Sebastian Maniscalco
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I’ve been on SNL twice now, which sounds impressive until I tell you neither time was as the host. At this point, Harry and Marcello have logged more rehearsal time as me than I have. Both of them were hilarious and absolutely nailed it. Maybe the third time I come in and do it myself.
Sebastian Maniscalco1,835,584 次观看 • 2 个月前
It’s Passover weekend… and every year, I get invited to a Seder like I know what I’m doing. I walk in like “Shalom, is there a brisket here I can bless or…?” Listen—no one told me you gotta wait four hours before you eat. They’re passing around parsley like it’s an appetizer. I’m Italian! We open with a meatball! To all my Jewish friends: thank you for making me an honorary guest at the most structured dinner party on Earth. I still don’t know what “Dayenu” means, but I’m singing it like it’s Sinatra. L’chaim—and pass the gefilte fish, I guess?
Sebastian Maniscalco456,501 次观看 • 1 年前
Growing up, we never had a dog. You wanted to pet something? My father told me—“Go two houses down, they got a German Shepherd. Knock on the door, get your fix, and come home.” Now? I got TWO DOGS… in less than a year. I got pee pads in the laundry room, treats in my pocket, and I’m outside at 6AM sayin’ “Go potty” like I’m a kindergarten teacher. What the hell happened to me?? Anyone else go from “No pets in the house” to full-blown dog dad of the year?
Sebastian Maniscalco187,142 次观看 • 1 年前