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This is the EO I’ve been waiting for.

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What do bungee jumpers and gay men have in common?

Acting is so gay!

You son of a bitch, I’m in.

Do you cry in movies?

I’m the baby.

God could never love me, I’ve sinned too much.

WTF is happening? The world needs Jesus.

Turns out, mom and dad were right.

He won. Also, who else grew up playing this game?

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Watch Anya Live

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If this guy comes at you, you’re dead.

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I’m not crying, you’re crying.

Poor doggos.

They respected me for it.

Let’s treat our fathers better.

Things you can say while playing golf, that you can’t say about your partner.

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Don’t ever pee in your dream, it’s a trick.

Mommy is somewhere safe.

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What a beautiful and healthy relationship.

One of the greatest Obama jokes of all time by Heath the Queef.

How many would you get right?

You don’t look gay.

I just shit my pants.

Surprise! Who could have guessed where she stood on abortion?

You are not Nazi material.

Here is 6 minutes of Shane Gillis. Just because.

They’re just a little top heavy.

Norm’s comedy was top tier.

You’re getting close dude.

Is this how they grab those banners? How did I not know this?