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🇨🇦Mark Carney “I have a meeting with Trump” 🇺🇸Donald Trump “I have no idea what he wants to see me about”

🇨🇦Mark Carney “I have a meeting with Trump” 🇺🇸Donald Trump “I have no idea what he wants to see me about”

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🇨🇦My carbon tax worked so well it’s snowing in Canmore, Canada?🤔

🇨🇦My carbon tax worked so well it’s snowing in Canmore, Canada?🤔

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Canadian Military. Honestly, would you sign up for this?🤔

Canadian Military. Honestly, would you sign up for this?🤔

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🇬🇱🇩🇰Does it seem weird to anyone else that the tiny country of Denmark controls Greenland as an autonomous territory that’s so far away?🤔

🇬🇱🇩🇰Does it seem weird to anyone else that the tiny country of Denmark controls Greenland as an autonomous territory that’s so far away?🤔

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Andrew Coyne saying the quiet part out loud in 17 seconds flat! This should concern every Canadian.

Andrew Coyne saying the quiet part out loud in 17 seconds flat! This should concern every Canadian.

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🇨🇦Will Canada forever be divided?🤔 Look how we vote?🤷🏻‍♂️ No wonder the country can never move forward in a meaningful way. Not to mention our Political system is flawed. Conservatives won 2019 and 2021 popular vote and if Trudeau kept his word would have been gone in 2019. But is US any better it’s like ping pong 🏓

🇨🇦Will Canada forever be divided?🤔 Look how we vote?🤷🏻‍♂️ No wonder the country can never move forward in a meaningful way. Not to mention our Political system is flawed. Conservatives won 2019 and 2021 popular vote and if Trudeau kept his word would have been gone in 2019. But is US any better it’s like ping pong 🏓

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Mark Carney keeps hinting Canadians should “Fight” the US? Is he mentally challenged?

Mark Carney keeps hinting Canadians should “Fight” the US? Is he mentally challenged?

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🇨🇦The Palestinian Flag was raised in Calgary but here is what everyone missed. No one cared and literally no one was there. So the new Mayor pissed off all of Calgary just to appease a couple hundred people?🤦🏻‍♂️ Jeromy (Pathfinder) Farkas

🇨🇦The Palestinian Flag was raised in Calgary but here is what everyone missed. No one cared and literally no one was there. So the new Mayor pissed off all of Calgary just to appease a couple hundred people?🤦🏻‍♂️ Jeromy (Pathfinder) Farkas

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🇨🇦Look at Mark Carneys face when Phillip Champagne says they are going to spend 450B! He cant even hide his excitement to bury Canada in debt while enriching himself and his business associates beyond their wildest dreams?🤔 And Yes they call them Investments but I call them expenditures because we have all seen the Liberal Governments track record at “Investing”. NO CONFIDENCE!

🇨🇦Look at Mark Carneys face when Phillip Champagne says they are going to spend 450B! He cant even hide his excitement to bury Canada in debt while enriching himself and his business associates beyond their wildest dreams?🤔 And Yes they call them Investments but I call them expenditures because we have all seen the Liberal Governments track record at “Investing”. NO CONFIDENCE!

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🇨🇦Just how poor will Canada get?🪦 Goldman Sachs projects that in 2075, Canada's economy will fall out of the top 15. Nigeria, Pakistan, Philippines and Mexico will all be in the top 15. At the rate we are going we should crush this target. Debt, no growth and inflation will be our demise. Full report in comments.

🇨🇦Just how poor will Canada get?🪦 Goldman Sachs projects that in 2075, Canada's economy will fall out of the top 15. Nigeria, Pakistan, Philippines and Mexico will all be in the top 15. At the rate we are going we should crush this target. Debt, no growth and inflation will be our demise. Full report in comments.

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🇨🇦Mark Carney is at an “Undisclosed” location for a much needed holiday from his last 6 month holiday before his next 3 month summer holiday. I have an idea of where he is going.🤔 A place where he feels like he can be himself?🤣

🇨🇦Mark Carney is at an “Undisclosed” location for a much needed holiday from his last 6 month holiday before his next 3 month summer holiday. I have an idea of where he is going.🤔 A place where he feels like he can be himself?🤣

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🇨🇦Vassy Kapelos CTV News saying the Liberals will win and it’s just a matter of whether a Majority and a Minority. Fact Check: This is Propaganda known as “Bandwagon”. The propaganda method used above is called “bandwagon propaganda.” It aims to persuade people to support a candidate, idea, or cause by creating the impression that “everyone else” is already on board, leveraging social pressure and the fear of being left out. By suggesting widespread support, media can influence individuals to conform without critically evaluating the candidate or issue. Don’t be fooled get out and Vote! #PierrePoilievreForPM #PierrePoilievre

🇨🇦Vassy Kapelos CTV News saying the Liberals will win and it’s just a matter of whether a Majority and a Minority. Fact Check: This is Propaganda known as “Bandwagon”. The propaganda method used above is called “bandwagon propaganda.” It aims to persuade people to support a candidate, idea, or cause by creating the impression that “everyone else” is already on board, leveraging social pressure and the fear of being left out. By suggesting widespread support, media can influence individuals to conform without critically evaluating the candidate or issue. Don’t be fooled get out and Vote! #PierrePoilievreForPM #PierrePoilievre

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🇺🇦🇨🇦Defenceless Ukrainian girl brutally murdered in front of everyone on a bus in US. World news breaking. Canadian Media crickets?🦗 I thought they cared about Ukrainians?🤔

🇺🇦🇨🇦Defenceless Ukrainian girl brutally murdered in front of everyone on a bus in US. World news breaking. Canadian Media crickets?🦗 I thought they cared about Ukrainians?🤔

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🇨🇦List of things Immigration destroyed in Canada. What I miss?🤔

🇨🇦List of things Immigration destroyed in Canada. What I miss?🤔

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Canadians think Canada is a Democracy. But today our countries future will be decided on by the NDP a party no one voted for. A party so small it does not even have official party status. And the man who is PM that has crafted our future financial destruction says he’s European. No matter what happens to Canada and Canadians he will still be rich and most likely back in Europe. Just let that sink in?🤷‍♂️

Canadians think Canada is a Democracy. But today our countries future will be decided on by the NDP a party no one voted for. A party so small it does not even have official party status. And the man who is PM that has crafted our future financial destruction says he’s European. No matter what happens to Canada and Canadians he will still be rich and most likely back in Europe. Just let that sink in?🤷‍♂️

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🇨🇦🚨OMFG! Liberal Party and Mark Carney just drop the most Truthful Video I have ever seen in the history of Videos!

🇨🇦🚨OMFG! Liberal Party and Mark Carney just drop the most Truthful Video I have ever seen in the history of Videos!

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⚠️CTV News openly shows their disgust for Poilievre Poilievre.⚠️ Watch this and tell me our media is not bought and paid for in Canada?🤷🏻‍♂️ #pierrepoilievre

⚠️CTV News openly shows their disgust for Poilievre Poilievre.⚠️ Watch this and tell me our media is not bought and paid for in Canada?🤷🏻‍♂️ #pierrepoilievre

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🇨🇦Trudeau says Pierre and Daniele are taking away Canadians rights and Government should not be doing that. Let’s review that statement shall we?🤔 What rights Trudeau’s Government has taken away at various points: 🔥Right to Gov Transparency. 🔥Right to Non Confidence. 🔥Right to Develop Resources. 🔥Right to Decent Healthcare. 🔥Right to a Strong Military. 🔥Right to Parent. 🔥Right to Merit Based Hiring. 🔥Right to Speak Freely. 🔥Right to protest. 🔥Right to work. 🔥Right to travel. 🔥Right to your body. 🔥Right to bear arms. 🔥Right to have News from FB/Google. 🔥Right to have open and free media. 🔥Right to Open and Free internet. 🔥Right to Pick your vehicle. 🔥Right to Community safety. 🔥Right to an Affordable Life, The irony is, there has never been a government in the history of Canada that’s taken away as many rights as Trudeau’s liberals.🤦🏻‍♂️ And that is a fact.✅

🇨🇦Trudeau says Pierre and Daniele are taking away Canadians rights and Government should not be doing that. Let’s review that statement shall we?🤔 What rights Trudeau’s Government has taken away at various points: 🔥Right to Gov Transparency. 🔥Right to Non Confidence. 🔥Right to Develop Resources. 🔥Right to Decent Healthcare. 🔥Right to a Strong Military. 🔥Right to Parent. 🔥Right to Merit Based Hiring. 🔥Right to Speak Freely. 🔥Right to protest. 🔥Right to work. 🔥Right to travel. 🔥Right to your body. 🔥Right to bear arms. 🔥Right to have News from FB/Google. 🔥Right to have open and free media. 🔥Right to Open and Free internet. 🔥Right to Pick your vehicle. 🔥Right to Community safety. 🔥Right to an Affordable Life, The irony is, there has never been a government in the history of Canada that’s taken away as many rights as Trudeau’s liberals.🤦🏻‍♂️ And that is a fact.✅

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🇨🇦🇺🇸US is draining Canada of talent in ways many don’t even know about. For instance. US NCAA is draining all the Junior Hockey Talent from Canadian Leagues. How? Well they pay them to play and a lot. This just started this year. Why this is really bad. Many small market teams sales and economy generated rely on star players and contracts that pay the teams large sums in development money. Well not any more. You can imagine now with new NCAA rules the Canadian teams are all losing the best players at an alarming pace. And the economy with it. Elbows up in this case seems just so fitting?😉 Marc Nixon Kirk Lubimov

🇨🇦🇺🇸US is draining Canada of talent in ways many don’t even know about. For instance. US NCAA is draining all the Junior Hockey Talent from Canadian Leagues. How? Well they pay them to play and a lot. This just started this year. Why this is really bad. Many small market teams sales and economy generated rely on star players and contracts that pay the teams large sums in development money. Well not any more. You can imagine now with new NCAA rules the Canadian teams are all losing the best players at an alarming pace. And the economy with it. Elbows up in this case seems just so fitting?😉 Marc Nixon Kirk Lubimov

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🇨🇦Ottawa—“Eby Calls Alberta Entitled Despite Alberta Sending $625B to Ottawa While BC Sends $240B; Experts Suggest He May Be Confusing Math With Feelings” “It’s bold strategy,” one analyst said. “Calling Alberta entitled while living off their cheques is like yelling at the neighbor whose groceries you keep eating.” Meanwhile, Albertans responded to Eby’s comments by suggesting they would be happy to “work together” — as soon as Ottawa returns the $625 billion. Full article in comment section. 🟥

🇨🇦Ottawa—“Eby Calls Alberta Entitled Despite Alberta Sending $625B to Ottawa While BC Sends $240B; Experts Suggest He May Be Confusing Math With Feelings” “It’s bold strategy,” one analyst said. “Calling Alberta entitled while living off their cheques is like yelling at the neighbor whose groceries you keep eating.” Meanwhile, Albertans responded to Eby’s comments by suggesting they would be happy to “work together” — as soon as Ottawa returns the $625 billion. Full article in comment section. 🟥

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TRUMP ASKED ELON… 🇺🇸 ABOUT CANADA 🇨🇦

TRUMP ASKED ELON… 🇺🇸 ABOUT CANADA 🇨🇦

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🚨Mark Carney asks Elon Musk to invest in Canada. 😂🇨🇦 This may be the most brutal summary of the Canadian economy yet.🤔

🚨Mark Carney asks Elon Musk to invest in Canada. 😂🇨🇦 This may be the most brutal summary of the Canadian economy yet.🤔

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Trump may have finally figured out how to collapse Canada in 90 days flat?🤔 🇺🇸🍁 The Golden Maple Visa. “𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐦.” —President Trump

Trump may have finally figured out how to collapse Canada in 90 days flat?🤔 🇺🇸🍁 The Golden Maple Visa. “𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐦.” —President Trump

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CANADA EXPLAINS GUN SAFETY TO AMERICA 🇨🇦🇺🇸 Mark Carney attempts to explain Canada’s gun strategy to Trump and Vance. How do you think it goes?🤔

CANADA EXPLAINS GUN SAFETY TO AMERICA 🇨🇦🇺🇸 Mark Carney attempts to explain Canada’s gun strategy to Trump and Vance. How do you think it goes?🤔

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🚨🍿 Trump invites Tim Cook to explain basic economics to Mark Carney after Canada demands 15% of revenue from Apple, Netflix, Amazon, and Disney. Have Canadians had enough of this economically illiterate Liberal government yet?🤡

🚨🍿 Trump invites Tim Cook to explain basic economics to Mark Carney after Canada demands 15% of revenue from Apple, Netflix, Amazon, and Disney. Have Canadians had enough of this economically illiterate Liberal government yet?🤡

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Using Mark Carneys own words against him.

Using Mark Carneys own words against him.

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🚨 FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY The people with government pensions, government drivers, government limos and government jets have a message: The cuts should start with seniors. 👇 Am I the only one seeing a pattern here?

🚨 FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY The people with government pensions, government drivers, government limos and government jets have a message: The cuts should start with seniors. 👇 Am I the only one seeing a pattern here?

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🚨 ELBOWS DOWN After spending a year telling Canadians America was the problem… Mark Carney arrives in Washington looking for a trade deal. Unfortunately, Trump remembers things. 👇 #ElbowsDown

🚨 ELBOWS DOWN After spending a year telling Canadians America was the problem… Mark Carney arrives in Washington looking for a trade deal. Unfortunately, Trump remembers things. 👇 #ElbowsDown

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🚨BREAKING: Trump reportedly considering a Venezuela-style operation to arrest Mark Carney for sedition against the United States and crimes against Alberta oil. Operation Maple Thunder is underway.

🚨BREAKING: Trump reportedly considering a Venezuela-style operation to arrest Mark Carney for sedition against the United States and crimes against Alberta oil. Operation Maple Thunder is underway.

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🇨🇦Jagmeet just spoke and got destroyed by Media! 💣 He wants Trudeau replaced so and Liberals stay so he can get his pension at all costs to Canada and Canadians. Disgusting human.

🇨🇦Jagmeet just spoke and got destroyed by Media! 💣 He wants Trudeau replaced so and Liberals stay so he can get his pension at all costs to Canada and Canadians. Disgusting human.

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Justin Trudeau being Summer Slammed by an India news outlet for 9 straight minutes. 🫡 I guess they did not like Trudeau’s comments, and lecture to India at the G20? 🤡 Its well worth your time! ⌚️#trudeau

Justin Trudeau being Summer Slammed by an India news outlet for 9 straight minutes. 🫡 I guess they did not like Trudeau’s comments, and lecture to India at the G20? 🤡 Its well worth your time! ⌚️#trudeau

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“As I’m sure you know Canadians feel rather bruised and insulted by Donald Trump” The Truth about Donald Trump, Mark Carneys win and American History.

“As I’m sure you know Canadians feel rather bruised and insulted by Donald Trump” The Truth about Donald Trump, Mark Carneys win and American History.

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🚨Katy Perry breaks up with Justin Trudeau… and absolutely unloads on him. 😂💣 So many truth bombs in one clip I almost started respecting her. 🤔 #JustinTrudeau

🚨Katy Perry breaks up with Justin Trudeau… and absolutely unloads on him. 😂💣 So many truth bombs in one clip I almost started respecting her. 🤔 #JustinTrudeau

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🙏 After getting rejected by Earth, Elon, and even Mars… Mark Carney finally pitches Canada to God. Heaven refuses to invest. Mark immediately asks if they can at least announce a “historic” partnership 😂 At what point do Canadians realize press releases, fake MOUs, and CBC applause aren’t an economy?🤔

🙏 After getting rejected by Earth, Elon, and even Mars… Mark Carney finally pitches Canada to God. Heaven refuses to invest. Mark immediately asks if they can at least announce a “historic” partnership 😂 At what point do Canadians realize press releases, fake MOUs, and CBC applause aren’t an economy?🤔

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🚨Leaked iPhone video from a Carney staffer. 😂🇨🇦 This may be the most brutally honest Canadian political satire clip ever made. #cdnpoli #markcarney

🚨Leaked iPhone video from a Carney staffer. 😂🇨🇦 This may be the most brutally honest Canadian political satire clip ever made. #cdnpoli #markcarney

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🇨🇦OMG the CBC reporter looks so uncomfortable as Kevin O Leary cites fact after fact of how badly Canada has been run into the ground by Trudeau, Freeland and the Liberal Circus!😂

🇨🇦OMG the CBC reporter looks so uncomfortable as Kevin O Leary cites fact after fact of how badly Canada has been run into the ground by Trudeau, Freeland and the Liberal Circus!😂

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🇨🇦 Indian guy explains how to get free money in Canada. There are currently 192 programs in a SINGLE category. What you think about that Canada?🤔

🇨🇦 Indian guy explains how to get free money in Canada. There are currently 192 programs in a SINGLE category. What you think about that Canada?🤔

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🇺🇸🇨🇦Texas VS Canada what your money buys for a house will shock you!😳 And zero State income Taxes! Mansion on left is low 500k so at 525k even with today’s horrible exchange that’s 750k Canadian. Why does anyone still live in Canada?🤔

🇺🇸🇨🇦Texas VS Canada what your money buys for a house will shock you!😳 And zero State income Taxes! Mansion on left is low 500k so at 525k even with today’s horrible exchange that’s 750k Canadian. Why does anyone still live in Canada?🤔

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🚨Breaking Now! Imagine waking up tomorrow and Alberta is gone. Elon bought it. It’s now “Xland.” Voting requires X Premium. The legislature has been replaced by Grok and online polls. The RCMP replaced by Cybertrucks and divorced dads in Oakleys. Edmonton is now a lithium mining district. How long before the rest of Canada tries to move there? 😂

🚨Breaking Now! Imagine waking up tomorrow and Alberta is gone. Elon bought it. It’s now “Xland.” Voting requires X Premium. The legislature has been replaced by Grok and online polls. The RCMP replaced by Cybertrucks and divorced dads in Oakleys. Edmonton is now a lithium mining district. How long before the rest of Canada tries to move there? 😂

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🌔🚀 After running out of foreign investors on Earth, Mark Carney heads to Mars looking for capital. 🇺🇸 Unfortunately, the aliens already signed a $100 trillion deal with Trump and the U.S. because they prefer actual returns on investment over climate slogans, debt, and endless government bullshit. So here’s the obvious question: Why would anyone invest in Canada right now? 🤔

🌔🚀 After running out of foreign investors on Earth, Mark Carney heads to Mars looking for capital. 🇺🇸 Unfortunately, the aliens already signed a $100 trillion deal with Trump and the U.S. because they prefer actual returns on investment over climate slogans, debt, and endless government bullshit. So here’s the obvious question: Why would anyone invest in Canada right now? 🤔

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