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Fuck Nazis!

Fuck Nazis!

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Wear your love like heaven! 🎵

Wear your love like heaven! 🎵

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"Wait a minute, Scully. What's the point of this test?" "No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight."

"Wait a minute, Scully. What's the point of this test?" "No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight."

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As you can see, I have created a lemon ball so sour, it can only be safely contained in a magnetic field. The candy, known as 77x42- Where the hell is the candy!?

As you can see, I have created a lemon ball so sour, it can only be safely contained in a magnetic field. The candy, known as 77x42- Where the hell is the candy!?

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Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true.

Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true.

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Well! Pissed off the Nazis, now let's see if we can piss off the homophobes too and lose thousands more followers! Gay rights and trans rights are human rights! Daily Glavins is, and always will be, as gay as Waylon Smithers!

Well! Pissed off the Nazis, now let's see if we can piss off the homophobes too and lose thousands more followers! Gay rights and trans rights are human rights! Daily Glavins is, and always will be, as gay as Waylon Smithers!

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"Stay away from me, Homer!" "Give me the bat, Marge!"

"Stay away from me, Homer!" "Give me the bat, Marge!"

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Beer goggles. See the world through the eyes of a drunk!

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Beer goggles. See the world through the eyes of a drunk!

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"Do you come with the car?" "Oh, you!"

"Do you come with the car?" "Oh, you!"

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You give me fever... *POP* When you touch me, fever when you hoooled me tight... *POP* Fever... Ha! *POP* *POP* *POP*

You give me fever... POP When you touch me, fever when you hoooled me tight... POP Fever... Ha! POP POP POP

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The defective Simpson gene is on the "Y" chromosome, so only men are affected.

The defective Simpson gene is on the "Y" chromosome, so only men are affected.

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Sorry, Donkey Kong. You're just not a draw anymore...

Sorry, Donkey Kong. You're just not a draw anymore...

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Same vibes...

Same vibes...

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I got my period today...

I got my period today...

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"Don't tell him you were at a bar.But what else is open at night?!" "It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography." "Heh-heh-heh. I would've never thought of that..."

"Don't tell him you were at a bar.But what else is open at night?!" "It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography." "Heh-heh-heh. I would've never thought of that..."

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A bloody end for Homer Simpson... Is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation!

A bloody end for Homer Simpson... Is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation!

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Stop! Stop! He's already dead...

Stop! Stop! He's already dead...

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Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is eggnog.

Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is eggnog.

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That's our sister ship The Athena... she went down with 88 souls last week...

That's our sister ship The Athena... she went down with 88 souls last week...

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"Remove the Stone of Shame." "Whoo-hoo!" "Attach the Stone of Triumph. RIP Patrick Stewart

"Remove the Stone of Shame." "Whoo-hoo!" "Attach the Stone of Triumph. RIP Patrick Stewart

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"I'm sorry, Dad." "It's all right. I understand. But we really could have used that $12,000." "Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't 12,000. It's..."

"I'm sorry, Dad." "It's all right. I understand. But we really could have used that $12,000." "Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't 12,000. It's..."

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"You made a big mistake, Skinner!" "Well, so did you. You got an ex-Green Beret mad..."

"You made a big mistake, Skinner!" "Well, so did you. You got an ex-Green Beret mad..."

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Down... with... GASP... homework!?

Down... with... GASP... homework!?

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The Old Union Pacific doesn't come by here much anymore...

The Old Union Pacific doesn't come by here much anymore...

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"All right, Hans, time to go. But he ate my last meal." "If that's the worst thing that happens to you today, consider yourself lucky." "Are you really allowed to execute people at a local jail?!"

"All right, Hans, time to go. But he ate my last meal." "If that's the worst thing that happens to you today, consider yourself lucky." "Are you really allowed to execute people at a local jail?!"

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"Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time?" "Sometimes..."

"Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time?" "Sometimes..."

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Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is complete crap compared to The Simpsons version...

Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is complete crap compared to The Simpsons version...

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"Hey, yeah. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson." "That's me!" *SMACK* "Don't write no more letters to Mr Sinatra..."

"Hey, yeah. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson." "That's me!" SMACK "Don't write no more letters to Mr Sinatra..."

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"Well, what you didilly-doing, neighbour?" "Putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster!"

"Well, what you didilly-doing, neighbour?" "Putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster!"

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"Dennis the Menace?" "Yes. I was America's bad boy... I once hid my dad's hat!"

"Dennis the Menace?" "Yes. I was America's bad boy... I once hid my dad's hat!"

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I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath.

I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath.

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For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle!

For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle!

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"Oh, Marge, I'm sorry. I can't make it. The cooling tank just blew, and they're taking Lenny to the hospital." "Oh, no! Not Lenny! Not *Lenny*!"

"Oh, Marge, I'm sorry. I can't make it. The cooling tank just blew, and they're taking Lenny to the hospital." "Oh, no! Not Lenny! Not Lenny!"

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Wow, you look really hungover, dad. What did you do last night?

Wow, you look really hungover, dad. What did you do last night?

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Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson!

Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson!

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Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy incognito!

Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy incognito!

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This is the moment we've feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad! Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now, we-

This is the moment we've feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad! Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now, we-

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And now please rise for our opening hymn, uh, "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly!

And now please rise for our opening hymn, uh, "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly!

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"How could you be so irresponsible?" "It's my first day..."

"How could you be so irresponsible?" "It's my first day..."

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