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Knife goes in, guts come out.

Knife goes in, guts come out.

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Knife goes in, guts come out.

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Knife goes in, guts come out.

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"Look at that! I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time."

"Look at that! I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time."

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Roads closed. Pipes frozen. Albinos virtually invisible.

Roads closed. Pipes frozen. Albinos virtually invisible.

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It's a two party system. You have to vote for one of us. #ElectionDay

It's a two party system. You have to vote for one of us. #ElectionDay

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Another placemat, sir?

Another placemat, sir?

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Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra...possibly while high.

Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra...possibly while high.

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I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. #PaulTyson

I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. #PaulTyson

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That baby-proofing crook wanted to sell us safety covers for the electrical outlets.

That baby-proofing crook wanted to sell us safety covers for the electrical outlets.

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The burglar even took my stamp collection.

The burglar even took my stamp collection.

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Wow, what an ending!

Wow, what an ending!

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A lot of blue hair? What a freak!

A lot of blue hair? What a freak!

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"Put out an A.P.B. on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh."

"Put out an A.P.B. on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh."

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See you in hell, candy boys!

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See you in hell, candy boys!

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"Bart, I have a riddle for you. What's the sound of one hand clapping?"

"Bart, I have a riddle for you. What's the sound of one hand clapping?"

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What's the best moment where a character REALIZES something?

What's the best moment where a character REALIZES something?

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"What country is this car from?"

"What country is this car from?"

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"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers."

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers."

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"Say some gangsta is dissing your fly girl."

"Say some gangsta is dissing your fly girl."

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RIP George Wendt.

RIP George Wendt.

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Help me, Dr. Zaius!

Help me, Dr. Zaius!

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"Help me, Dr. Zaius!"

"Help me, Dr. Zaius!"

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"Here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, 'Worker and Parasite'!”

"Here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, 'Worker and Parasite'!”

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Four out of five Simpson, impressive. But you missed your last target.

Four out of five Simpson, impressive. But you missed your last target.

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It's my first day.

It's my first day.

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"We'd have to raise taxes."

"We'd have to raise taxes."

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"Bartdoyouwantsomebrowniebeforeyougotobed?!"

"Bartdoyouwantsomebrowniebeforeyougotobed?!"

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You give me fever, when you touch me. Fever when you hold me tight.

You give me fever, when you touch me. Fever when you hold me tight.

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Bart, can we stop for ice cream?

Bart, can we stop for ice cream?

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🎶Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.🎶

🎶Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.🎶

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All right Homer, you can have the dental plan, on one condition. You must resign as head of the union.

All right Homer, you can have the dental plan, on one condition. You must resign as head of the union.

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It's my first day.

It's my first day.

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"This place Moe's you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?"

"This place Moe's you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?"

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"Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito."

"Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito."

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Give me full power.

Give me full power.

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"Mom, I know your intentions are good..."

"Mom, I know your intentions are good..."

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Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.

Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.

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