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#Quackity: You have lost Purgatory 2. #Wuant: [Does a sick backflip] #QSMPPurgatory2 #QSMPPurgatory

#Quackity: You have lost Purgatory 2. #Wuant: [Does a sick backflip] #QSMPPurgatory2 #QSMPPurgatory

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#Slimecicle: Oh boy, first day at evil school! I hope there's nothing... evil. #Condi: "I hope they don't find out I'm good." #Milo: Is that a gay high school reference??? #Slimecicle: I am the gay high school guy. 🤷🏳️‍🌈

#Slimecicle: Oh boy, first day at evil school! I hope there's nothing... evil. #Condi: "I hope they don't find out I'm good." #Milo: Is that a gay high school reference??? #Slimecicle: I am the gay high school guy. 🤷🏳️‍🌈

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#Pac: Guys, what is "yaoi"? What is "yaoi"? Explain it to me, explain it to me! Just so I have context. #Pac: [Reads chat] #Pac: 😦 #TheRealm

#Pac: Guys, what is "yaoi"? What is "yaoi"? Explain it to me, explain it to me! Just so I have context. #Pac: [Reads chat] #Pac: 😦 #TheRealm

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#Quackity: Ok, you want an explanation about El Quackity? The reason why ElQuackity wasn't on the lore stream is precisely because... he's coming back. #Quackity: Ok– that's it! That's all I'm gonna say about it.

#Quackity: Ok, you want an explanation about El Quackity? The reason why ElQuackity wasn't on the lore stream is precisely because... he's coming back. #Quackity: Ok– that's it! That's all I'm gonna say about it.

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#Cellbit: Hey Tina. [KilIs her] #Tina: AAA– [He scream is immediately cut off] #Cellbit & #Foolish: [Lose it]

#Cellbit: Hey Tina. [KilIs her] #Tina: AAA– [He scream is immediately cut off] #Cellbit & #Foolish: [Lose it]

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#Phil: Mọney tree! #Cellbit: Yeah, who says mọney doesn't grow on trees, man? Wtf! #Phil: Yeah, they lied! They lied! Big mọney- big mọney didn't want us to know! #Cellbit: That's crazy! Guys, welcome to my base. #Antoine: [Distantly] SHUT THE FCK UP CELLBIT—

#Phil: Mọney tree! #Cellbit: Yeah, who says mọney doesn't grow on trees, man? Wtf! #Phil: Yeah, they lied! They lied! Big mọney- big mọney didn't want us to know! #Cellbit: That's crazy! Guys, welcome to my base. #Antoine: [Distantly] SHUT THE FCK UP CELLBIT—

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#Bagi: I grew up in here (Quesadilla Island), the Island was supposed to be a safe place to live, I lived in here with my family, but my brother went missing somehow. #Pac: [Tearfully] You're not Brazilian? 💔🇧🇷 #Bagi: I'm Quesadilliana! #Pac: NOOOOO!!! She's Quesadilliana! 😭

#Bagi: I grew up in here (Quesadilla Island), the Island was supposed to be a safe place to live, I lived in here with my family, but my brother went missing somehow. #Pac: [Tearfully] You're not Brazilian? 💔🇧🇷 #Bagi: I'm Quesadilliana! #Pac: NOOOOO!!! She's Quesadilliana! 😭

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#Phil: Something in the air on [QSMP]... #Phil: It makes total sense now, because like– The server was made by Quackity, who is bi, & then all the dudes suddenly started flirting with each other. He did something to the air, man! Chatter: It was the LGBT Queer SMP Pheromones 🏳️‍🌈

#Phil: Something in the air on [QSMP]... #Phil: It makes total sense now, because like– The server was made by Quackity, who is bi, & then all the dudes suddenly started flirting with each other. He did something to the air, man! Chatter: It was the LGBT Queer SMP Pheromones 🏳️‍🌈

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#Phil: Quackity! Alex! You can come in! In the most non-threatening way possible! #Quackity: [Bursts through the door and falls down] #Phil: Jesus Christ [Laughs]

#Phil: Quackity! Alex! You can come in! In the most non-threatening way possible! #Quackity: [Bursts through the door and falls down] #Phil: Jesus Christ [Laughs]

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Pac's chat allows viewers to make music requests, which led to this VERY well-timed moment today where Careless Whisper started playing as soon as Pac met back up with Fit. #Hideduo

Pac's chat allows viewers to make music requests, which led to this VERY well-timed moment today where Careless Whisper started playing as soon as Pac met back up with Fit. #Hideduo

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#Quackity: Dude, I always look back on that clip of Technoblade– #Phil: About the orphans? #Quackity: Yeah, he's like "I'm the 2nd worst thing to happen to orphans" and I'm like "What's the 1st thing?" he's like "Quackity. They weren't always orphans." #Phil: That's a classic.

#Quackity: Dude, I always look back on that clip of Technoblade– #Phil: About the orphans? #Quackity: Yeah, he's like "I'm the 2nd worst thing to happen to orphans" and I'm like "What's the 1st thing?" he's like "Quackity. They weren't always orphans." #Phil: That's a classic.

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This bit from Jaiden's Miku video reminds me of an old conversation (and a funny / sweet moment) she had with Roier and Mariana on QSMP.

This bit from Jaiden's Miku video reminds me of an old conversation (and a funny / sweet moment) she had with Roier and Mariana on QSMP.

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#Quackity: [Laughing] Oh my fcking god... [Dissolves into laughter again] #Quackity: No, we're getting rid of this fcking community, this community's gone, bro. 🏳️‍🌈🫶🇲🇽

#Quackity: [Laughing] Oh my fcking god... [Dissolves into laughter again] #Quackity: No, we're getting rid of this fcking community, this community's gone, bro. 🏳️‍🌈🫶🇲🇽

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#Roier: Jaiden Animations? Jaiden Manipulations! Oh my god!

#Roier: Jaiden Animations? Jaiden Manipulations! Oh my god!

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#Quackity: NO MAMES! NO MAMES! #Pac: Nem fudendo! It's Quackity! Não é possível! #Bagi: I though you were Pac, and I thought Pac were Etoiles! #Quackity: I thought y'all were Mexicans! 😂 The funniest part of SquidCraft today was this happy surprise after the lights-out game.

#Quackity: NO MAMES! NO MAMES! #Pac: Nem fudendo! It's Quackity! Não é possível! #Bagi: I though you were Pac, and I thought Pac were Etoiles! #Quackity: I thought y'all were Mexicans! 😂 The funniest part of SquidCraft today was this happy surprise after the lights-out game.

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#Pac: Something I think about that's really cool [is] how Philza & Fit are Minecraft legends. And I got to meet them, I played with them, I think it's really cool! [Later] #Pac: The British guy who's friends with my American boyfriend sent me a raid [Laughs] How crazy is that!

#Pac: Something I think about that's really cool [is] how Philza & Fit are Minecraft legends. And I got to meet them, I played with them, I think it's really cool! [Later] #Pac: The British guy who's friends with my American boyfriend sent me a raid [Laughs] How crazy is that!

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#Quackity: [Sobbing on the floor rocking back and forth while "Creep" by Radiohead plays] 😭🎵 Dono: I like your Mexican Fit cosplay. #Quackity: [Continues sobbing] Dono: Fckin' baldie, you look like my Abuela. #Quackity: [Cracks up]

#Quackity: [Sobbing on the floor rocking back and forth while "Creep" by Radiohead plays] 😭🎵 Dono: I like your Mexican Fit cosplay. #Quackity: [Continues sobbing] Dono: Fckin' baldie, you look like my Abuela. #Quackity: [Cracks up]

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#Pac: Tamo junto, Fitch. #Fit: 😘❤️ Over one year after their first (official) date, Fit and Pac finally have their first kiss. 🥹 #Hideduo #Arkanis #APassagem

#Pac: Tamo junto, Fitch. #Fit: 😘❤️ Over one year after their first (official) date, Fit and Pac finally have their first kiss. 🥹 #Hideduo #Arkanis #APassagem

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#Etoiles: Are you diabetic, or…? #Roscumber: Yeah, yeah! [...] I think that makes three of us, Billzo is also diabetic. #Etoiles: What? It's the diabetic server, or…? [Laughs] What the hell. [...] But yeah, that was funny, when you gave sugar to me I had PTSD. 😅 #TheRealm

#Etoiles: Are you diabetic, or…? #Roscumber: Yeah, yeah! [...] I think that makes three of us, Billzo is also diabetic. #Etoiles: What? It's the diabetic server, or…? [Laughs] What the hell. [...] But yeah, that was funny, when you gave sugar to me I had PTSD. 😅 #TheRealm

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#Phil: It's your boyfriend Pac, Fit. You gonna give him a big kiss? #Pac: Bom diaaa! 😊 #Phil: Oh fck, he's here– 😨 Phil's first social faux pas of the day: asking Fit if he's gonna kiss Pac not realizing Pac is right behind him. #TheRealm #Hideduo

#Phil: It's your boyfriend Pac, Fit. You gonna give him a big kiss? #Pac: Bom diaaa! 😊 #Phil: Oh fck, he's here– 😨 Phil's first social faux pas of the day: asking Fit if he's gonna kiss Pac not realizing Pac is right behind him. #TheRealm #Hideduo

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#Phil: Wh– if I go to heaven, can I beat up God to bring Techno back? Is that allowed? [Laughs] If I get to the gates, can I 1v1 God and then send Techno back? #Phil: I think we need that as a treat, we deserve this. Can't wait to see Phil and Techno 2v1 God 🐦‍⬛⚔️🐷

#Phil: Wh– if I go to heaven, can I beat up God to bring Techno back? Is that allowed? [Laughs] If I get to the gates, can I 1v1 God and then send Techno back? #Phil: I think we need that as a treat, we deserve this. Can't wait to see Phil and Techno 2v1 God 🐦‍⬛⚔️🐷

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