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You could literally: - Put $500,000 in a high yield account - Earn $9,000/month in interest - Never work again Why aren't people doing this?!

You could literally: - Put $500,000 in a high yield account - Earn $9,000/month in interest - Never work again Why aren't people doing this?!

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If I have to pay $6 rent a 40 year old movie off Amazon when I have a Prime subscription then we should just reopen Blockbuster. I'd rather have their employees judge my life choices.

If I have to pay $6 rent a 40 year old movie off Amazon when I have a Prime subscription then we should just reopen Blockbuster. I'd rather have their employees judge my life choices.

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Gen Z doesn't want to come into the office. CORRECT. No one wants to commute 90 minutes round trip, pay $18 to park, buy a lunch they can't expense, sit under fluorescent lights for 9 hours performing productivity, then be told the problem with young people is they don't understand sacrifice. Keep going. You're almost at the real sentence.

Gen Z doesn't want to come into the office. CORRECT. No one wants to commute 90 minutes round trip, pay $18 to park, buy a lunch they can't expense, sit under fluorescent lights for 9 hours performing productivity, then be told the problem with young people is they don't understand sacrifice. Keep going. You're almost at the real sentence.

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A friend from college reached out Recently lost his job as a manager at Meta Made $280k & can't land a new job His mortgage is over $6,500/mo Said he runs out of money in 3 months Has Wife and two little kids depending on him He's ussualy cocky but this time he sounded scared You never think it'll happen to you 😔

A friend from college reached out Recently lost his job as a manager at Meta Made $280k & can't land a new job His mortgage is over $6,500/mo Said he runs out of money in 3 months Has Wife and two little kids depending on him He's ussualy cocky but this time he sounded scared You never think it'll happen to you 😔

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HOW TO RETIRE IN AMERICA Step 1: Start saving at 22 Step 2: market crashes (2001) Step 3: Start over Step 4: Market crashes (2008) Step 5: Start over Step 6: Save aggressively through your 40s Step 7: Medical emergency wipes savings Step 8: Start over Step 9: Social security reduced by 20% Step 10: Work until 72 Step 11: Body gives out at 68 Alternate ending: Be born wealthy. Skip the retirement.

HOW TO RETIRE IN AMERICA Step 1: Start saving at 22 Step 2: market crashes (2001) Step 3: Start over Step 4: Market crashes (2008) Step 5: Start over Step 6: Save aggressively through your 40s Step 7: Medical emergency wipes savings Step 8: Start over Step 9: Social security reduced by 20% Step 10: Work until 72 Step 11: Body gives out at 68 Alternate ending: Be born wealthy. Skip the retirement.

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$1,950 rent $480 student loans $310 car insurance $200 utilities $150 phone and internet Tell me how a $22/hour salary is a living wage. I'LL WAITTT.

$1,950 rent $480 student loans $310 car insurance $200 utilities $150 phone and internet Tell me how a $22/hour salary is a living wage. I'LL WAITTT.

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Isn't it funny that: — We subsidize oil companies making record profits — We subsidize banks that crashed the economy — We subsidize stadiums for billionaire team owners But universal school lunches are "too expensive." Isn't it funny. I'm not laughing.

Isn't it funny that: — We subsidize oil companies making record profits — We subsidize banks that crashed the economy — We subsidize stadiums for billionaire team owners But universal school lunches are "too expensive." Isn't it funny. I'm not laughing.

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Last month landlord raised my rent $340. I asked why. "Market rate adjustment." I googled my landlord. He owns 34 properties. Manages them through 3 LLCs. Lives in a $1.3 million house. Has never fixed my heating properly. My rent increase is his mortgage payment on property number 35. I am not a tenant. I am a revenue stream who gets to sleep here.

Last month landlord raised my rent $340. I asked why. "Market rate adjustment." I googled my landlord. He owns 34 properties. Manages them through 3 LLCs. Lives in a $1.3 million house. Has never fixed my heating properly. My rent increase is his mortgage payment on property number 35. I am not a tenant. I am a revenue stream who gets to sleep here.

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Boomers had: — $0.25 gas — $25/month rent — Jobs that paid for your rent retirement — Pensions — Free college in most states And they want to know why we're not buying houses. Bro. BRO.

Boomers had: — $0.25 gas — $25/month rent — Jobs that paid for your rent retirement — Pensions — Free college in most states And they want to know why we're not buying houses. Bro. BRO.

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