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I was out on a date after today's historic 3 nil victory against the simpletons and we stopped into a pub I was unfamiliar with for a wee drink. We stood trying to enjoy my pint when a gang of unruly ruffians burst into a horrific song about Brendan Rodgers. Clearly taking the result well. Vile club and fans.

I was out on a date after today's historic 3 nil victory against the simpletons and we stopped into a pub I was unfamiliar with for a wee drink. We stood trying to enjoy my pint when a gang of unruly ruffians burst into a horrific song about Brendan Rodgers. Clearly taking the result well. Vile club and fans.

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Igamane nutmegs a guy to set up a goal but the player misses only for Hamza to header in the rebound for a debut goal

Igamane nutmegs a guy to set up a goal but the player misses only for Hamza to header in the rebound for a debut goal

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In terms of if what was to continue? Well Russell if you were to continue to further establish yourself as the worst Rangers manger in terms of win % in our esteemed History then I would expect anyone with a shred of decency to know they are out of their depth and walk.

In terms of if what was to continue? Well Russell if you were to continue to further establish yourself as the worst Rangers manger in terms of win % in our esteemed History then I would expect anyone with a shred of decency to know they are out of their depth and walk.

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This is sensational 👏 🔴⚪️🔵

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This is sensational 👏 🔴⚪️🔵

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This bozo is speaking like he's never watched Scottish football?!

This bozo is speaking like he's never watched Scottish football?!

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Lovely stuff. Have a Staunch Sunday 🇬🇧

Lovely stuff. Have a Staunch Sunday 🇬🇧

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Hung it in the Louvre

Hung it in the Louvre

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SPFL 2025/26 Season 🇬🇧

SPFL 2025/26 Season 🇬🇧

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Celebrity Celtic fan and Nigel Farage supporter Sir Rod Stewart welcomed to the Glastonbury Pyramid Stage with a rousing rendition of God Save The King. He loved it. #KneecapAreVagrants

Celebrity Celtic fan and Nigel Farage supporter Sir Rod Stewart welcomed to the Glastonbury Pyramid Stage with a rousing rendition of God Save The King. He loved it. #KneecapAreVagrants

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Watching Marti Pellow creep about waffling pish on BBC1 there and this is all I could think about #Hogmanay

Watching Marti Pellow creep about waffling pish on BBC1 there and this is all I could think about #Hogmanay

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Humza Yousaf being obliterated by Community Notes is amusing but it still mind boggling and completely damning that this low IQ buffoon held any roles in Scottish Government nevermind making it to become another failed First Minister.

Humza Yousaf being obliterated by Community Notes is amusing but it still mind boggling and completely damning that this low IQ buffoon held any roles in Scottish Government nevermind making it to become another failed First Minister.

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Max Aarons to Rangers is massive. Here he is pocketing Vini Jnr last season helping Valencia beat Real Madrid.

Max Aarons to Rangers is massive. Here he is pocketing Vini Jnr last season helping Valencia beat Real Madrid.

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Sound familiar? He was sacked immediately after this by Southampton 🤔

Sound familiar? He was sacked immediately after this by Southampton 🤔

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Trending?! I didn't know that word 😂

Trending?! I didn't know that word 😂

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So eternal victim Neil Lennon admits he caused Scottish football to overreact and cancel evening Old Firm matches (apart from ones that benefit Celtic) because he couldn't control his temper over something insignificant?

So eternal victim Neil Lennon admits he caused Scottish football to overreact and cancel evening Old Firm matches (apart from ones that benefit Celtic) because he couldn't control his temper over something insignificant?

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Lille are preparing to finalise a €24 million plus add ons transfer of Hamza Igamane. Pray for the simpletons

Lille are preparing to finalise a €24 million plus add ons transfer of Hamza Igamane. Pray for the simpletons

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Brendan Rodgers and his crispy lips are as broken as the bellow average simpletons. Barry Ferguson has ruined them, Vaclav Cerny washed them, they drank their own urine, $9billion takeover and now they don't know what to do 😂 They know the party is over

Brendan Rodgers and his crispy lips are as broken as the bellow average simpletons. Barry Ferguson has ruined them, Vaclav Cerny washed them, they drank their own urine, $9billion takeover and now they don't know what to do 😂 They know the party is over

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Miovski hates the simpletons

Miovski hates the simpletons

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Callum McGregor Scotch Cup Final remix

Callum McGregor Scotch Cup Final remix

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Fakeover Friday

Fakeover Friday

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This utter humiliation of the Simpletons by Rangers at their shit pit is the reason we're being forced to play matches at 12:30pm on a Sunday. Neil McCann terrorised them that day. Time to put these savages back in their place again. WATP 🇬🇧 🔴⚪️🔵

This utter humiliation of the Simpletons by Rangers at their shit pit is the reason we're being forced to play matches at 12:30pm on a Sunday. Neil McCann terrorised them that day. Time to put these savages back in their place again. WATP 🇬🇧 🔴⚪️🔵

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OFFICIAL: Andrew Cavenagh & Paraag Marathe of The 49ers Consortium PSA for Scottish football now that the Rangers takeover in complete 🇬🇧

OFFICIAL: Andrew Cavenagh & Paraag Marathe of The 49ers Consortium PSA for Scottish football now that the Rangers takeover in complete 🇬🇧

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It's getting better all the time #FakeoverFriday

It's getting better all the time #FakeoverFriday

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It's happened again...🔴⚪️🔵

It's happened again...🔴⚪️🔵

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Rangers FC best in Britain 🇬🇧

Rangers FC best in Britain 🇬🇧

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Just announce the takeover Rangers Football Club

Just announce the takeover Rangers Football Club

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