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Wear your love like heaven! 🎵

Wear your love like heaven! 🎵

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Aw, no. The Korn! Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke...

Aw, no. The Korn! Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke...

48,533 views

Hey, wait. That's not a dummy!

Hey, wait. That's not a dummy!

167,678 views

Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true.

Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true.

6,009,059 views

"Stay away from me, Homer!" "Give me the bat, Marge!"

"Stay away from me, Homer!" "Give me the bat, Marge!"

5,261,445 views

Beer goggles. See the world through the eyes of a drunk!

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Beer goggles. See the world through the eyes of a drunk!

5,253,527 views

"This stuff really works?" "Certainly does." "Oh, well, lots of LUCK!" *SMACK*

"This stuff really works?" "Certainly does." "Oh, well, lots of LUCK!" *SMACK*

148,839 views

"Do you come with the car?" "Oh, you!"

"Do you come with the car?" "Oh, you!"

2,021,243 views

You are out of sperm...

You are out of sperm...

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You give me fever... *POP* When you touch me, fever when you hoooled me tight... *POP* Fever... Ha! *POP* *POP* *POP*

You give me fever... *POP* When you touch me, fever when you hoooled me tight... *POP* Fever... Ha! *POP* *POP* *POP*

1,236,987 views

Same vibes...

Same vibes...

1,226,141 views

The defective Simpson gene is on the "Y" chromosome, so only men are affected.

The defective Simpson gene is on the "Y" chromosome, so only men are affected.

2,463,650 views

I got my period today...

I got my period today...

1,005,698 views

Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is eggnog.

Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is eggnog.

982,314 views

"Bart, are all these children friends of yours?" "Friends and well wishers." "Hi, Bart." "Hey, Bart!" "Hello, Mrs Cumberdale..."

"Bart, are all these children friends of yours?" "Friends and well wishers." "Hi, Bart." "Hey, Bart!" "Hello, Mrs Cumberdale..."

231,867 views

And let's not forget they kept putting this guy in The Simpsons!

And let's not forget they kept putting this guy in The Simpsons!

867,427 views

"We're gay! We're glad." "But don't tell Mom and Dad!"

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"We're gay! We're glad." "But don't tell Mom and Dad!"

963,616 views

Now they'll never save your brain, Hitler...

Now they'll never save your brain, Hitler...

1,138,895 views

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Down... with... GASP... homework!?
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Down... with... GASP... homework!?

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1,437,113 views • 1 month ago

Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is complete crap compared to The Simpsons version...
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Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is complete crap compared to The Simpsons version...

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739,475 views • 1 month ago

"I'm sorry, Dad." "It's all right. I understand. But we really could have used that $12,000." "Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't 12,000. It's..."
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"I'm sorry, Dad." "It's all right. I understand. But we really could have used that $12,000." "Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't 12,000. It's..."

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2,800,420 views • 4 months ago

"Psst, cleaning lady. Would you let us out of here?" "Me? I'm Dolly Parton!"
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"Psst, cleaning lady. Would you let us out of here?" "Me? I'm Dolly Parton!"

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105,420 views • 8 days ago

But, Blanche, you gotta help me out here. Please! I'm 64 grand in the hole! They're gonna take my THUMBS!!
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But, Blanche, you gotta help me out here. Please! I'm 64 grand in the hole! They're gonna take my THUMBS!!

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29,654 views • 2 days ago

"The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage." "Just eat the damn oranges!"
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"The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage." "Just eat the damn oranges!"

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55,524 views • 9 days ago

"Dennis the Menace?" "Yes. I was America's bad boy... I once hid my dad's hat!"
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"Dennis the Menace?" "Yes. I was America's bad boy... I once hid my dad's hat!"

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1,155,846 views • 5 months ago

This is the moment we've feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad! Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now, we-
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This is the moment we've feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad! Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now, we-

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405,359 views • 2 months ago

Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy incognito!
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Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy incognito!

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1,865,010 views • 1 year ago

The World Cup!! ⚽️ #usavbelgium #worldcup
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The World Cup!! ⚽️ #usavbelgium #worldcup

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215,583 views • 1 month ago

"The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower, indistinguishable to the naked eye, but therein lies the game!" "I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away."
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"The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower, indistinguishable to the naked eye, but therein lies the game!" "I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away."

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503,043 views • 4 months ago

And now please rise for our opening hymn, uh, "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly!
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And now please rise for our opening hymn, uh, "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly!

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1,383,164 views • 1 year ago

"Oh, no... Rosie O'Donnell!!" "Don't worry, dad, we'll be dead in five minutes..." "Not fast enough!"
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"Oh, no... Rosie O'Donnell!!" "Don't worry, dad, we'll be dead in five minutes..." "Not fast enough!"

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383,754 views • 4 months ago

"Give me, uh, 30,000 tickets..." "That'll be $950,000 please." "Look, the thing about that is I only got $10 on me. Can I pay you the rest later?" "Sure!"
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"Give me, uh, 30,000 tickets..." "That'll be $950,000 please." "Look, the thing about that is I only got $10 on me. Can I pay you the rest later?" "Sure!"

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717,603 views • 8 months ago

Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete! Now, when I remove the bandages don't be alarmed at the total stranger staring back at you.
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Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete! Now, when I remove the bandages don't be alarmed at the total stranger staring back at you.

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195,319 views • 2 months ago

"I look exactly the same, you moron!" "Oh, nonsense, Krusty. You look at least 10 years younger. Plus, I did your breasts!"
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"I look exactly the same, you moron!" "Oh, nonsense, Krusty. You look at least 10 years younger. Plus, I did your breasts!"

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620,000 views • 7 months ago

Oh, my God! My middle name is right behind that shrub. I'll finally know what "J" stands for... From this moment forth, I will be known as Homer... JAY Simpson!
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Oh, my God! My middle name is right behind that shrub. I'll finally know what "J" stands for... From this moment forth, I will be known as Homer... JAY Simpson!

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706,995 views • 9 months ago

"Sting, you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest?" "Not while one of my fans needs me!" "Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play your albums." "Shh! Marge, he's a good digger."
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"Sting, you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest?" "Not while one of my fans needs me!" "Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play your albums." "Shh! Marge, he's a good digger."

Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲

194,890 views • 2 months ago