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spent my Sunday evening reading every Serve Robotics SEC filing. $712M market cap, "leader" in the delivery robot market Q3 2025: $687K revenue. $35.5M spent they have 1,000+ robots deployed. that's $7.50/robot/day across the fleet. my MetroCard generates more revenue than these things raised $280M in 2 years. 3x diluted the shares. all to fund $2.5M/yr in revenue. this is peak capital markets they quietly merged "delivery" and "branding" revenue into one line. what's branding? ads on the robots. they made rolling billboards and called it AI does anyone even read small cap filings? Shkreli, might want to take a look at this beauty

spent my Sunday evening reading every Serve Robotics SEC filing. $712M market cap, "leader" in the delivery robot market Q3 2025: $687K revenue. $35.5M spent they have 1,000+ robots deployed. that's $7.50/robot/day across the fleet. my MetroCard generates more revenue than these things raised $280M in 2 years. 3x diluted the shares. all to fund $2.5M/yr in revenue. this is peak capital markets they quietly merged "delivery" and "branding" revenue into one line. what's branding? ads on the robots. they made rolling billboards and called it AI does anyone even read small cap filings? Shkreli, might want to take a look at this beauty

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