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Brain Surgery Avoider · Lifter of Heavy Things · Ultra-Marathon Urban Hiker · Petter of All the Dogs · Artist (portfolio in bio)

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Well this just hit me square in the giggledick.

Well this just hit me square in the giggledick.

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It just gets funnier the longer you watch I kinda want a housecow now
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It just gets funnier the longer you watch I kinda want a housecow now

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This is why I’ll never qualify for monetization on X and I’m totally ok with that
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This is why I’ll never qualify for monetization on X and I’m totally ok with that

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This is a healthy 50 year old body.
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This is a healthy 50 year old body.

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My previous PR on pulls was 255lb for 3. Somehow, and I’m not entirely sure how, I broke that PR today by 45lb, pulling… THREE HUNDRED FUCKING POUNDS X 3. 300. Holy shit that felt amazing.
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My previous PR on pulls was 255lb for 3. Somehow, and I’m not entirely sure how, I broke that PR today by 45lb, pulling… THREE HUNDRED FUCKING POUNDS X 3. 300. Holy shit that felt amazing.

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And that’s a wrap. 6:17 (I ran the last couple miles to boost my time 😂)
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And that’s a wrap. 6:17 (I ran the last couple miles to boost my time 😂)

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