dangerfield

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If you look up respect in the dictionary, you’ll find Rodney. (🎬: Merriam-Webster)

If you look up respect in the dictionary, you’ll find Rodney. (🎬: Merriam-Webster)

Rodney Dangerfield

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“I think I’ll just sit here, finish my beer and talk to Rodney.” (🎬: Rodney and Bon Jovi in Sam Kinison’s ‘Wild Thing’ music video)

“I think I’ll just sit here, finish my beer and talk to Rodney.” (🎬: Rodney and Bon Jovi in Sam Kinison’s ‘Wild Thing’ music video)

Rodney Dangerfield

38,699 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

“I played hide and seek when I was three. Why, they wouldn’t even look for me.”

“I played hide and seek when I was three. Why, they wouldn’t even look for me.”

Rodney Dangerfield

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Do not go gentle into that good night, I tell ya.

Do not go gentle into that good night, I tell ya.

Rodney Dangerfield

26,896 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

It’s all in the hips. Created by Bell Brothers Music by Hanumankind

It’s all in the hips. Created by Bell Brothers Music by Hanumankind

Rodney Dangerfield

33,791 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr