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Rodney Dangerfield

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Official Twitter account of the late great comedy legend Rodney Dangerfield, known for his iconic line “I don’t get no respect!”.

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“Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes till somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.”

“Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes till somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.”

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Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it.

Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it.

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“I didn’t know you wanted to get involved in the discussion, Mr. Helper.”

“I didn’t know you wanted to get involved in the discussion, Mr. Helper.”

Rodney Dangerfield

1,533,747 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

“I tell ya, life isn’t easy. Today’s been a terrible day. I got up this morning, picked up my shirt, a button fell off. Picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.”

“I tell ya, life isn’t easy. Today’s been a terrible day. I got up this morning, picked up my shirt, a button fell off. Picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.”

Rodney Dangerfield

1,440,500 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

“I tell ya, I’m lucky I made it here tonight. This afternoon I got tied up. I went to see our family doctor. He’s tough, you know? He told me, if I keep smoking, I’ll take 10 years off my life. If I keep drinking, another 10 years off my life. And if I don’t pay him his bill, I’ll be dead by tomorrow.”

“I tell ya, I’m lucky I made it here tonight. This afternoon I got tied up. I went to see our family doctor. He’s tough, you know? He told me, if I keep smoking, I’ll take 10 years off my life. If I keep drinking, another 10 years off my life. And if I don’t pay him his bill, I’ll be dead by tomorrow.”

Rodney Dangerfield

71,222 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

Remembering Rodney’s damsel in distress, Valerie Perrine. (September 3, 1943 – March 23, 2026)

Remembering Rodney’s damsel in distress, Valerie Perrine. (September 3, 1943 – March 23, 2026)

Rodney Dangerfield

224,726 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

“No respect at all. When I was a kid, Halloween, my old man dressed me as a hydrant. Took me to the dog show.”

“No respect at all. When I was a kid, Halloween, my old man dressed me as a hydrant. Took me to the dog show.”

Rodney Dangerfield

146,077 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

“With my wife, I got no sex life either. I mean the other night I told her, ‘Don’t laugh behind my back.’ She said, ‘I won't. The funny stuff’s on the other side.’”

“With my wife, I got no sex life either. I mean the other night I told her, ‘Don’t laugh behind my back.’ She said, ‘I won't. The funny stuff’s on the other side.’”

Rodney Dangerfield

113,626 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

“I mean it, kids today they got it too good. When I was a kid it was different, I had it rough. Christmas I got batteries, toys not included.”

“I mean it, kids today they got it too good. When I was a kid it was different, I had it rough. Christmas I got batteries, toys not included.”

Rodney Dangerfield

87,024 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

“I tell ya, I’m all right now, but last week I was in rough shape, you know? Last week I bought a new book, 100 Ways to Make Love. I ended up in traction, it was a misprint.”

“I tell ya, I’m all right now, but last week I was in rough shape, you know? Last week I bought a new book, 100 Ways to Make Love. I ended up in traction, it was a misprint.”

Rodney Dangerfield

15,672 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

“Things are going really good for me. I just finished my first book. Now I'm gonna read another one.”

“Things are going really good for me. I just finished my first book. Now I'm gonna read another one.”

Rodney Dangerfield

59,616 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

“On my block, the most important thing was to be able to take it. I remember the guys who could take it. Guys like Moose, Ox, Bull, The Bear. I mean these guys were animals.”

“On my block, the most important thing was to be able to take it. I remember the guys who could take it. Guys like Moose, Ox, Bull, The Bear. I mean these guys were animals.”

Rodney Dangerfield

31,721 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

“I tell ya, when I was a kid I was ugly too. I told my old man he never took me to the zoo. He said, ‘If they want you, they’ll come and get you.’”

“I tell ya, when I was a kid I was ugly too. I told my old man he never took me to the zoo. He said, ‘If they want you, they’ll come and get you.’”

Rodney Dangerfield

56,546 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

“Everybody’s looking for love though, deep love. A lifetime of deep love. I’m looking for a shallow half hour.”

“Everybody’s looking for love though, deep love. A lifetime of deep love. I’m looking for a shallow half hour.”

Rodney Dangerfield

36,588 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

When Eddie met Rodney. (🎬: W Magazine)

When Eddie met Rodney. (🎬: W Magazine)

Rodney Dangerfield

21,683 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Rodney won the Grammy for Best Comedy Recording in 1981. He also presented the award for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance, and had his fellow presenter laughing hysterically.

Rodney won the Grammy for Best Comedy Recording in 1981. He also presented the award for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance, and had his fellow presenter laughing hysterically.

Rodney Dangerfield

34,405 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

“Looking at the women here tonight, I see we have a perfect ten. A five over here, a three, and a couple ones over here.”

“Looking at the women here tonight, I see we have a perfect ten. A five over here, a three, and a couple ones over here.”

Rodney Dangerfield

12,609 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Rodney couldn’t get anyone to go on vacation with him... so he took his dog.

Rodney couldn’t get anyone to go on vacation with him... so he took his dog.

Rodney Dangerfield

12,851 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Mr. Rogers meets Mr. Dangerfield

Mr. Rogers meets Mr. Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

42,957 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

School’s out for summer and it’s the 40th anniversary of Rodney’s Back to School. What more could you ask for? 👌

School’s out for summer and it’s the 40th anniversary of Rodney’s Back to School. What more could you ask for? 👌

Rodney Dangerfield

12,369 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

“Winter, summer, spring and fall. I’m always up against the wall. I don’t get no respect at all.”

“Winter, summer, spring and fall. I’m always up against the wall. I don’t get no respect at all.”

Rodney Dangerfield

19,255 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten