𝓐𝔂𝓸✯
@shefwayo • 2,662 subscribers
ᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ’ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪɴᴋɪɴɢ.
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when your girl gets a random call at 1am from 'no caller ID' instead of 'No Caller ID'
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when my future son tells me he bagged a 7.5/10 weird girl that liked him first but it is a canon event that I gotta let happen
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When you come back from a 12-hour shift completely drained, can't even move, and your bro invites you to play a game
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me hearing someone getting ready at 6 am while I'm comfy in bed
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when bro's gf starts questioning me but I haven't recieved my script yet
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pov: there’s a rush at work but all the experienced coworkers are on shift
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when you're doing nothing at work but still want to go home because doing nothing at home is better
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when I hear the new hire say to my boss, "No one taught me that," after I spent weeks training him
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Me at bro's funeral suddenly remembering he said, "Whoever dies first is gay"
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How it feels to be with coworkers who know what they're doing
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4 STAGES OF AN EXAM:
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leaving work after playing an idiot all day to avoid responsibility
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When you're at bro's wedding and he says "she's the only one who truly makes me laugh"
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when you realize you only have 1 hour of work left. 1 hour and 34 years
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"You didn't even try to save the relationship" Literally me:
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when the ego wears off and you realize your hunger for sucess is killing every emotional connection you have
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my company celebrating my birthday after deducting half my salary 🤡🎂
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“we should talk more about men’s mental health” mf’s when their homie actually opens up
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Me and bro after the exam
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8 year old me genuinely locking in to see if God gave me any superpowers
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