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when your girl gets a random call at 1am from 'no caller ID' instead of 'No Caller ID'

when your girl gets a random call at 1am from 'no caller ID' instead of 'No Caller ID'

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when my future son tells me he bagged a 7.5/10 weird girl that liked him first but it is a canon event that I gotta let happen

when my future son tells me he bagged a 7.5/10 weird girl that liked him first but it is a canon event that I gotta let happen

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When you come back from a 12-hour shift completely drained, can't even move, and your bro invites you to play a game

When you come back from a 12-hour shift completely drained, can't even move, and your bro invites you to play a game

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when bro's gf starts questioning me but I haven't recieved my script yet

when bro's gf starts questioning me but I haven't recieved my script yet

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pov: there’s a rush at work but all the experienced coworkers are on shift

pov: there’s a rush at work but all the experienced coworkers are on shift

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me hearing someone getting ready at 6 am while I'm comfy in bed

me hearing someone getting ready at 6 am while I'm comfy in bed

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when I hear the new hire say to my boss, "No one taught me that," after I spent weeks training him

when I hear the new hire say to my boss, "No one taught me that," after I spent weeks training him

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Me at bro's funeral suddenly remembering he said, "Whoever dies first is gay"

Me at bro's funeral suddenly remembering he said, "Whoever dies first is gay"

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How it feels to be with coworkers who know what they're doing

How it feels to be with coworkers who know what they're doing

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When you're at bro's wedding and he says "she's the only one who truly makes me laugh"

When you're at bro's wedding and he says "she's the only one who truly makes me laugh"

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when the ego wears off and you realize your hunger for sucess is killing every emotional connection you have

when the ego wears off and you realize your hunger for sucess is killing every emotional connection you have

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"You didn't even try to save the relationship" Literally me:

"You didn't even try to save the relationship" Literally me:

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Me and bro after the exam

Me and bro after the exam

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8 year old me genuinely locking in to see if God gave me any superpowers

8 year old me genuinely locking in to see if God gave me any superpowers

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when I overthink a situation so much to a point where I genuinely discover every possible outcome

when I overthink a situation so much to a point where I genuinely discover every possible outcome

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How it feels to be broke and get flashbacks of the money you spent unnecessarily

How it feels to be broke and get flashbacks of the money you spent unnecessarily

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