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Mark Normand on Shane Gillis's "thank god she's good-looking because that bitch is not funny" line about Teyana Taylor at the Hart roast: "I spit my drink out… this fat doughy guy is like, 'I get to finally trash this beautiful A-list actress.' And he was right—she sucked!"

Mark Normand on Shane Gillis's "thank god she's good-looking because that bitch is not funny" line about Teyana Taylor at the Hart roast: "I spit my drink out… this fat doughy guy is like, 'I get to finally trash this beautiful A-list actress.' And he was right—she sucked!"

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the New York Comedy Festival just announced this guy as a headliner

the New York Comedy Festival just announced this guy as a headliner

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here's Big Jay Oakerson's response to DL Hughley calling him a Nazi: "Be funny, fuck face. I'm tired of watching Black guys in fucking Django hats fucking tell me how the world works and let me know that I'm a Nazi."

here's Big Jay Oakerson's response to DL Hughley calling him a Nazi: "Be funny, fuck face. I'm tired of watching Black guys in fucking Django hats fucking tell me how the world works and let me know that I'm a Nazi."

1,486,676 次观看 • 2 个月前

Mark Normand on his new special: "I hit every group. I feel like everybody does trans jokes; I do trans, Mexican, Black, gay, Muslim, everyone. Equal opportunity. I'm inclusive… I'm writing jokes that I would want to hear or my friends growing up would want to hear"

Mark Normand on his new special: "I hit every group. I feel like everybody does trans jokes; I do trans, Mexican, Black, gay, Muslim, everyone. Equal opportunity. I'm inclusive… I'm writing jokes that I would want to hear or my friends growing up would want to hear"

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Here's Kill Tony regular Ari Matti telling a story about "two big Black bitches" returning some clothes at a Nike outlet. The punchline? "Before moving to America I wasn't a racist, but after two years of living here, I'm beginning to see some patterns."

Here's Kill Tony regular Ari Matti telling a story about "two big Black bitches" returning some clothes at a Nike outlet. The punchline? "Before moving to America I wasn't a racist, but after two years of living here, I'm beginning to see some patterns."

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Theo Von: "I like to relate different things, like behaviors to different ethnicities." thank you for putting that on camera

Theo Von: "I like to relate different things, like behaviors to different ethnicities." thank you for putting that on camera

118,666 次观看 • 19 天前

here's Shane Gillis talking about what a great time he had at the White House UFC event, where he says he was sitting with the troops who kidnapped Maduro

here's Shane Gillis talking about what a great time he had at the White House UFC event, where he says he was sitting with the troops who kidnapped Maduro

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Dave Smith discusses anti-white racism with the podcaster Planet Tyrus. "At the height of slavery in America, most white people didn't own slaves… there were also free Black men who owned slaves. It's just a little more complicated than people want to make it out to be."

Dave Smith discusses anti-white racism with the podcaster Planet Tyrus. "At the height of slavery in America, most white people didn't own slaves… there were also free Black men who owned slaves. It's just a little more complicated than people want to make it out to be."

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Louis CK has a new special on Netflix today, his first on the platform since he confessed to serial sexual harassment nine years ago. in April, the comedian Megan Gailey said on Francesca Fiorentini's podcast that "Louis is still doing what Louis was doing."

Louis CK has a new special on Netflix today, his first on the platform since he confessed to serial sexual harassment nine years ago. in April, the comedian Megan Gailey said on Francesca Fiorentini's podcast that "Louis is still doing what Louis was doing."

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this is crazy: on Maury Povich's podcast, Mark Normand casually admits he lied when he said Netflix told him to take a racist joke out of his podcast, and he told them he'd do it if they admitted Muslims are dangerous

this is crazy: on Maury Povich's podcast, Mark Normand casually admits he lied when he said Netflix told him to take a racist joke out of his podcast, and he told them he'd do it if they admitted Muslims are dangerous

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here's secret libs Matt and Shane mocking the guy ICE harassed after he compared the former acting director to a Nazi. "It's like, okay man, that's such a crazy parallel." "We don't even know his name. He's not gonna be the head of the fucking SS in Auschwitz."

here's secret libs Matt and Shane mocking the guy ICE harassed after he compared the former acting director to a Nazi. "It's like, okay man, that's such a crazy parallel." "We don't even know his name. He's not gonna be the head of the fucking SS in Auschwitz."

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great Grace Helbig video criticizing Whitney Cummings, who complained on Threads the other day that Miss Rachel talks to kids "like they're deaf morons"

great Grace Helbig video criticizing Whitney Cummings, who complained on Threads the other day that Miss Rachel talks to kids "like they're deaf morons"

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Tim Dillon says Trump's second term is "the greatest con in history" and that one could not have expected any of it after his first term, when he "governed kind of like a nineties liberal"

Tim Dillon says Trump's second term is "the greatest con in history" and that one could not have expected any of it after his first term, when he "governed kind of like a nineties liberal"

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here's Andrew Schulz on Lupita Nyong'o and Eliot Page's casting in The Odyssey: "With Harry Potter, these characters are made up, so they could be whatever they want. Whereas Helen of Troy is allegedly based on a true person."

here's Andrew Schulz on Lupita Nyong'o and Eliot Page's casting in The Odyssey: "With Harry Potter, these characters are made up, so they could be whatever they want. Whereas Helen of Troy is allegedly based on a true person."

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unreal bit on Theo Von's podcast today where Dave Smith says there's a lot of nuance to bigotry, complains about the great replacement, and Theo agrees that he's sick of anti-white racism

unreal bit on Theo Von's podcast today where Dave Smith says there's a lot of nuance to bigotry, complains about the great replacement, and Theo agrees that he's sick of anti-white racism

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I cannot stress enough that the comedian Chris Distefano believes hundreds of people personally witnessed Christ's resurrection

I cannot stress enough that the comedian Chris Distefano believes hundreds of people personally witnessed Christ's resurrection

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white nationalist Dave Smith, in his episode about the "devastating" birthright citizenship decision: "Somebody opposing America not being a majority white country doesn't make them a Nazi."

white nationalist Dave Smith, in his episode about the "devastating" birthright citizenship decision: "Somebody opposing America not being a majority white country doesn't make them a Nazi."

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is this your king

is this your king

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thanks to a debate between the nazi streamer Sneako and the YouTuber DJ Akademiks, Andrew Schulz has realized that words have meanings

thanks to a debate between the nazi streamer Sneako and the YouTuber DJ Akademiks, Andrew Schulz has realized that words have meanings

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here's Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky fawning over Viktor Orbán and Hungary's assault on trans rights

here's Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky fawning over Viktor Orbán and Hungary's assault on trans rights

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