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when your girl gets a random call at 1am from 'no caller ID' instead of 'No Caller ID'

when your girl gets a random call at 1am from 'no caller ID' instead of 'No Caller ID'

2,825,576 views

when my future son tells me he bagged a 7.5/10 weird girl that liked him first but it is a canon event that I gotta let happen

when my future son tells me he bagged a 7.5/10 weird girl that liked him first but it is a canon event that I gotta let happen

1,973,667 views

When you come back from a 12-hour shift completely drained, can't even move, and your bro invites you to play a game

When you come back from a 12-hour shift completely drained, can't even move, and your bro invites you to play a game

1,017,117 views

me hearing someone getting ready at 6 am while I'm comfy in bed

me hearing someone getting ready at 6 am while I'm comfy in bed

422,682 views

when bro's gf starts questioning me but I haven't recieved my script yet

when bro's gf starts questioning me but I haven't recieved my script yet

354,756 views

pov: there’s a rush at work but all the experienced coworkers are on shift

pov: there’s a rush at work but all the experienced coworkers are on shift

252,001 views

when you're doing nothing at work but still want to go home because doing nothing at home is better

when you're doing nothing at work but still want to go home because doing nothing at home is better

114,596 views

when I hear the new hire say to my boss, "No one taught me that," after I spent weeks training him

when I hear the new hire say to my boss, "No one taught me that," after I spent weeks training him

221,795 views

Me at bro's funeral suddenly remembering he said, "Whoever dies first is gay"

Me at bro's funeral suddenly remembering he said, "Whoever dies first is gay"

296,207 views

How it feels to be with coworkers who know what they're doing

How it feels to be with coworkers who know what they're doing

252,662 views

4 STAGES OF AN EXAM:

4 STAGES OF AN EXAM:

50,522 views

leaving work after playing an idiot all day to avoid responsibility

leaving work after playing an idiot all day to avoid responsibility

52,966 views

When you're at bro's wedding and he says "she's the only one who truly makes me laugh"

When you're at bro's wedding and he says "she's the only one who truly makes me laugh"

128,652 views

when you realize you only have 1 hour of work left. 1 hour and 34 years

when you realize you only have 1 hour of work left. 1 hour and 34 years

52,648 views

"You didn't even try to save the relationship" Literally me:

"You didn't even try to save the relationship" Literally me:

121,065 views

when the ego wears off and you realize your hunger for sucess is killing every emotional connection you have

when the ego wears off and you realize your hunger for sucess is killing every emotional connection you have

100,716 views

my company celebrating my birthday after deducting half my salary 🤡🎂

my company celebrating my birthday after deducting half my salary 🤡🎂

33,998 views

“we should talk more about men’s mental health” mf’s when their homie actually opens up

“we should talk more about men’s mental health” mf’s when their homie actually opens up

40,719 views

Me and bro after the exam

Me and bro after the exam

87,845 views

8 year old me genuinely locking in to see if God gave me any superpowers

8 year old me genuinely locking in to see if God gave me any superpowers

50,685 views