Sebastian Maniscalco
@SebastianComedy • 222,050 subscribers
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I’m not a big “happy birthday on social media” guy. If you live in my house, I feel like I should be able to tell you in person. But apparently, if there’s no post, there’s no love. So happy birthday to my beautiful wife, Lana….the only woman who could manage two kids, two dogs and a husband who needs a meeting every time somebody moves a throw pillow.And now Instagram has been officially notified. Happy birthday
Sebastian Maniscalco356,408 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce
I’ve been on SNL twice now, which sounds impressive until I tell you neither time was as the host. At this point, Harry and Marcello have logged more rehearsal time as me than I have. Both of them were hilarious and absolutely nailed it. Maybe the third time I come in and do it myself.
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Happy Labor Day. I’ve been working since I was 8 years old. Not because I was ambitious. Because I was Italian. There was no “finding yourself” in my house. My father found me. Usually standing around doing nothing. You worked. You helped. You contributed. And if you were tired? Fantastic. You could be tired while you worked. Here’s to all the immigrants who came to this country with nothing but a work ethic, a dream, and absolutely no interest in hearing their kids complain. Happy Labor Day!
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At what age do we stop making the kid hold the sign? Asking for every child in America.
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By this point of the summer as a kid, I was legally blind. We didn’t do goggles.
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It’s Passover weekend… and every year, I get invited to a Seder like I know what I’m doing. I walk in like “Shalom, is there a brisket here I can bless or…?” Listen—no one told me you gotta wait four hours before you eat. They’re passing around parsley like it’s an appetizer. I’m Italian! We open with a meatball! To all my Jewish friends: thank you for making me an honorary guest at the most structured dinner party on Earth. I still don’t know what “Dayenu” means, but I’m singing it like it’s Sinatra. L’chaim—and pass the gefilte fish, I guess?
Sebastian Maniscalco456,624 görüntüleme • 1 yıl önce
When the hell did sorority rush become the NFL draft?
Sebastian Maniscalco44,660 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce
You never know when a quick interaction with someone is going to stick with you.
Sebastian Maniscalco25,524 görüntüleme • 28 gün önce
Parents really see their kids going to school dressed as Darth Vader and think nothing is wrong.
Sebastian Maniscalco36,378 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce
Family is everything. My new film, About My Father, is in theaters everywhere on May 26th! #AboutMyFather
Sebastian Maniscalco587,231 görüntüleme • 3 yıl önce
We need to solve the four rubber band mystery. If you know, call us.
Sebastian Maniscalco18,064 görüntüleme • 25 gün önce