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"We're gay. We're glad!" "But don't tell Mom and Dad."

"We're gay. We're glad!" "But don't tell Mom and Dad."

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"Abortions for all." *BOOOO!!* "Very well. No abortions for anyone." *BOOOO!!* "Hmm. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!" *YAYYYY!!*

"Abortions for all." BOOOO!! "Very well. No abortions for anyone." BOOOO!! "Hmm. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!" YAYYYY!!

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Wear your love like heaven! 🎵

Wear your love like heaven! 🎵

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"Are you gay?" "Gay? I wish! If I were gay, there'd be no problem. No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs..."

"Are you gay?" "Gay? I wish! If I were gay, there'd be no problem. No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs..."

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"Smithers, where does that tube go?" "I'm not sure, sir. It was here when we moved in."

"Smithers, where does that tube go?" "I'm not sure, sir. It was here when we moved in."

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Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true.

Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true.

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When I first heard about the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it!

When I first heard about the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it!

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"Stay away from me, Homer!" "Give me the bat, Marge!"

"Stay away from me, Homer!" "Give me the bat, Marge!"

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Now turn to the next problem. If you have three Pepsis and drink one,how much more refreshed are you? You, the redhead in the Chicago school system.

Now turn to the next problem. If you have three Pepsis and drink one,how much more refreshed are you? You, the redhead in the Chicago school system.

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Here's Springfield as it appears from space. Somewhere in this windy valley is the Lost Dutchman's Mine.

Here's Springfield as it appears from space. Somewhere in this windy valley is the Lost Dutchman's Mine.

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"Bart's gay!?" 'Bart? Uh, whoo! Wrong file..."

"Bart's gay!?" 'Bart? Uh, whoo! Wrong file..."

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"I'm a Buddhist!" *GASP* "My Satan sense is tingling. Into the root cellar, boys!" "When can we come out?" "Maybe never..." "Yea!"

"I'm a Buddhist!" GASP "My Satan sense is tingling. Into the root cellar, boys!" "When can we come out?" "Maybe never..." "Yea!"

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"Do you come with the car?" "Oh, you!"

"Do you come with the car?" "Oh, you!"

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I find it pretty hilarious when people try to preach about how homosexuality is wrong because it's "in The Bible"... 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ "Marge, just about everything is a sin. You ever sat down and read this thing? "Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom...'

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I find it pretty hilarious when people try to preach about how homosexuality is wrong because it's "in The Bible"... 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ "Marge, just about everything is a sin. You ever sat down and read this thing? "Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom...'

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And another thing, showing my age here, but I remember in the 90s and 00s that it wasn't uncommon for women to use the men's room if the women's was too busy. Now it'd be seen as the equivalent of Rosa Parks sitting in the wrong seat because of all the silly outrage.

And another thing, showing my age here, but I remember in the 90s and 00s that it wasn't uncommon for women to use the men's room if the women's was too busy. Now it'd be seen as the equivalent of Rosa Parks sitting in the wrong seat because of all the silly outrage.

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You give me fever... *POP* When you touch me, fever when you hoooled me tight... *POP* Fever... Ha! *POP* *POP* *POP*

You give me fever... POP When you touch me, fever when you hoooled me tight... POP Fever... Ha! POP POP POP

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Beer goggles. See the world through the eyes of a drunk!

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Beer goggles. See the world through the eyes of a drunk!

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Piece of cake!

Piece of cake!

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So, it's "political" to support gay rights in America? That's too bad! Already had a few homophobes block and unfollow. This account is going to be super gay from now on. Just to piss these guys off!

So, it's "political" to support gay rights in America? That's too bad! Already had a few homophobes block and unfollow. This account is going to be super gay from now on. Just to piss these guys off!

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Same vibes...

Same vibes...

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Hello. I'm an electric car. I can't go very fast or very far. And if you drive me, people will think you're gay!

Hello. I'm an electric car. I can't go very fast or very far. And if you drive me, people will think you're gay!

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"What do you mean the bank is out of money?" "Insolvent!?" "You only have enough money for the next few customers!??"

"What do you mean the bank is out of money?" "Insolvent!?" "You only have enough money for the next few customers!??"

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"I'm sorry, Dad." "It's all right. I understand. But we really could have used that $12,000." "Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't 12,000. It's..."

"I'm sorry, Dad." "It's all right. I understand. But we really could have used that $12,000." "Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't 12,000. It's..."

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We work hard, we play hard... 😉😘 (Keep reaching for that rainbow!) 🌈 #Pridemonth #Pride

We work hard, we play hard... 😉😘 (Keep reaching for that rainbow!) 🌈 #Pridemonth #Pride

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"Well, look at those filthy urchins. Surely they could never be taught proper manners?" "One gold sovereign says I could do just that!" "It's a bet, Lord Daftwager!"

"Well, look at those filthy urchins. Surely they could never be taught proper manners?" "One gold sovereign says I could do just that!" "It's a bet, Lord Daftwager!"

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Okay. Listen up. My goal is to assassinate that watermelon. Your job is to take the bullet... Go!

Okay. Listen up. My goal is to assassinate that watermelon. Your job is to take the bullet... Go!

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Dr. Linus Irving of the Sloan-Kettering Memorial Institute writes: "How does Matt Groening find the time to write and draw an entire Simpsons episode every week?" For the answer to this, we went straight to the source!

Dr. Linus Irving of the Sloan-Kettering Memorial Institute writes: "How does Matt Groening find the time to write and draw an entire Simpsons episode every week?" For the answer to this, we went straight to the source!

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"Homer... use the for-" "The Force!?" "The forks! Use the forks!"

"Homer... use the for-" "The Force!?" "The forks! Use the forks!"

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The navy has a fine sense of tradition. Whenever an American vessel leaves port, the crew sings this ancient sea chanty...

The navy has a fine sense of tradition. Whenever an American vessel leaves port, the crew sings this ancient sea chanty...

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"Four out of five, Simpson. Impressive! But you missed your last target." "Did I?"

"Four out of five, Simpson. Impressive! But you missed your last target." "Did I?"

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Foolish dingo! You must find and devour the seven crystal babies or spend eternity trapped in deep didgeridoo! Mwuahahahaaha!

Foolish dingo! You must find and devour the seven crystal babies or spend eternity trapped in deep didgeridoo! Mwuahahahaaha!

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"Well, time to go to work!" "Little do they know, I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour..."

"Well, time to go to work!" "Little do they know, I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour..."

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"Okay, once more, where are we going?" "To Capitol City." "And why are you and the old lady in the car?" "We're gonna talk Armin Tamzarian into coming back."

"Okay, once more, where are we going?" "To Capitol City." "And why are you and the old lady in the car?" "We're gonna talk Armin Tamzarian into coming back."

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"Dennis the Menace?" "Yes. I was America's bad boy... I once hid my dad's hat!"

"Dennis the Menace?" "Yes. I was America's bad boy... I once hid my dad's hat!"

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Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she forgot she was carrying that... bottle of delicious bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors, so tempting... What's that? You want me to drink you!? But I'm in the middle of a trial...

Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she forgot she was carrying that... bottle of delicious bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors, so tempting... What's that? You want me to drink you!? But I'm in the middle of a trial...

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One of my fave all-time Phil Hartmen bits!

One of my fave all-time Phil Hartmen bits!

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I really love the lyrics to this musical number: Guys and dolls, we're just a bunch of crazy guys and dolls! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, guys and dolls! 🎵

I really love the lyrics to this musical number: Guys and dolls, we're just a bunch of crazy guys and dolls! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, guys and dolls! 🎵

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"Oh, no... Rosie O'Donnell!!" "Don't worry, dad, we'll be dead in five minutes..." "Not fast enough!"

"Oh, no... Rosie O'Donnell!!" "Don't worry, dad, we'll be dead in five minutes..." "Not fast enough!"

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"The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower, indistinguishable to the naked eye, but therein lies the game!" "I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away."

"The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower, indistinguishable to the naked eye, but therein lies the game!" "I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away."

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"Um, excuse me. Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it?" "Possibly the meat loaf."

"Um, excuse me. Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it?" "Possibly the meat loaf."

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