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#Quackity: You have lost Purgatory 2. #Wuant: [Does a sick backflip] #QSMPPurgatory2 #QSMPPurgatory

#Quackity: You have lost Purgatory 2. #Wuant: [Does a sick backflip] #QSMPPurgatory2 #QSMPPurgatory

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#Slimecicle: Oh boy, first day at evil school! I hope there's nothing... evil. #Condi: "I hope they don't find out I'm good." #Milo: Is that a gay high school reference??? #Slimecicle: I am the gay high school guy. 🤷🏳️‍🌈

#Slimecicle: Oh boy, first day at evil school! I hope there's nothing... evil. #Condi: "I hope they don't find out I'm good." #Milo: Is that a gay high school reference??? #Slimecicle: I am the gay high school guy. 🤷🏳️‍🌈

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#Slimecicle: Happy Trans Visibility Day, too! #Slimecicle: O h, t h e r e y o u a r e 👁️👄👁️

#Slimecicle: Happy Trans Visibility Day, too! #Slimecicle: O h, t h e r e y o u a r e 👁️👄👁️

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#Pac: Guys, what is "yaoi"? What is "yaoi"? Explain it to me, explain it to me! Just so I have context. #Pac: [Reads chat] #Pac: 😦 #TheRealm

#Pac: Guys, what is "yaoi"? What is "yaoi"? Explain it to me, explain it to me! Just so I have context. #Pac: [Reads chat] #Pac: 😦 #TheRealm

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#Quackity: Ok, you want an explanation about El Quackity? The reason why ElQuackity wasn't on the lore stream is precisely because... he's coming back. #Quackity: Ok– that's it! That's all I'm gonna say about it.

#Quackity: Ok, you want an explanation about El Quackity? The reason why ElQuackity wasn't on the lore stream is precisely because... he's coming back. #Quackity: Ok– that's it! That's all I'm gonna say about it.

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#Phil: I don't have Luffy! Have you fckin' seen Luffy around me, since then? No! #Mike: 👁️🐻‍❄️👁️🐻‍❄️ #Phil: Mike, I swear– I swear to god Mike– [Laughs] #Tubbo: [Laughing] Mike, I fckin' love you man! 😂

#Phil: I don't have Luffy! Have you fckin' seen Luffy around me, since then? No! #Mike: 👁️🐻‍❄️👁️🐻‍❄️ #Phil: Mike, I swear– I swear to god Mike– [Laughs] #Tubbo: [Laughing] Mike, I fckin' love you man! 😂

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#Foolish: [Shoots Tina with a crossbow] #Bagi: [Stands in front of Tina] Don't do that! Shoot me instead! 😣 #Foolish: Alright! [Shoots her] #Tina: You aimed for her face! 😠 Bagi posted a video today showing her trip to Mojang Studios (with many cameos from QSMP friends)!

#Foolish: [Shoots Tina with a crossbow] #Bagi: [Stands in front of Tina] Don't do that! Shoot me instead! 😣 #Foolish: Alright! [Shoots her] #Tina: You aimed for her face! 😠 Bagi posted a video today showing her trip to Mojang Studios (with many cameos from QSMP friends)!

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#Ironmouse: [Reading a dumbass' chat message] "I don't speak TacoBeIl" Well I don't speak racist, so... 🤷‍♀️ #Ironmouse: We have something in common. We both don't speak a particular language.

#Ironmouse: [Reading a dumbass' chat message] "I don't speak TacoBeIl" Well I don't speak racist, so... 🤷‍♀️ #Ironmouse: We have something in common. We both don't speak a particular language.

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#Bagi: I grew up in here (Quesadilla Island), the Island was supposed to be a safe place to live, I lived in here with my family, but my brother went missing somehow. #Pac: [Tearfully] You're not Brazilian? 💔🇧🇷 #Bagi: I'm Quesadilliana! #Pac: NOOOOO!!! She's Quesadilliana! 😭

#Bagi: I grew up in here (Quesadilla Island), the Island was supposed to be a safe place to live, I lived in here with my family, but my brother went missing somehow. #Pac: [Tearfully] You're not Brazilian? 💔🇧🇷 #Bagi: I'm Quesadilliana! #Pac: NOOOOO!!! She's Quesadilliana! 😭

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#Phil: [Snorts as he remembers this conversation] #Fit: [In the video] Did I steal anything else before I have to go to work? Did I steal else from you? #Phil: [In the video] Just my heart. #Fit: [In the video] 😨 #Cucurucho: Hahaha #Mike: WTF FIT?!? I'm gonna tell Pac, bro!

#Phil: [Snorts as he remembers this conversation] #Fit: [In the video] Did I steal anything else before I have to go to work? Did I steal else from you? #Phil: [In the video] Just my heart. #Fit: [In the video] 😨 #Cucurucho: Hahaha #Mike: WTF FIT?!? I'm gonna tell Pac, bro!

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#Phil: Something in the air on [QSMP]... #Phil: It makes total sense now, because like– The server was made by Quackity, who is bi, & then all the dudes suddenly started flirting with each other. He did something to the air, man! Chatter: It was the LGBT Queer SMP Pheromones 🏳️‍🌈

#Phil: Something in the air on [QSMP]... #Phil: It makes total sense now, because like– The server was made by Quackity, who is bi, & then all the dudes suddenly started flirting with each other. He did something to the air, man! Chatter: It was the LGBT Queer SMP Pheromones 🏳️‍🌈

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#Sykkuno: [Reading chat] "How is your mental health?" I dunno. I'm Asian, man, we don't believe in mental health. #Sykkuno: Listen guys... Anyone who's not from an Asian family will think that's offensive, anyone who's actually Asian will know exactly what I'm talking about.

#Sykkuno: [Reading chat] "How is your mental health?" I dunno. I'm Asian, man, we don't believe in mental health. #Sykkuno: Listen guys... Anyone who's not from an Asian family will think that's offensive, anyone who's actually Asian will know exactly what I'm talking about.

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#Phil: Quackity! Alex! You can come in! In the most non-threatening way possible! #Quackity: [Bursts through the door and falls down] #Phil: Jesus Christ [Laughs]

#Phil: Quackity! Alex! You can come in! In the most non-threatening way possible! #Quackity: [Bursts through the door and falls down] #Phil: Jesus Christ [Laughs]

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#Quackity: Dude, I always look back on that clip of Technoblade– #Phil: About the orphans? #Quackity: Yeah, he's like "I'm the 2nd worst thing to happen to orphans" and I'm like "What's the 1st thing?" he's like "Quackity. They weren't always orphans." #Phil: That's a classic.

#Quackity: Dude, I always look back on that clip of Technoblade– #Phil: About the orphans? #Quackity: Yeah, he's like "I'm the 2nd worst thing to happen to orphans" and I'm like "What's the 1st thing?" he's like "Quackity. They weren't always orphans." #Phil: That's a classic.

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Pac's chat allows viewers to make music requests, which led to this VERY well-timed moment today where Careless Whisper started playing as soon as Pac met back up with Fit. #Hideduo

Pac's chat allows viewers to make music requests, which led to this VERY well-timed moment today where Careless Whisper started playing as soon as Pac met back up with Fit. #Hideduo

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#Tubbo: [Trying to motivate chat] Try a new hobby! Learn how to crochet! 🧶 #Tubbo: [Reading chat] "Yarn is expensive"? [Long pause] ...Fine! Try running! Everyone can run! #Fit: [In chat] um sweetie that's ableism #Tubbo: What– WHAT THE FCK!

#Tubbo: [Trying to motivate chat] Try a new hobby! Learn how to crochet! 🧶 #Tubbo: [Reading chat] "Yarn is expensive"? [Long pause] ...Fine! Try running! Everyone can run! #Fit: [In chat] um sweetie that's ableism #Tubbo: What– WHAT THE FCK!

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#Quackity: NO MAMES! NO MAMES! #Pac: Nem fudendo! It's Quackity! Não é possível! #Bagi: I though you were Pac, and I thought Pac were Etoiles! #Quackity: I thought y'all were Mexicans! 😂 The funniest part of SquidCraft today was this happy surprise after the lights-out game.

#Quackity: NO MAMES! NO MAMES! #Pac: Nem fudendo! It's Quackity! Não é possível! #Bagi: I though you were Pac, and I thought Pac were Etoiles! #Quackity: I thought y'all were Mexicans! 😂 The funniest part of SquidCraft today was this happy surprise after the lights-out game.

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#Roier: Jaiden Animations? Jaiden Manipulations! Oh my god!

#Roier: Jaiden Animations? Jaiden Manipulations! Oh my god!

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#Pac: Something I think about that's really cool [is] how Philza & Fit are Minecraft legends. And I got to meet them, I played with them, I think it's really cool! [Later] #Pac: The British guy who's friends with my American boyfriend sent me a raid [Laughs] How crazy is that!

#Pac: Something I think about that's really cool [is] how Philza & Fit are Minecraft legends. And I got to meet them, I played with them, I think it's really cool! [Later] #Pac: The British guy who's friends with my American boyfriend sent me a raid [Laughs] How crazy is that!

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Dono: Rest in peace QSMP, you would've loved pride month. #Phil: Dude, it was Pride Month every day on that server, what are you talking about? Every single day on that server was just Pride. QSMP was just an excuse for Quackity just to flirt with men. Let's be honest.

Dono: Rest in peace QSMP, you would've loved pride month. #Phil: Dude, it was Pride Month every day on that server, what are you talking about? Every single day on that server was just Pride. QSMP was just an excuse for Quackity just to flirt with men. Let's be honest.

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#Quackity: [Sobbing on the floor rocking back and forth while "Creep" by Radiohead plays] 😭🎵 Dono: I like your Mexican Fit cosplay. #Quackity: [Continues sobbing] Dono: Fckin' baldie, you look like my Abuela. #Quackity: [Cracks up]

#Quackity: [Sobbing on the floor rocking back and forth while "Creep" by Radiohead plays] 😭🎵 Dono: I like your Mexican Fit cosplay. #Quackity: [Continues sobbing] Dono: Fckin' baldie, you look like my Abuela. #Quackity: [Cracks up]

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#Phil: I'm sorry, wtf do you MEAN "giant eyeball in sky"??? #Phil: I swear to god, if Big Q fckin' logs in and just puts on like a fckin' voice changer and says "You thought you escaped" I'm immediately combat logging, and I'm never logging in again. [Laughs] #TheRealm 👁️

#Phil: I'm sorry, wtf do you MEAN "giant eyeball in sky"??? #Phil: I swear to god, if Big Q fckin' logs in and just puts on like a fckin' voice changer and says "You thought you escaped" I'm immediately combat logging, and I'm never logging in again. [Laughs] #TheRealm 👁️

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#Etoiles: Are you diabetic, or…? #Roscumber: Yeah, yeah! [...] I think that makes three of us, Billzo is also diabetic. #Etoiles: What? It's the diabetic server, or…? [Laughs] What the hell. [...] But yeah, that was funny, when you gave sugar to me I had PTSD. 😅 #TheRealm

#Etoiles: Are you diabetic, or…? #Roscumber: Yeah, yeah! [...] I think that makes three of us, Billzo is also diabetic. #Etoiles: What? It's the diabetic server, or…? [Laughs] What the hell. [...] But yeah, that was funny, when you gave sugar to me I had PTSD. 😅 #TheRealm

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#Phil: Wh– if I go to heaven, can I beat up God to bring Techno back? Is that allowed? [Laughs] If I get to the gates, can I 1v1 God and then send Techno back? #Phil: I think we need that as a treat, we deserve this. Can't wait to see Phil and Techno 2v1 God 🐦‍⬛⚔️🐷

#Phil: Wh– if I go to heaven, can I beat up God to bring Techno back? Is that allowed? [Laughs] If I get to the gates, can I 1v1 God and then send Techno back? #Phil: I think we need that as a treat, we deserve this. Can't wait to see Phil and Techno 2v1 God 🐦‍⬛⚔️🐷

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#Phil: It's your boyfriend Pac, Fit. You gonna give him a big kiss? #Pac: Bom diaaa! 😊 #Phil: Oh fck, he's here– 😨 Phil's first social faux pas of the day: asking Fit if he's gonna kiss Pac not realizing Pac is right behind him. #TheRealm #Hideduo

#Phil: It's your boyfriend Pac, Fit. You gonna give him a big kiss? #Pac: Bom diaaa! 😊 #Phil: Oh fck, he's here– 😨 Phil's first social faux pas of the day: asking Fit if he's gonna kiss Pac not realizing Pac is right behind him. #TheRealm #Hideduo

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#Fit: I'm detecting homosexual activity happening on this patch of dirt right now. #Fit: The more things change, the more they stay the same, right? #Arkanis #APassagem #Hideduo ❤️

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#Fit: I'm detecting homosexual activity happening on this patch of dirt right now. #Fit: The more things change, the more they stay the same, right? #Arkanis #APassagem #Hideduo ❤️

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#Quackity: Look who it is!!! :D #Missa: I'm right now at the Taiwan embassy. I'm doing the visa– #Phil: Most normal Missa activity. Yeah, I'm just "insert here" location. #Quackity: Yes! Bad timing Quackity always fcking strikes, and I love it!

#Quackity: Look who it is!!! :D #Missa: I'm right now at the Taiwan embassy. I'm doing the visa– #Phil: Most normal Missa activity. Yeah, I'm just "insert here" location. #Quackity: Yes! Bad timing Quackity always fcking strikes, and I love it!

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#Quackity: "The second worst thing to ever happen to these orphans." What does that mean? What's the first worst thing? [Techno stares at him in silence] #Technoblade: Quackity, they weren't always orphans #Quackity: [Smile slowly falls as he realizes what that means] 😀 → 😦

#Quackity: "The second worst thing to ever happen to these orphans." What does that mean? What's the first worst thing? [Techno stares at him in silence] #Technoblade: Quackity, they weren't always orphans #Quackity: [Smile slowly falls as he realizes what that means] 😀 → 😦

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