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Elmo at Travis Kelce’s bachelor party:

Elmo at Travis Kelce’s bachelor party:

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“Thank you. Now, watch this drive.”

“Thank you. Now, watch this drive.”

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FLASHBACK: Graham Platner applying to run for Senate

FLASHBACK: Graham Platner applying to run for Senate

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Kamala: “Do not come. Do not come.” Trump: “I’m gonna come.”

Kamala: “Do not come. Do not come.” Trump: “I’m gonna come.”

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Ngl, I wasn’t expecting this 😭😭😭

Ngl, I wasn’t expecting this 😭😭😭

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Posted without comment

Posted without comment

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“US is no longer safe for Indians” Pakistanis:

“US is no longer safe for Indians” Pakistanis:

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And now we’re joined by Global Sexual Assault Prevention Ambassador Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…

And now we’re joined by Global Sexual Assault Prevention Ambassador Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…

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POV: you’re a reply guy on X doing it for the love of the game

POV: you’re a reply guy on X doing it for the love of the game

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Me when Jarvis is finally doxxed

Me when Jarvis is finally doxxed

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Real racists doing it for the love of the game:

Real racists doing it for the love of the game:

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You’re telling me shoe prices are up 15% because **DICK’S** are taking over **your feet**??

You’re telling me shoe prices are up 15% because DICK’S are taking over your feet??

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MR. MAYOR, LOOK OUT!

MR. MAYOR, LOOK OUT!

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“So, have you performed Hajj yet?” Me:

“So, have you performed Hajj yet?” Me:

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You ever seen a loaf of bread with legs? 🍞

You ever seen a loaf of bread with legs? 🍞

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Kids today have no idea how good The Onion was, like when Autistic Reporter Michael Falk delivered this news package, “Train Thankfully Unharmed In Crash That Killed One Man”

Kids today have no idea how good The Onion was, like when Autistic Reporter Michael Falk delivered this news package, “Train Thankfully Unharmed In Crash That Killed One Man”

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AIDE: Joe Biden fcked Kamala Harris Me:

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AIDE: Joe Biden fcked Kamala Harris Me:

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The European mind cannot comprehend this

The European mind cannot comprehend this

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Playing one of the classics to welcome back my mutuals

Playing one of the classics to welcome back my mutuals

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David Bowie spinning his chair to the piano in the middle of the VIP section while talking to Ricky Gervais will never not be funny

David Bowie spinning his chair to the piano in the middle of the VIP section while talking to Ricky Gervais will never not be funny

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*Trump in the Situation Room* “Mr. President, we’ve received a video message from Nicolas Maduro.” The video message:

Trump in the Situation Room “Mr. President, we’ve received a video message from Nicolas Maduro.” The video message:

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Might be the greatest Alex Jones monologue of all time

Might be the greatest Alex Jones monologue of all time

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Dianne Feinstein may be gone, but this clip of her dunking on a bunch of kids to their face will live on forever in our hearts.

Dianne Feinstein may be gone, but this clip of her dunking on a bunch of kids to their face will live on forever in our hearts.

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The name of this locomotive… wait for it

The name of this locomotive… wait for it

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Welcoming my Twitter mutuals back to my feed before they immediately regret following me again

Welcoming my Twitter mutuals back to my feed before they immediately regret following me again

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This moment from the 2016 Libertarian Party presidential debate

This moment from the 2016 Libertarian Party presidential debate

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Me and the boys after making $37,000 from gambling on WNBA games based on the players’ menstrual cycles

Me and the boys after making $37,000 from gambling on WNBA games based on the players’ menstrual cycles

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Democrats right now

Democrats right now

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The Acolyte looks awful. If I wanted to watch a black woman assault an Asian, I’d take public transit in San Francisco

The Acolyte looks awful. If I wanted to watch a black woman assault an Asian, I’d take public transit in San Francisco

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“I’m a U.S. citizen who will be rooting for Belgium tonight.”

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“I’m a U.S. citizen who will be rooting for Belgium tonight.”

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Billy Porter performing “For What It’s Worth” at the 2020 Dem Convention when everything was virtual because of COVID and the ashes from the George Floyd riots were still smoldering is PEAK WOKE

Billy Porter performing “For What It’s Worth” at the 2020 Dem Convention when everything was virtual because of COVID and the ashes from the George Floyd riots were still smoldering is PEAK WOKE

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don’t bother doing any Diddy parodies, South Park already mastered it in 2004

don’t bother doing any Diddy parodies, South Park already mastered it in 2004

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When a parent says they’re not going to lie to their children, this is the first thing that comes to mind:

When a parent says they’re not going to lie to their children, this is the first thing that comes to mind:

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A generational talent

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A generational talent

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The Europoors protecting the Strait of Hormuz:

The Europoors protecting the Strait of Hormuz:

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