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Wear your love like heaven! 🎵

Wear your love like heaven! 🎵

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Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true.

Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true.

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A bloody end for Homer Simpson... Is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation!

A bloody end for Homer Simpson... Is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation!

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*Gasp* "I'm a nerd..." *Gasp* "So am I!"

*Gasp* "I'm a nerd..." *Gasp* "So am I!"

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"Stay away from me, Homer!" "Give me the bat, Marge!"

"Stay away from me, Homer!" "Give me the bat, Marge!"

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Beer goggles. See the world through the eyes of a drunk!

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Beer goggles. See the world through the eyes of a drunk!

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That's our sister ship The Athena... she went down with 88 souls last week...

That's our sister ship The Athena... she went down with 88 souls last week...

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"Do you come with the car?" "Oh, you!"

"Do you come with the car?" "Oh, you!"

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You give me fever... *POP* When you touch me, fever when you hoooled me tight... *POP* Fever... Ha! *POP* *POP* *POP*

You give me fever... *POP* When you touch me, fever when you hoooled me tight... *POP* Fever... Ha! *POP* *POP* *POP*

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Same vibes...

Same vibes...

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The defective Simpson gene is on the "Y" chromosome, so only men are affected.

The defective Simpson gene is on the "Y" chromosome, so only men are affected.

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I got my period today...

I got my period today...

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Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is eggnog.

Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is eggnog.

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"Up and atom!" "Up and at them..."

"Up and atom!" "Up and at them..."

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And let's not forget they kept putting this guy in The Simpsons!

And let's not forget they kept putting this guy in The Simpsons!

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Hey, wait. That's not a dummy!

Hey, wait. That's not a dummy!

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"We're gay! We're glad." "But don't tell Mom and Dad!"

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"We're gay! We're glad." "But don't tell Mom and Dad!"

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There, there, Hugo! I understand. All those years caged up in here, Why, you've probably never even seen your own face in the mirror, have you? Here...

There, there, Hugo! I understand. All those years caged up in here, Why, you've probably never even seen your own face in the mirror, have you? Here...

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"Hey, yeah. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson." "That's me!" *SMACK* "Don't write no more letters to Mr Sinatra..."
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"Hey, yeah. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson." "That's me!" *SMACK* "Don't write no more letters to Mr Sinatra..."

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Down... with... GASP... homework!?
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Down... with... GASP... homework!?

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"I'm sorry, Dad." "It's all right. I understand. But we really could have used that $12,000." "Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't 12,000. It's..."
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"I'm sorry, Dad." "It's all right. I understand. But we really could have used that $12,000." "Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't 12,000. It's..."

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Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is complete crap compared to The Simpsons version...
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Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is complete crap compared to The Simpsons version...

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For a minimal franchise fee, you'll receive a pair of straightening gloves, a canister of wall lubricant, and a booklet of the most commonly asked questions you will hear, including: “Who are you?” and “What are you doing here?”
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For a minimal franchise fee, you'll receive a pair of straightening gloves, a canister of wall lubricant, and a booklet of the most commonly asked questions you will hear, including: “Who are you?” and “What are you doing here?”

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I don't understand it... that was non-alcoholic champagne!
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I don't understand it... that was non-alcoholic champagne!

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"How could you be so irresponsible?" "It's my first day..."
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"How could you be so irresponsible?" "It's my first day..."

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141,277 Aufrufe • vor 23 Tagen

Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson!
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Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson!

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"Dennis the Menace?" "Yes. I was America's bad boy... I once hid my dad's hat!"
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"Dennis the Menace?" "Yes. I was America's bad boy... I once hid my dad's hat!"

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This is the moment we've feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad! Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now, we-
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This is the moment we've feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad! Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now, we-

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Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy incognito!
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Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy incognito!

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1,865,010 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Ve understand, Homer. After all, very are from ze land of chocolate!
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Ve understand, Homer. After all, very are from ze land of chocolate!

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This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October. And I got a feeling they're gonna peak right around January. And bang! That's when I'll cash in...
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This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October. And I got a feeling they're gonna peak right around January. And bang! That's when I'll cash in...

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The first thing I'll be doing is chiselling some teeth out of your jawbone... Hold still while I gas you!
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The first thing I'll be doing is chiselling some teeth out of your jawbone... Hold still while I gas you!

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And now please rise for our opening hymn, uh, "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly!
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And now please rise for our opening hymn, uh, "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly!

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"The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower, indistinguishable to the naked eye, but therein lies the game!" "I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away."
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"The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower, indistinguishable to the naked eye, but therein lies the game!" "I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away."

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"Give me, uh, 30,000 tickets..." "That'll be $950,000 please." "Look, the thing about that is I only got $10 on me. Can I pay you the rest later?" "Sure!"
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"Give me, uh, 30,000 tickets..." "That'll be $950,000 please." "Look, the thing about that is I only got $10 on me. Can I pay you the rest later?" "Sure!"

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"I look exactly the same, you moron!" "Oh, nonsense, Krusty. You look at least 10 years younger. Plus, I did your breasts!"
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"I look exactly the same, you moron!" "Oh, nonsense, Krusty. You look at least 10 years younger. Plus, I did your breasts!"

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620,000 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten