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Wear your love like heaven! 🎵

Wear your love like heaven! 🎵

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Hey, wait. That's not a dummy!

Hey, wait. That's not a dummy!

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Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true.

Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true.

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"Stay away from me, Homer!" "Give me the bat, Marge!"

"Stay away from me, Homer!" "Give me the bat, Marge!"

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Beer goggles. See the world through the eyes of a drunk!

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Beer goggles. See the world through the eyes of a drunk!

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"This stuff really works?" "Certainly does." "Oh, well, lots of LUCK!" *SMACK*

"This stuff really works?" "Certainly does." "Oh, well, lots of LUCK!" SMACK

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"Do you come with the car?" "Oh, you!"

"Do you come with the car?" "Oh, you!"

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You are out of sperm...

You are out of sperm...

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You give me fever... *POP* When you touch me, fever when you hoooled me tight... *POP* Fever... Ha! *POP* *POP* *POP*

You give me fever... POP When you touch me, fever when you hoooled me tight... POP Fever... Ha! POP POP POP

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Same vibes...

Same vibes...

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The defective Simpson gene is on the "Y" chromosome, so only men are affected.

The defective Simpson gene is on the "Y" chromosome, so only men are affected.

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I got my period today...

I got my period today...

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Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is eggnog.

Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is eggnog.

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"Bart, are all these children friends of yours?" "Friends and well wishers." "Hi, Bart." "Hey, Bart!" "Hello, Mrs Cumberdale..."

"Bart, are all these children friends of yours?" "Friends and well wishers." "Hi, Bart." "Hey, Bart!" "Hello, Mrs Cumberdale..."

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And let's not forget they kept putting this guy in The Simpsons!

And let's not forget they kept putting this guy in The Simpsons!

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"We're gay! We're glad." "But don't tell Mom and Dad!"

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"We're gay! We're glad." "But don't tell Mom and Dad!"

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Now they'll never save your brain, Hitler...

Now they'll never save your brain, Hitler...

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"I pick Ken Griffey Jr." "Aw, geez. Okay, I'll take Millhouse." "Mr. Boggs, will you be on my team?"

"I pick Ken Griffey Jr." "Aw, geez. Okay, I'll take Millhouse." "Mr. Boggs, will you be on my team?"

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Down... with... GASP... homework!?

Down... with... GASP... homework!?

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Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is complete crap compared to The Simpsons version...

Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is complete crap compared to The Simpsons version...

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"I'm sorry, Dad." "It's all right. I understand. But we really could have used that $12,000." "Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't 12,000. It's..."

"I'm sorry, Dad." "It's all right. I understand. But we really could have used that $12,000." "Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't 12,000. It's..."

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"Psst, cleaning lady. Would you let us out of here?" "Me? I'm Dolly Parton!"

"Psst, cleaning lady. Would you let us out of here?" "Me? I'm Dolly Parton!"

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"Dennis the Menace?" "Yes. I was America's bad boy... I once hid my dad's hat!"

"Dennis the Menace?" "Yes. I was America's bad boy... I once hid my dad's hat!"

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This is the moment we've feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad! Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now, we-

This is the moment we've feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad! Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now, we-

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Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy incognito!

Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy incognito!

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The World Cup!! ⚽️ #usavbelgium #worldcup

The World Cup!! ⚽️ #usavbelgium #worldcup

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"The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower, indistinguishable to the naked eye, but therein lies the game!" "I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away."

"The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower, indistinguishable to the naked eye, but therein lies the game!" "I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away."

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And now please rise for our opening hymn, uh, "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly!

And now please rise for our opening hymn, uh, "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly!

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"Oh, no... Rosie O'Donnell!!" "Don't worry, dad, we'll be dead in five minutes..." "Not fast enough!"

"Oh, no... Rosie O'Donnell!!" "Don't worry, dad, we'll be dead in five minutes..." "Not fast enough!"

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"Give me, uh, 30,000 tickets..." "That'll be $950,000 please." "Look, the thing about that is I only got $10 on me. Can I pay you the rest later?" "Sure!"

"Give me, uh, 30,000 tickets..." "That'll be $950,000 please." "Look, the thing about that is I only got $10 on me. Can I pay you the rest later?" "Sure!"

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Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete! Now, when I remove the bandages don't be alarmed at the total stranger staring back at you.

Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete! Now, when I remove the bandages don't be alarmed at the total stranger staring back at you.

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"I look exactly the same, you moron!" "Oh, nonsense, Krusty. You look at least 10 years younger. Plus, I did your breasts!"

"I look exactly the same, you moron!" "Oh, nonsense, Krusty. You look at least 10 years younger. Plus, I did your breasts!"

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Oh, my God! My middle name is right behind that shrub. I'll finally know what "J" stands for... From this moment forth, I will be known as Homer... JAY Simpson!

Oh, my God! My middle name is right behind that shrub. I'll finally know what "J" stands for... From this moment forth, I will be known as Homer... JAY Simpson!

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"Sting, you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest?" "Not while one of my fans needs me!" "Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play your albums." "Shh! Marge, he's a good digger."

"Sting, you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest?" "Not while one of my fans needs me!" "Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play your albums." "Shh! Marge, he's a good digger."

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"I'd like the phone book for Hokkaido, Japan, please." "Okay, here you go. The phone book for Hokkaido, Japan." "Thank you. May I please use your phone?" "Is it a local call?" "Y-yes..."

"I'd like the phone book for Hokkaido, Japan, please." "Okay, here you go. The phone book for Hokkaido, Japan." "Thank you. May I please use your phone?" "Is it a local call?" "Y-yes..."

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"Hello, Kent. Hello, Homer! My arch nemesis..." "Y'ello!" "Uh... you do realise who this is?" "Uh... Marge?" "No, Homer, I'm not your wife, although I do enjoy her pearls." #ripSamNeill

"Hello, Kent. Hello, Homer! My arch nemesis..." "Y'ello!" "Uh... you do realise who this is?" "Uh... Marge?" "No, Homer, I'm not your wife, although I do enjoy her pearls." #ripSamNeill

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