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when your girl gets a random call at 1am from 'no caller ID' instead of 'No Caller ID'

when your girl gets a random call at 1am from 'no caller ID' instead of 'No Caller ID'

2,823,770 views

when my future son tells me he bagged a 7.5/10 weird girl that liked him first but it is a canon event that I gotta let happen

when my future son tells me he bagged a 7.5/10 weird girl that liked him first but it is a canon event that I gotta let happen

1,971,696 views

When you come back from a 12-hour shift completely drained, can't even move, and your bro invites you to play a game

When you come back from a 12-hour shift completely drained, can't even move, and your bro invites you to play a game

1,015,582 views

when bro's gf starts questioning me but I haven't recieved my script yet

when bro's gf starts questioning me but I haven't recieved my script yet

353,683 views

pov: there’s a rush at work but all the experienced coworkers are on shift

pov: there’s a rush at work but all the experienced coworkers are on shift

251,200 views

me hearing someone getting ready at 6 am while I'm comfy in bed

me hearing someone getting ready at 6 am while I'm comfy in bed

422,682 views

when I hear the new hire say to my boss, "No one taught me that," after I spent weeks training him

when I hear the new hire say to my boss, "No one taught me that," after I spent weeks training him

221,093 views

Me at bro's funeral suddenly remembering he said, "Whoever dies first is gay"

Me at bro's funeral suddenly remembering he said, "Whoever dies first is gay"

292,926 views

How it feels to be with coworkers who know what they're doing

How it feels to be with coworkers who know what they're doing

252,002 views

When you're at bro's wedding and he says "she's the only one who truly makes me laugh"

When you're at bro's wedding and he says "she's the only one who truly makes me laugh"

128,486 views

when the ego wears off and you realize your hunger for sucess is killing every emotional connection you have

when the ego wears off and you realize your hunger for sucess is killing every emotional connection you have

99,721 views

"You didn't even try to save the relationship" Literally me:

"You didn't even try to save the relationship" Literally me:

120,216 views

Me and bro after the exam

Me and bro after the exam

86,227 views

8 year old me genuinely locking in to see if God gave me any superpowers

8 year old me genuinely locking in to see if God gave me any superpowers

50,685 views

when I overthink a situation so much to a point where I genuinely discover every possible outcome

when I overthink a situation so much to a point where I genuinely discover every possible outcome

30,937 views

How it feels to be broke and get flashbacks of the money you spent unnecessarily

How it feels to be broke and get flashbacks of the money you spent unnecessarily

24,408 views