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We are not sure who to blame, but probably the cyclist

We are not sure who to blame, but probably the cyclist

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Officers from our Roads And Transport Squad are appealing for information A red Mazda has forced a cyclist off the road causing minor injury

Officers from our Roads And Transport Squad are appealing for information A red Mazda has forced a cyclist off the road causing minor injury

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Appeal for information following an accident that occurred due to a Blue Porsche failing to give way to a white car

Appeal for information following an accident that occurred due to a Blue Porsche failing to give way to a white car

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We received a report that the vehicle failed to stop for a red light We have deducted 2 points from the drivers licence and they will be fined £8,008.13

We received a report that the vehicle failed to stop for a red light We have deducted 2 points from the drivers licence and they will be fined £8,008.13

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Appeal for information after this small Honda vehicle caused a Road Traffic Accident on the #M25 j/w #Sandford

Appeal for information after this small Honda vehicle caused a Road Traffic Accident on the #M25 j/w #Sandford

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Officers have identified the parents of this “youth” Both fined £800.85 each for allowing/permitting their child to behave in an antisocial manner

Officers have identified the parents of this “youth” Both fined £800.85 each for allowing/permitting their child to behave in an antisocial manner

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We have investigated this incident, the driver of the Police vehicle swerved to avoid a black cat that had run across their path, causing them to make contact with the parked vehicle We found the Officer not at fault

We have investigated this incident, the driver of the Police vehicle swerved to avoid a black cat that had run across their path, causing them to make contact with the parked vehicle We found the Officer not at fault

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Officers from the Roads And Transport Squad have issued an appeal following a Road Traffic Accident where a Heavy Goods Vehicle has caused contact with a van

Officers from the Roads And Transport Squad have issued an appeal following a Road Traffic Accident where a Heavy Goods Vehicle has caused contact with a van

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An appeal from our Safer Cycling Unit Manager A taxi appears to have caused a Road Traffic Accident with a more vulnerable road user

An appeal from our Safer Cycling Unit Manager A taxi appears to have caused a Road Traffic Accident with a more vulnerable road user

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Breaking News - Footage of Tommy Robinson following his arrest under Schedule 7.17 of the Terrorism Act

Breaking News - Footage of Tommy Robinson following his arrest under Schedule 7.17 of the Terrorism Act

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Officers are appealing for information on this male who confronted a knife wielding robber We have a wheelbarrow he might need for his massive bollocks

Officers are appealing for information on this male who confronted a knife wielding robber We have a wheelbarrow he might need for his massive bollocks

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Officers from the Rural Crime Team are investigating after reports of a Road Traffic Accident involving a vulnerable cyclist

Officers from the Rural Crime Team are investigating after reports of a Road Traffic Accident involving a vulnerable cyclist

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We are searching for a cyclist who caused a minor traffic collision in the Greater Sandford area. Please contact us with any information.

We are searching for a cyclist who caused a minor traffic collision in the Greater Sandford area. Please contact us with any information.

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Appeal for information after a pedestrian was seen to step out into the path of a bus, causing a minor injury Road Traffic Accident

Appeal for information after a pedestrian was seen to step out into the path of a bus, causing a minor injury Road Traffic Accident

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Footage submitted through our Online Reporting Portal appears to show a number of cyclists passing through a red light This is why cyclists should have registration plates so that we can easily track them down and issue fines

Footage submitted through our Online Reporting Portal appears to show a number of cyclists passing through a red light This is why cyclists should have registration plates so that we can easily track them down and issue fines

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Special Branch officers were deployed during the recent cold weather

Special Branch officers were deployed during the recent cold weather

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Officers from our Specialist Wet Animal Network were on hand to deal with a particularly aggressive swan that had become stuck in a cycle lane A small number of pedestrians were harmed before the swan could be sedated & removed

Officers from our Specialist Wet Animal Network were on hand to deal with a particularly aggressive swan that had become stuck in a cycle lane A small number of pedestrians were harmed before the swan could be sedated & removed

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Officers are appealing after a silver Honda caused a minor damage Road Traffic Accident

Officers are appealing after a silver Honda caused a minor damage Road Traffic Accident

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Officers from the Roads And Transport Squad are appealing for information following a minor injury accident that was caused by a vehicle tailgating a motorcycle

Officers from the Roads And Transport Squad are appealing for information following a minor injury accident that was caused by a vehicle tailgating a motorcycle

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We can confirm a Police Dog has been suspended from active duties following an incident at a mostly peaceful far-central-rightish protest

We can confirm a Police Dog has been suspended from active duties following an incident at a mostly peaceful far-central-rightish protest

Sandford Police Commentary

7,248,352 次观看 • 1 年前

Officers from the Roads And Transport Squad are appealing for information following a Road Traffic Accident where a pedal cyclist crashed into a car that was completing a legal right turn

Officers from the Roads And Transport Squad are appealing for information following a Road Traffic Accident where a pedal cyclist crashed into a car that was completing a legal right turn

Sandford Police Commentary

7,601,349 次观看 • 2 年前

We have investigated this incident and established no wrong doing on anyone’s part

We have investigated this incident and established no wrong doing on anyone’s part

Sandford Police Commentary

6,258,853 次观看 • 2 年前

Nicholas Smith, 26 and Andrew Jones, 36 have been charged with attempting to cause grievous bodily harm. The victims Haroon Khan, 22, and Mohammed Khan, 19 didn’t sustain any lasting injuries from the bar stool. We are investigating whether to treat this as a hate crime.

Nicholas Smith, 26 and Andrew Jones, 36 have been charged with attempting to cause grievous bodily harm. The victims Haroon Khan, 22, and Mohammed Khan, 19 didn’t sustain any lasting injuries from the bar stool. We are investigating whether to treat this as a hate crime.

Sandford Police Commentary

5,902,524 次观看 • 2 年前

Officers from the Roads And Transport Squad are appealing for information after white van caused a minor injury Road Traffic Accident with a pedal cyclist

Officers from the Roads And Transport Squad are appealing for information after white van caused a minor injury Road Traffic Accident with a pedal cyclist

Sandford Police Commentary

3,693,488 次观看 • 2 年前

A damage only Road Traffic Accident was reported, officers investigating couldn’t find any offences being committed

A damage only Road Traffic Accident was reported, officers investigating couldn’t find any offences being committed

Sandford Police Commentary

1,021,249 次观看 • 11 个月前

Appeal for information following a road traffic accident where a cyclist has ridden into a moving vehicle Officers would like to trace the cyclist who will be investigated for cycling without due care and attention

Appeal for information following a road traffic accident where a cyclist has ridden into a moving vehicle Officers would like to trace the cyclist who will be investigated for cycling without due care and attention

Sandford Police Commentary

2,929,915 次观看 • 3 年前

Whilst attempting to issue Traffic Offence Reports to drivers breaking the new 20 mph limits officer came under attack from members of the public Luckily no one was seriously injured during this incident

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Whilst attempting to issue Traffic Offence Reports to drivers breaking the new 20 mph limits officer came under attack from members of the public Luckily no one was seriously injured during this incident

Sandford Police Commentary

2,293,170 次观看 • 2 年前

Appeal for information We are trying to identify these pedestrians who dangerously crossed the road without yielding for the more vulnerable car driver Please submit info via our website When traced they will be fined between £71.75 - £800.85

Appeal for information We are trying to identify these pedestrians who dangerously crossed the road without yielding for the more vulnerable car driver Please submit info via our website When traced they will be fined between £71.75 - £800.85

Sandford Police Commentary

2,706,003 次观看 • 3 年前

The registered owner of this vehicle is alleged to have run up over £717 in unpaid #ULEZ charges Stopped on the #M25 and the driver invited in for a voluntary interview

The registered owner of this vehicle is alleged to have run up over £717 in unpaid #ULEZ charges Stopped on the #M25 and the driver invited in for a voluntary interview

Sandford Police Commentary

1,757,086 次观看 • 2 年前

Officers from the Rods And Transport Squad are investigating an incident where a van driver has caused a minor Road Traffic Accident with a cyclist

Officers from the Rods And Transport Squad are investigating an incident where a van driver has caused a minor Road Traffic Accident with a cyclist

Sandford Police Commentary

1,800,471 次观看 • 3 年前

Officers are appealing for information after a cyclist was seen to cause a minor injury to themselves after cycling on the pavement

Officers are appealing for information after a cyclist was seen to cause a minor injury to themselves after cycling on the pavement

Sandford Police Commentary

1,312,274 次观看 • 2 年前

Pleased to see one of the Enforcement Officers communicating effectively with a dodgy driver

Pleased to see one of the Enforcement Officers communicating effectively with a dodgy driver

Sandford Police Commentary

996,052 次观看 • 3 年前

If you do this to your car, and we see it, we will ram you off the fucking road

If you do this to your car, and we see it, we will ram you off the fucking road

Sandford Police Comms

445,475 次观看 • 1 年前

Footage submitted online of an incident where a Heavy Good Vehicle caused a collision with a more vulnerable vehicle and caravan We take allegations of Dangerous driving very seriously

Footage submitted online of an incident where a Heavy Good Vehicle caused a collision with a more vulnerable vehicle and caravan We take allegations of Dangerous driving very seriously

Sandford Police Commentary

619,950 次观看 • 2 年前

This footage was received by Force Complaints On review it appears an officer was travelling in to work & slightly misjudged the junction We will not take any action against the Ch Insp on this occasion, however have advised them to obtain a licence

This footage was received by Force Complaints On review it appears an officer was travelling in to work & slightly misjudged the junction We will not take any action against the Ch Insp on this occasion, however have advised them to obtain a licence

Sandford Police Commentary

835,989 次观看 • 3 年前

Police Appeal Please watch

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Police Appeal Please watch

Sandford Police Commentary

476,452 次观看 • 1 年前

Appeal for information following a reported incident where pedestrians failed to stop and yield to the more vulnerable cyclists at a crossing When traced we will issue Fixed Penalty Notices for £71.75 to offenders

Appeal for information following a reported incident where pedestrians failed to stop and yield to the more vulnerable cyclists at a crossing When traced we will issue Fixed Penalty Notices for £71.75 to offenders

Sandford Police Commentary

754,811 次观看 • 3 年前

Footage received via our Online Reporting Portal Appears to show a staggering number of close passes by a pedal cycle on the more vulnerable queuing traffic Officers will seek to identify and prosecute the cyclist, typical fine range £71.75 - £800.85

Footage received via our Online Reporting Portal Appears to show a staggering number of close passes by a pedal cycle on the more vulnerable queuing traffic Officers will seek to identify and prosecute the cyclist, typical fine range £71.75 - £800.85

Sandford Police Commentary

594,805 次观看 • 3 年前