Siraj Hashmi

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Elmo at Travis Kelce’s bachelor party:

“Thank you. Now, watch this drive.”

FLASHBACK: Graham Platner applying to run for Senate

Kamala: “Do not come. Do not come.” Trump: “I’m gonna come.”

Ngl, I wasn’t expecting this 😭😭😭

Posted without comment

“US is no longer safe for Indians” Pakistanis:

And now we’re joined by Global Sexual Assault Prevention Ambassador Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…

POV: you’re a reply guy on X doing it for the love of the game

Me when Jarvis is finally doxxed

Real racists doing it for the love of the game:

You’re telling me shoe prices are up 15% because **DICK’S** are taking over **your feet**??

MR. MAYOR, LOOK OUT!

“So, have you performed Hajj yet?” Me:

You ever seen a loaf of bread with legs? 🍞

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Kids today have no idea how good The Onion was, like when Autistic Reporter Michael Falk delivered this news package, “Train Thankfully Unharmed In Crash That Killed One Man”

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AIDE: Joe Biden fcked Kamala Harris Me:

The European mind cannot comprehend this

Playing one of the classics to welcome back my mutuals

David Bowie spinning his chair to the piano in the middle of the VIP section while talking to Ricky Gervais will never not be funny

*Trump in the Situation Room* “Mr. President, we’ve received a video message from Nicolas Maduro.” The video message:

Might be the greatest Alex Jones monologue of all time

Dianne Feinstein may be gone, but this clip of her dunking on a bunch of kids to their face will live on forever in our hearts.

The name of this locomotive… wait for it

Welcoming my Twitter mutuals back to my feed before they immediately regret following me again

This moment from the 2016 Libertarian Party presidential debate

Me and the boys after making $37,000 from gambling on WNBA games based on the players’ menstrual cycles

Democrats right now

The Acolyte looks awful. If I wanted to watch a black woman assault an Asian, I’d take public transit in San Francisco

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“I’m a U.S. citizen who will be rooting for Belgium tonight.”

Billy Porter performing “For What It’s Worth” at the 2020 Dem Convention when everything was virtual because of COVID and the ashes from the George Floyd riots were still smoldering is PEAK WOKE

don’t bother doing any Diddy parodies, South Park already mastered it in 2004

When a parent says they’re not going to lie to their children, this is the first thing that comes to mind:

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A generational talent

The Europoors protecting the Strait of Hormuz:

You’re telling me shoe prices are up 15% because DICK’S are taking over your feet??

Trump in the Situation Room “Mr. President, we’ve received a video message from Nicolas Maduro.” The video message: