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#Quackity: You have lost Purgatory 2. #Wuant: [Does a sick backflip] #QSMPPurgatory2 #QSMPPurgatory

#Quackity: You have lost Purgatory 2. #Wuant: [Does a sick backflip] #QSMPPurgatory2 #QSMPPurgatory

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#Slimecicle: Oh boy, first day at evil school! I hope there's nothing... evil. #Condi: "I hope they don't find out I'm good." #Milo: Is that a gay high school reference??? #Slimecicle: I am the gay high school guy. 🤷🏳️‍🌈

#Slimecicle: Oh boy, first day at evil school! I hope there's nothing... evil. #Condi: "I hope they don't find out I'm good." #Milo: Is that a gay high school reference??? #Slimecicle: I am the gay high school guy. 🤷🏳️‍🌈

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#Pac: Guys, what is "yaoi"? What is "yaoi"? Explain it to me, explain it to me! Just so I have context. #Pac: [Reads chat] #Pac: 😦 #TheRealm

#Pac: Guys, what is "yaoi"? What is "yaoi"? Explain it to me, explain it to me! Just so I have context. #Pac: [Reads chat] #Pac: 😦 #TheRealm

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#Quackity: Ok, you want an explanation about El Quackity? The reason why ElQuackity wasn't on the lore stream is precisely because... he's coming back. #Quackity: Ok– that's it! That's all I'm gonna say about it.

#Quackity: Ok, you want an explanation about El Quackity? The reason why ElQuackity wasn't on the lore stream is precisely because... he's coming back. #Quackity: Ok– that's it! That's all I'm gonna say about it.

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#Bagi: I grew up in here (Quesadilla Island), the Island was supposed to be a safe place to live, I lived in here with my family, but my brother went missing somehow. #Pac: [Tearfully] You're not Brazilian? 💔🇧🇷 #Bagi: I'm Quesadilliana! #Pac: NOOOOO!!! She's Quesadilliana! 😭

#Bagi: I grew up in here (Quesadilla Island), the Island was supposed to be a safe place to live, I lived in here with my family, but my brother went missing somehow. #Pac: [Tearfully] You're not Brazilian? 💔🇧🇷 #Bagi: I'm Quesadilliana! #Pac: NOOOOO!!! She's Quesadilliana! 😭

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#Phil: Mọney tree! #Cellbit: Yeah, who says mọney doesn't grow on trees, man? Wtf! #Phil: Yeah, they lied! They lied! Big mọney- big mọney didn't want us to know! #Cellbit: That's crazy! Guys, welcome to my base. #Antoine: [Distantly] SHUT THE FCK UP CELLBIT—

#Phil: Mọney tree! #Cellbit: Yeah, who says mọney doesn't grow on trees, man? Wtf! #Phil: Yeah, they lied! They lied! Big mọney- big mọney didn't want us to know! #Cellbit: That's crazy! Guys, welcome to my base. #Antoine: [Distantly] SHUT THE FCK UP CELLBIT—

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#Phil: [Snorts as he remembers this conversation] #Fit: [In the video] Did I steal anything else before I have to go to work? Did I steal else from you? #Phil: [In the video] Just my heart. #Fit: [In the video] 😨 #Cucurucho: Hahaha #Mike: WTF FIT?!? I'm gonna tell Pac, bro!

#Phil: [Snorts as he remembers this conversation] #Fit: [In the video] Did I steal anything else before I have to go to work? Did I steal else from you? #Phil: [In the video] Just my heart. #Fit: [In the video] 😨 #Cucurucho: Hahaha #Mike: WTF FIT?!? I'm gonna tell Pac, bro!

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#Phil: Something in the air on [QSMP]... #Phil: It makes total sense now, because like– The server was made by Quackity, who is bi, & then all the dudes suddenly started flirting with each other. He did something to the air, man! Chatter: It was the LGBT Queer SMP Pheromones 🏳️‍🌈
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#Phil: Something in the air on [QSMP]... #Phil: It makes total sense now, because like– The server was made by Quackity, who is bi, & then all the dudes suddenly started flirting with each other. He did something to the air, man! Chatter: It was the LGBT Queer SMP Pheromones 🏳️‍🌈

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#Phil: Quackity! Alex! You can come in! In the most non-threatening way possible! #Quackity: [Bursts through the door and falls down] #Phil: Jesus Christ [Laughs]
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#Phil: Quackity! Alex! You can come in! In the most non-threatening way possible! #Quackity: [Bursts through the door and falls down] #Phil: Jesus Christ [Laughs]

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Pac's chat allows viewers to make music requests, which led to this VERY well-timed moment today where Careless Whisper started playing as soon as Pac met back up with Fit. #Hideduo
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Pac's chat allows viewers to make music requests, which led to this VERY well-timed moment today where Careless Whisper started playing as soon as Pac met back up with Fit. #Hideduo

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#Quackity: Dude, I always look back on that clip of Technoblade– #Phil: About the orphans? #Quackity: Yeah, he's like "I'm the 2nd worst thing to happen to orphans" and I'm like "What's the 1st thing?" he's like "Quackity. They weren't always orphans." #Phil: That's a classic.
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#Quackity: Dude, I always look back on that clip of Technoblade– #Phil: About the orphans? #Quackity: Yeah, he's like "I'm the 2nd worst thing to happen to orphans" and I'm like "What's the 1st thing?" he's like "Quackity. They weren't always orphans." #Phil: That's a classic.

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#Tubbo: [Trying to motivate chat] Try a new hobby! Learn how to crochet! 🧶 #Tubbo: [Reading chat] "Yarn is expensive"? [Long pause] ...Fine! Try running! Everyone can run! #Fit: [In chat] um sweetie that's ableism #Tubbo: What– WHAT THE FCK!
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#Tubbo: [Trying to motivate chat] Try a new hobby! Learn how to crochet! 🧶 #Tubbo: [Reading chat] "Yarn is expensive"? [Long pause] ...Fine! Try running! Everyone can run! #Fit: [In chat] um sweetie that's ableism #Tubbo: What– WHAT THE FCK!

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#Quackity: NO MAMES! NO MAMES! #Pac: Nem fudendo! It's Quackity! Não é possível! #Bagi: I though you were Pac, and I thought Pac were Etoiles! #Quackity: I thought y'all were Mexicans! 😂 The funniest part of SquidCraft today was this happy surprise after the lights-out game.
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#Quackity: NO MAMES! NO MAMES! #Pac: Nem fudendo! It's Quackity! Não é possível! #Bagi: I though you were Pac, and I thought Pac were Etoiles! #Quackity: I thought y'all were Mexicans! 😂 The funniest part of SquidCraft today was this happy surprise after the lights-out game.

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#Roier: Jaiden Animations? Jaiden Manipulations! Oh my god!
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#Roier: Jaiden Animations? Jaiden Manipulations! Oh my god!

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#Pac: Something I think about that's really cool [is] how Philza & Fit are Minecraft legends. And I got to meet them, I played with them, I think it's really cool! [Later] #Pac: The British guy who's friends with my American boyfriend sent me a raid [Laughs] How crazy is that!
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#Pac: Something I think about that's really cool [is] how Philza & Fit are Minecraft legends. And I got to meet them, I played with them, I think it's really cool! [Later] #Pac: The British guy who's friends with my American boyfriend sent me a raid [Laughs] How crazy is that!

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Dono: Rest in peace QSMP, you would've loved pride month. #Phil: Dude, it was Pride Month every day on that server, what are you talking about? Every single day on that server was just Pride. QSMP was just an excuse for Quackity just to flirt with men. Let's be honest.
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Dono: Rest in peace QSMP, you would've loved pride month. #Phil: Dude, it was Pride Month every day on that server, what are you talking about? Every single day on that server was just Pride. QSMP was just an excuse for Quackity just to flirt with men. Let's be honest.

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#Quackity: [Sobbing on the floor rocking back and forth while "Creep" by Radiohead plays] 😭🎵 Dono: I like your Mexican Fit cosplay. #Quackity: [Continues sobbing] Dono: Fckin' baldie, you look like my Abuela. #Quackity: [Cracks up]
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#Quackity: [Sobbing on the floor rocking back and forth while "Creep" by Radiohead plays] 😭🎵 Dono: I like your Mexican Fit cosplay. #Quackity: [Continues sobbing] Dono: Fckin' baldie, you look like my Abuela. #Quackity: [Cracks up]

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#Pac: Tamo junto, Fitch. #Fit: 😘❤️ Over one year after their first (official) date, Fit and Pac finally have their first kiss. 🥹 #Hideduo #Arkanis #APassagem
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#Pac: Tamo junto, Fitch. #Fit: 😘❤️ Over one year after their first (official) date, Fit and Pac finally have their first kiss. 🥹 #Hideduo #Arkanis #APassagem

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#Etoiles: Are you diabetic, or…? #Roscumber: Yeah, yeah! [...] I think that makes three of us, Billzo is also diabetic. #Etoiles: What? It's the diabetic server, or…? [Laughs] What the hell. [...] But yeah, that was funny, when you gave sugar to me I had PTSD. 😅 #TheRealm
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#Etoiles: Are you diabetic, or…? #Roscumber: Yeah, yeah! [...] I think that makes three of us, Billzo is also diabetic. #Etoiles: What? It's the diabetic server, or…? [Laughs] What the hell. [...] But yeah, that was funny, when you gave sugar to me I had PTSD. 😅 #TheRealm

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#Phil: It's your boyfriend Pac, Fit. You gonna give him a big kiss? #Pac: Bom diaaa! 😊 #Phil: Oh fck, he's here– 😨 Phil's first social faux pas of the day: asking Fit if he's gonna kiss Pac not realizing Pac is right behind him. #TheRealm #Hideduo
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#Phil: It's your boyfriend Pac, Fit. You gonna give him a big kiss? #Pac: Bom diaaa! 😊 #Phil: Oh fck, he's here– 😨 Phil's first social faux pas of the day: asking Fit if he's gonna kiss Pac not realizing Pac is right behind him. #TheRealm #Hideduo

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#Phil: Wh– if I go to heaven, can I beat up God to bring Techno back? Is that allowed? [Laughs] If I get to the gates, can I 1v1 God and then send Techno back? #Phil: I think we need that as a treat, we deserve this. Can't wait to see Phil and Techno 2v1 God 🐦‍⬛⚔️🐷
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#Phil: Wh– if I go to heaven, can I beat up God to bring Techno back? Is that allowed? [Laughs] If I get to the gates, can I 1v1 God and then send Techno back? #Phil: I think we need that as a treat, we deserve this. Can't wait to see Phil and Techno 2v1 God 🐦‍⬛⚔️🐷

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#Quackity: Look who it is!!! :D #Missa: I'm right now at the Taiwan embassy. I'm doing the visa– #Phil: Most normal Missa activity. Yeah, I'm just "insert here" location. #Quackity: Yes! Bad timing Quackity always fcking strikes, and I love it!
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#Quackity: Look who it is!!! :D #Missa: I'm right now at the Taiwan embassy. I'm doing the visa– #Phil: Most normal Missa activity. Yeah, I'm just "insert here" location. #Quackity: Yes! Bad timing Quackity always fcking strikes, and I love it!

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