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Wear your love like heaven! 🎵

Wear your love like heaven! 🎵

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Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true.

Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true.

6,006,392 views

"Bart, are all these children friends of yours?" "Friends and well wishers." "Hi, Bart." "Hey, Bart!" "Hello, Mrs Cumberdale..."

"Bart, are all these children friends of yours?" "Friends and well wishers." "Hi, Bart." "Hey, Bart!" "Hello, Mrs Cumberdale..."

231,110 views

"Stay away from me, Homer!" "Give me the bat, Marge!"

"Stay away from me, Homer!" "Give me the bat, Marge!"

5,260,574 views

Beer goggles. See the world through the eyes of a drunk!

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Beer goggles. See the world through the eyes of a drunk!

5,253,426 views

"Do you come with the car?" "Oh, you!"

"Do you come with the car?" "Oh, you!"

2,021,243 views

You give me fever... *POP* When you touch me, fever when you hoooled me tight... *POP* Fever... Ha! *POP* *POP* *POP*

You give me fever... POP When you touch me, fever when you hoooled me tight... POP Fever... Ha! POP POP POP

1,236,301 views

Well! Despite Bart's objections, the people of South Africa can now vote in free democratic elections.

Well! Despite Bart's objections, the people of South Africa can now vote in free democratic elections.

131,809 views

Same vibes...

Same vibes...

1,226,141 views

I got my period today...

I got my period today...

1,005,532 views

Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is eggnog.

Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is eggnog.

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The defective Simpson gene is on the "Y" chromosome, so only men are affected.

The defective Simpson gene is on the "Y" chromosome, so only men are affected.

2,463,650 views

And let's not forget they kept putting this guy in The Simpsons!

And let's not forget they kept putting this guy in The Simpsons!

867,427 views

"We're gay! We're glad." "But don't tell Mom and Dad!"

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"We're gay! We're glad." "But don't tell Mom and Dad!"

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"I pick Ken Griffey Jr." "Aw, geez. Okay, I'll take Millhouse." "Mr. Boggs, will you be on my team?"

"I pick Ken Griffey Jr." "Aw, geez. Okay, I'll take Millhouse." "Mr. Boggs, will you be on my team?"

605,657 views

"As you know, Bart, your permanent record will one day disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs." "What do you say, son? You keep our secret, and some other student can inherit your gloomy, windblown future..."

"As you know, Bart, your permanent record will one day disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs." "What do you say, son? You keep our secret, and some other student can inherit your gloomy, windblown future..."

593,354 views

Now they'll never save your brain, Hitler...

Now they'll never save your brain, Hitler...

1,138,639 views

"Hey, isn't that Homer on the Japanese Channel?" "If that's Homer, then who the hell's been puttin' beers on his tab?"

"Hey, isn't that Homer on the Japanese Channel?" "If that's Homer, then who the hell's been puttin' beers on his tab?"

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Down... with... GASP... homework!?

Down... with... GASP... homework!?

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1,422,060 views • 7 days ago

"Hello, Kent. Hello, Homer! My arch nemesis..." "Y'ello!" "Uh... you do realise who this is?" "Uh... Marge?" "No, Homer, I'm not your wife, although I do enjoy her pearls." #ripSamNeill

"Hello, Kent. Hello, Homer! My arch nemesis..." "Y'ello!" "Uh... you do realise who this is?" "Uh... Marge?" "No, Homer, I'm not your wife, although I do enjoy her pearls." #ripSamNeill

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124,153 views • 5 days ago

"I'm sorry, Dad." "It's all right. I understand. But we really could have used that $12,000." "Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't 12,000. It's..."

"I'm sorry, Dad." "It's all right. I understand. But we really could have used that $12,000." "Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't 12,000. It's..."

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2,799,836 views • 3 months ago

This is the moment we've feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad! Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now, we-

This is the moment we've feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad! Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now, we-

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404,964 views • 18 days ago

The World Cup!! ⚽️ #usavbelgium #worldcup

The World Cup!! ⚽️ #usavbelgium #worldcup

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214,498 views • 12 days ago

"Dennis the Menace?" "Yes. I was America's bad boy... I once hid my dad's hat!"

"Dennis the Menace?" "Yes. I was America's bad boy... I once hid my dad's hat!"

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1,155,846 views • 4 months ago

Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete! Now, when I remove the bandages don't be alarmed at the total stranger staring back at you.

Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete! Now, when I remove the bandages don't be alarmed at the total stranger staring back at you.

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195,319 views • 24 days ago

"Sting, you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest?" "Not while one of my fans needs me!" "Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play your albums." "Shh! Marge, he's a good digger."

"Sting, you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest?" "Not while one of my fans needs me!" "Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play your albums." "Shh! Marge, he's a good digger."

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194,668 views • 28 days ago

"Four out of five, Simpson. Impressive! But you missed your last target." "Did I?"

"Four out of five, Simpson. Impressive! But you missed your last target." "Did I?"

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510,804 views • 2 months ago

ANDY WILLIAMS "Wow! He's still got it!" – Look Magazine (Look Magazine went bust in 1971 and this episode aired in 1996... meaning it was out of business for 25 years by this point...)

ANDY WILLIAMS "Wow! He's still got it!" – Look Magazine (Look Magazine went bust in 1971 and this episode aired in 1996... meaning it was out of business for 25 years by this point...)

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186,458 views • 1 month ago

"The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower, indistinguishable to the naked eye, but therein lies the game!" "I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away."

"The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower, indistinguishable to the naked eye, but therein lies the game!" "I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away."

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503,043 views • 3 months ago

"Oh, no... Rosie O'Donnell!!" "Don't worry, dad, we'll be dead in five minutes..." "Not fast enough!"

"Oh, no... Rosie O'Donnell!!" "Don't worry, dad, we'll be dead in five minutes..." "Not fast enough!"

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383,424 views • 2 months ago

Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy incognito!

Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy incognito!

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1,864,737 views • 1 year ago

"Hold it, son. Wouldn't you rather have an exciting action figure?" "Ah, but only but only Batman fits in my Batmobile." "Are you nuts!? The Thing fits in there perfectly!"

"Hold it, son. Wouldn't you rather have an exciting action figure?" "Ah, but only but only Batman fits in my Batmobile." "Are you nuts!? The Thing fits in there perfectly!"

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148,114 views • 1 month ago

And now to honour America: Here's Krusty the Clown! #July4 #JulyFourth

And now to honour America: Here's Krusty the Clown! #July4 #JulyFourth

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60,808 views • 14 days ago

And now please rise for our opening hymn, uh, "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly!

And now please rise for our opening hymn, uh, "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly!

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1,382,811 views • 1 year ago

"Give me, uh, 30,000 tickets..." "That'll be $950,000 please." "Look, the thing about that is I only got $10 on me. Can I pay you the rest later?" "Sure!"

"Give me, uh, 30,000 tickets..." "That'll be $950,000 please." "Look, the thing about that is I only got $10 on me. Can I pay you the rest later?" "Sure!"

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717,569 views • 7 months ago

"Aha! Not even Xena is a match for the limited edition double-edged lightsaber from Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace!" "You removed it from its original packaging!" "No! It's no longer a collectible!" #maythe4th #starwars #maythe4thbewithyou

"Aha! Not even Xena is a match for the limited edition double-edged lightsaber from Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace!" "You removed it from its original packaging!" "No! It's no longer a collectible!" #maythe4th #starwars #maythe4thbewithyou

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252,762 views • 2 months ago

"I look exactly the same, you moron!" "Oh, nonsense, Krusty. You look at least 10 years younger. Plus, I did your breasts!"

"I look exactly the same, you moron!" "Oh, nonsense, Krusty. You look at least 10 years younger. Plus, I did your breasts!"

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620,000 views • 6 months ago

"I'd like the phone book for Hokkaido, Japan, please." "Okay, here you go. The phone book for Hokkaido, Japan." "Thank you. May I please use your phone?" "Is it a local call?" "Y-yes..."

"I'd like the phone book for Hokkaido, Japan, please." "Okay, here you go. The phone book for Hokkaido, Japan." "Thank you. May I please use your phone?" "Is it a local call?" "Y-yes..."

Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲

417,907 views • 4 months ago