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Knife goes in, guts come out.

Knife goes in, guts come out.

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Knife goes in, guts come out.

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Knife goes in, guts come out.

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"Look at that! I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time."

"Look at that! I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time."

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Roads closed. Pipes frozen. Albinos virtually invisible.

Roads closed. Pipes frozen. Albinos virtually invisible.

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It's a two party system. You have to vote for one of us. #ElectionDay

It's a two party system. You have to vote for one of us. #ElectionDay

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Another placemat, sir?

Another placemat, sir?

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Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra...possibly while high.

Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra...possibly while high.

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I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. #PaulTyson

I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. #PaulTyson

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That baby-proofing crook wanted to sell us safety covers for the electrical outlets.

That baby-proofing crook wanted to sell us safety covers for the electrical outlets.

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The burglar even took my stamp collection.

The burglar even took my stamp collection.

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Wow, what an ending!

Wow, what an ending!

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A lot of blue hair? What a freak!

A lot of blue hair? What a freak!

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"Put out an A.P.B. on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh."

"Put out an A.P.B. on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh."

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See you in hell, candy boys!

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See you in hell, candy boys!

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"Bart, I have a riddle for you. What's the sound of one hand clapping?"

"Bart, I have a riddle for you. What's the sound of one hand clapping?"

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What's the best moment where a character REALIZES something?

What's the best moment where a character REALIZES something?

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"What country is this car from?"

"What country is this car from?"

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"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers."

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers."

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"Say some gangsta is dissing your fly girl."

"Say some gangsta is dissing your fly girl."

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RIP George Wendt.

RIP George Wendt.

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New billboard day!

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Help me, Dr. Zaius!

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"Help me, Dr. Zaius!"

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What's a donut?

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It's my first day.

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"We'd have to raise taxes."

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"Bartdoyouwantsomebrowniebeforeyougotobed?!"

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Bart, can we stop for ice cream?

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It's my first day.

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"Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito."

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Give me full power.

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"Mom, I know your intentions are good..."

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