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Wear your love like heaven! 🎵

Wear your love like heaven! 🎵

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Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true.

Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true.

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A bloody end for Homer Simpson... Is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation!

A bloody end for Homer Simpson... Is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation!

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*Gasp* "I'm a nerd..." *Gasp* "So am I!"

Gasp "I'm a nerd..." Gasp "So am I!"

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"Stay away from me, Homer!" "Give me the bat, Marge!"

"Stay away from me, Homer!" "Give me the bat, Marge!"

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Beer goggles. See the world through the eyes of a drunk!

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Beer goggles. See the world through the eyes of a drunk!

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That's our sister ship The Athena... she went down with 88 souls last week...

That's our sister ship The Athena... she went down with 88 souls last week...

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"Do you come with the car?" "Oh, you!"

"Do you come with the car?" "Oh, you!"

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You give me fever... *POP* When you touch me, fever when you hoooled me tight... *POP* Fever... Ha! *POP* *POP* *POP*

You give me fever... POP When you touch me, fever when you hoooled me tight... POP Fever... Ha! POP POP POP

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Same vibes...

Same vibes...

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The defective Simpson gene is on the "Y" chromosome, so only men are affected.

The defective Simpson gene is on the "Y" chromosome, so only men are affected.

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I got my period today...

I got my period today...

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Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is eggnog.

Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is eggnog.

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"Up and atom!" "Up and at them..."

"Up and atom!" "Up and at them..."

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And let's not forget they kept putting this guy in The Simpsons!

And let's not forget they kept putting this guy in The Simpsons!

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Hey, wait. That's not a dummy!

Hey, wait. That's not a dummy!

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"We're gay! We're glad." "But don't tell Mom and Dad!"

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"We're gay! We're glad." "But don't tell Mom and Dad!"

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There, there, Hugo! I understand. All those years caged up in here, Why, you've probably never even seen your own face in the mirror, have you? Here...

There, there, Hugo! I understand. All those years caged up in here, Why, you've probably never even seen your own face in the mirror, have you? Here...

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"Hey, yeah. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson." "That's me!" *SMACK* "Don't write no more letters to Mr Sinatra..."

"Hey, yeah. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson." "That's me!" SMACK "Don't write no more letters to Mr Sinatra..."

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Down... with... GASP... homework!?

Down... with... GASP... homework!?

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"I'm sorry, Dad." "It's all right. I understand. But we really could have used that $12,000." "Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't 12,000. It's..."

"I'm sorry, Dad." "It's all right. I understand. But we really could have used that $12,000." "Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't 12,000. It's..."

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Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is complete crap compared to The Simpsons version...

Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is complete crap compared to The Simpsons version...

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For a minimal franchise fee, you'll receive a pair of straightening gloves, a canister of wall lubricant, and a booklet of the most commonly asked questions you will hear, including: “Who are you?” and “What are you doing here?”

For a minimal franchise fee, you'll receive a pair of straightening gloves, a canister of wall lubricant, and a booklet of the most commonly asked questions you will hear, including: “Who are you?” and “What are you doing here?”

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I don't understand it... that was non-alcoholic champagne!

I don't understand it... that was non-alcoholic champagne!

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"How could you be so irresponsible?" "It's my first day..."

"How could you be so irresponsible?" "It's my first day..."

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Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson!

Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson!

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"Dennis the Menace?" "Yes. I was America's bad boy... I once hid my dad's hat!"

"Dennis the Menace?" "Yes. I was America's bad boy... I once hid my dad's hat!"

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This is the moment we've feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad! Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now, we-

This is the moment we've feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad! Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now, we-

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Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy incognito!

Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy incognito!

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Ve understand, Homer. After all, very are from ze land of chocolate!

Ve understand, Homer. After all, very are from ze land of chocolate!

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This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October. And I got a feeling they're gonna peak right around January. And bang! That's when I'll cash in...

This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October. And I got a feeling they're gonna peak right around January. And bang! That's when I'll cash in...

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The first thing I'll be doing is chiselling some teeth out of your jawbone... Hold still while I gas you!

The first thing I'll be doing is chiselling some teeth out of your jawbone... Hold still while I gas you!

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And now please rise for our opening hymn, uh, "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly!

And now please rise for our opening hymn, uh, "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly!

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"The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower, indistinguishable to the naked eye, but therein lies the game!" "I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away."

"The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower, indistinguishable to the naked eye, but therein lies the game!" "I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away."

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"Give me, uh, 30,000 tickets..." "That'll be $950,000 please." "Look, the thing about that is I only got $10 on me. Can I pay you the rest later?" "Sure!"

"Give me, uh, 30,000 tickets..." "That'll be $950,000 please." "Look, the thing about that is I only got $10 on me. Can I pay you the rest later?" "Sure!"

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"I look exactly the same, you moron!" "Oh, nonsense, Krusty. You look at least 10 years younger. Plus, I did your breasts!"

"I look exactly the same, you moron!" "Oh, nonsense, Krusty. You look at least 10 years younger. Plus, I did your breasts!"

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