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Child: OMG it’s Chappell Roan Security Guard:

Child: OMG it’s Chappell Roan Security Guard:

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She looks like an NPC from Cyberpunk.

She looks like an NPC from Cyberpunk.

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Bro is playing both sides.

Bro is playing both sides.

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Nightmare swipe.

Nightmare swipe.

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This robot is coming for your job (being drunk in a public park at 2 in the afternoon)

This robot is coming for your job (being drunk in a public park at 2 in the afternoon)

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Goodnight, everyone.

Goodnight, everyone.

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Imagine having to work in the office behind the giant gooner billboard.

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Imagine having to work in the office behind the giant gooner billboard.

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My culture is not your costume

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My culture is not your costume

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My therapist tells me that Zulu Al Pacino can’t hurt me.

My therapist tells me that Zulu Al Pacino can’t hurt me.

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I love how he looks at the cameraman like it’s his fault.

I love how he looks at the cameraman like it’s his fault.

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Will you hesitate when the time comes?

Will you hesitate when the time comes?

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I used to think this movie was a little too over the top but that shows what I know.

I used to think this movie was a little too over the top but that shows what I know.

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Two fucking morons.

Two fucking morons.

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Another amazing mobile game ad.

Another amazing mobile game ad.

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They gotta shut this fucking warehouse down.

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They gotta shut this fucking warehouse down.

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This is what the European highway system is like.

This is what the European highway system is like.

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If you think Steven Seagal’s action scenes are lazy, then you haven’t seen his sex scenes.

If you think Steven Seagal’s action scenes are lazy, then you haven’t seen his sex scenes.

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Imagine getting front row seats at the cum bending demonstration.

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Imagine getting front row seats at the cum bending demonstration.

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I would be intentionally leaving some milk out there if the semi-naked milk snatchers in my town were built like this.

I would be intentionally leaving some milk out there if the semi-naked milk snatchers in my town were built like this.

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