shmorlax
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Iggy Azalea said men lifted their legs for her to EAT THEIR ASS - and it happened TWICE 💀 They didn't ask out loud. According to Iggy, they lifted their legs. Her description? “Like a baby getting their diaper changed.” She said she needed the bathroom. Then she never went back. N3on asked if she was serious. “It's happened to me twice.” Then he asked what kind of men wanted that. “Ones that are in front of the camera, usually.” Iggy started hinting at how surprising the names would be. N3on got the story. The names stayed with Iggy 😭
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Kourtney Kardashian hinted at a BLOWJOB to collect Travis’s SPERM SAMPLE 💀 They were at the fertility clinic. Travis needed to provide a sample. The nurse explained the rule: none of Kourtney's bodily fluids. Kourtney checked about spit. No. Then she asked whether he could use HIS spit. Still no. The nurse handed over the supplies and lubricant. Then came another question: Did they do this right there, or somewhere else? “You can do this in here.” The room? Yes. The spit? Still no 😭
shmorlax1,890,382 views • 1 day ago
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Christina Aguilera said her best skill in bed is BLOWJOBS - and called herself a “PROMOTER OF THE SWALLOW.” 💀 Alex Cooper asked what she’s best at in the bedroom. “It’s got to be blowjobs.” Then she went further. “I’m a promoter of the swallow, OK. I didn’t put in that hard work for nothing.” And then came the places. The studio soundboard. Planes. Under blankets. Alex thought she meant a PRIVATE plane. “No, I’m not actually.” She was talking about international flights. Lights out. Blankets. Waiting for everyone to fall asleep. Alex’s reaction? “Oh my God, that’s iconic.” 😭
shmorlax10,751,831 views • 11 days ago
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Kourtney Kardashian was drinking Travis’s CUM FOUR TIMES A WEEK? 💀 She told a wellness practitioner that a doctor had suggested it for her thyroid levels. Four times a week. With Travis sitting right beside her. “I love this doctor.” But the couple were also discussing a cleanse that restricted sex. Kourtney said she missed caffeine. Sex. Exercise. Then she told her family they’d asked about exceptions. Oral sex? Hands? Feet? The follow-up questions were VERY specific. But one detail stayed unanswered. She explained what the doctor had recommended. We may never know whether she actually followed that advice 😭
shmorlax5,326,450 views • 10 days ago
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Megan Fox called CUM from jobless Tinder dates disgusting - while defending drinking MGK’s BLOOD 💀 People were judging her for getting a drop of Machine Gun Kelly’s blood in her mouth. She had a comparison ready. Women letting men they barely know cum in their mouths. Then she started describing the guy. No job. Met him on Tinder. An “entrepreneur.” Or working at a startup. That was the part she called disgusting. Then came her example. Brandon from Silicon Valley. “You have Brandon from Silicon Valley’s sperm in your mouth.” He hadn’t even bought her a nice drink. Alex was crying laughing. Megan was still defending one drop of blood 😭
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NBA legend Scottie Pippen’s ex-wife said they had SEX FOUR TIMES A NIGHT - then said Michael Jordan’s son did it FIVE 💀 Larsa Pippen said she’d never had a day off during her 23-year marriage to Scottie. Four times a night. Every night. Then Andy Cohen revisited the story on Watch What Happens Live. She raised the number. “I also have sex probably five times a night with the love of my life.” Marcus Jordan was sitting right there. Andy wanted one detail clarified. Did she mean every round went all the way? Marcus’s answer? “I’m very competitive.” Andy asked whether he could finish and keep going. “With Larsa as my partner, absolutely.” Andy needed a commercial break 😭
shmorlax1,449,690 views • 5 days ago
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Hailey Bieber said she really likes DOGGY STYLE with Justin - but a THREESOME wouldn’t work for them 💀 Alex Cooper asked whether they have the same favourite positions. Hailey said it changes. One day it might be one thing. The next day, another. Then Alex asked her to name one - and ruled out missionary. “It's definitely not missionary.” “I really like doggy style.” But when the conversation turned to bringing in another person? “No.” She said the idea can sound fun and exciting, but it wouldn't work for the two of them. They'd worked hard to build their trust and bond. And she wasn't comfortable risking that. “Or him, for that matter.” Different positions. Same two people 😭
shmorlax3,376,938 views • 11 days ago
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Cardi B said men NEVER FORGET the girl who knows how to SUCK DICK - even when they’re with someone else 💀 She said men have women they call their “favorite eaters.” They might not want a relationship. Might not even know her birthday. Or her last name. But they remember the head. “Sometimes they don’t even fuck them.” “They’re just there to suck dick.” Then came the part about being with someone else. “They never forget about their favorite eater.” She said another woman could be sleeping with him - and he could still be thinking about that person. Alex Cooper’s takeaway? Wifey material. With a background in eating. Cardi agreed 😭
shmorlax945,631 views • 4 days ago
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Cardi B said she wants a THREESOME where she and another woman BOTH SUCK DICK AT THE SAME TIME - while making out 💀 Alex Cooper asked what fantasy she’d never admitted publicly. “I think I’ve done them all.” Then Cardi got specific. She wanted a “really pretty-faced girl” she actually liked. And she wanted them doing it TOGETHER. “Not just my turn, your turn.” She described making out and “clashing on it.” Cooper immediately picked up on the pretty-face requirement. Cardi’s explanation? “I’m very passionate.” “I like to make love.” Alex asked for a fantasy. Cardi gave her the full scene 😭
shmorlax2,556,490 views • 12 days ago
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Kim Kardashian said she wanted to FUCK Pete Davidson after hearing about his BIG DICK ENERGY 💀 Pete didn’t show up to her SNL after-party. She said he wasn’t giving her the time of day. So a few days later, she called a producer at SNL. Asked for Pete’s number. Then texted him herself. She wasn’t thinking about a relationship. She’d heard about the BDE. And wanted to “jumpstart” things. Her explanation? “I was just basically DTF.” Pete skipped the party. She got his number anyway 😭
shmorlax780,628 views • 6 days ago
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The Chainsmokers admitted to THREESOMES TOGETHER - and it wasn’t a one-time thing 💀 Alex Cooper asked how often people proposed threesomes with both of them. And how often they’d accepted. They got awkward. Then admitted it had happened. They described looking at each other afterward, wondering what had just happened. “They were never planned.” Then they went back to the early touring days. Shared hotel rooms. Two single beds. Pushed together. Their explanation turned into a joke about being forced into it by the European government. Because the hotels didn’t separate the beds. Alex played along. They just had to make the most of a bad situation. They blamed the beds 😭
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Kanye West’s ex Amber Rose said her THREESOME was ruined by the other woman’s PUSSY SMELL 💀 She told No Jumper she’d tried it with two friends. One man. One woman. When they asked how it went? “The girl didn’t smell that good.” Then came the phone call. The next day, the guy told her: “I would have rather just been with you.” Her response to the whole experience? “I will never, ever, ever do that again.” The host said she’d had the wrong threesome. Her verdict? “So terrible” 😭
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Alix Earle said her first BLOWJOB was so bad her boyfriend called it “THE WORST THING I’VE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE” - and accused her of BITING HIS DICK 💀 Alex Cooper asked her to name her best skill in the bedroom. Alix said she was pretty good at giving head. “I have been told.” Then came the backstory. Her first boyfriend gave her a review she clearly never forgot. “That was horrible.” She said she was PETRIFIED. Then she got determined. “I studied.” She credited Call Her Daddy with helping her get better - and agreed that she now takes pride in her work. Cooper raised her drink. “I’m so proud of you.” She came on a podcast and got congratulated for doing her homework 😭
shmorlax638,871 views • 13 days ago
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Diddy’s ex Yung Miami said she likes men PEEING ON HER - “YOU CAN PEE ON ME IN THE SHOWER” 💀 She was playing a drinking game with Trina on Caresha Please. The card? “Take a shot if you like golden showers.” “I do.” Trina spelled out exactly what that meant. A man peeing on her. “You like it?” “I just like it.” Then came the follow-up. Do they still have sex afterward? “It depends.” “You could pee on me in the shower.” “It just depends on how the night flow.” She later said no man had ever peed on her and that she was promoting her card game. That card got a whole explanation 😭
shmorlax161,442 views • 5 days ago
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GloRilla said CUM on her FRENCH FRIES was something she’d ASK FOR 💀 The Lip Service hosts asked her for an example of how freaky she gets. She hesitated. Called it corny. Then described eating, having sex, and going back to the food. With one extra ingredient. “Put some on my fries real quick, I’ma eat it.” One of the hosts compared it to dressing. Another said she’d never even thought of doing that. Glo’s explanation? “I just try shit.” After the clip spread, she posted a clarification: “I was just playing.” 😭
shmorlax248,364 views • 8 days ago
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Kesha said NO to TWO ATHLETES AT ONCE - “If I don’t like someone’s BRAIN, I can’t deal with their PENIS.” 💀 She said the two athletes wanted to hang out with her at the same time. And she initially thought she was ready for that kind of situation. She had her sex drive back. She wanted a “hoe phase.” Then she actually tried entertaining the idea. “I can’t.” “No, no, no.” She explained that being physically attracted to someone doesn’t work for her if she isn’t attracted to their mind. She called the situation a cute flirtation. But said she had misread HER OWN vibe. What did she actually want? One king. And until then? “Masturbate and meditate.” 😭
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A man made Anitta SQUIRT 20 TIMES - and she still didn’t orgasm 💀 She was talking to Alex Cooper on Call Her Daddy about what actually feels good. Then she described one encounter. “Like 20 times.” And after all that? “I was not coming.” She explained that squirting didn’t mean she’d had an orgasm. Alex looked straight into the camera and addressed men obsessed with making it happen. “Stop.” Then Anitta added another detail. “The next day it hurts.” Alex agreed. Twenty times. Still no orgasm 😭
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Sonja Morgan said she FUCKED Owen Wilson DOGGY STYLE - and she did it SEVERAL TIMES 💀 Andy Cohen was reading anonymous facts at BravoCon. One card mentioned a “flirtatious moment” with Owen Wilson. Everyone looked at Sonja Morgan. She immediately corrected the description. “It wasn’t flirtatious.” Then came the nickname. “The Butterscotch Stallion.” And the detail nobody had asked for. “He loves doggy style.” Andy asked whether she’d submitted the card. “No, it’s just in the news.” Then he asked about the flirting. Her answer? “I fucked him several times. I love him.” The card said flirting. Sonja gave them the bedroom details 😭
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Kevin Gates said he loves women PISSING IN HIS MOUTH - “THAT’S BEAUTIFUL” 💀 Then came the car story. A woman peed in a cup while they were driving. He said he drank it right there. Fancy’s response? “Oh, okay. Period.” Then Gates explained that he was so infatuated with this woman that nothing about her seemed nasty. She drank water all day. So, according to him: “Her piss ain’t got no taste.” He called it beautiful 😭
shmorlax80,722 views • 6 days ago
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Kim Kardashian tried her GRANDMA’S SEX ADVICE with Pete Davidson - then told Grandma she did it IN HER HONOR 💀 She and Pete were staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Sitting by the fireplace. Talking for hours. Then Kim remembered her grandmother’s advice about having sex in front of a fireplace. So she took it. With Pete. Then reported back to Grandma. “We had sex in front of the fireplace in honor of you.” Then came the question: “Not in the lobby?” Kim pointed out how creepy it was to think about your grandma before sex. MJ’s response? “I was younger once.” She said it TWICE 😭
shmorlax95,931 views • 10 days ago