Rodney Dangerfield

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Official Twitter account of the late great comedy legend Rodney Dangerfield, known for his iconic line “I don’t get no respect!”.

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Rodney Dangerfield

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“Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes till somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.”

Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it.

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“I didn’t know you wanted to get involved in the discussion, Mr. Helper.”

Remembering Rodney’s damsel in distress, Valerie Perrine. (September 3, 1943 – March 23, 2026)

“I tell ya, life isn’t easy. Today’s been a terrible day. I got up this morning, picked up my shirt, a button fell off. Picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.”

𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧: Rodney I hope you didn’t try to drive in that condition. 𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐲: I tried but the bus driver wouldn’t let me.

When Eddie met Rodney. (🎬: W Magazine)

“No respect at all. When I was a kid, Halloween, my old man dressed me as a hydrant. Took me to the dog show.”

“With my wife, I got no sex life either. I mean the other night I told her, ‘Don’t laugh behind my back.’ She said, ‘I won't. The funny stuff’s on the other side.’”

“I mean it, kids today they got it too good. When I was a kid it was different, I had it rough. Christmas I got batteries, toys not included.”

“Things are going really good for me. I just finished my first book. Now I'm gonna read another one.”

“I tell ya, when I was a kid I was ugly too. I told my old man he never took me to the zoo. He said, ‘If they want you, they’ll come and get you.’”

“Everybody’s looking for love though, deep love. A lifetime of deep love. I’m looking for a shallow half hour.”

Rodney won the Grammy for Best Comedy Recording in 1981. He also presented the award for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance, and had his fellow presenter laughing hysterically.

“Winter, summer, spring and fall. I’m always up against the wall. I don’t get no respect at all.”

Mr. Rogers meets Mr. Dangerfield

Rodney pretends to be a temp worker and bombards his co-worker with jokes. (🎬: Candid Camera, 1975)

If you look up respect in the dictionary, you’ll find Rodney. (🎬: Merriam-Webster)

“I think I’ll just sit here, finish my beer and talk to Rodney.” (🎬: Rodney and Bon Jovi in Sam Kinison’s ‘Wild Thing’ music video)

“I played hide and seek when I was three. Why, they wouldn’t even look for me.”

Do not go gentle into that good night, I tell ya.

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