Sovey

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You laugh, but this is why I keep a rosary in the glove box.

You laugh, but this is why I keep a rosary in the glove box.

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My future husband will be banned from watching football. Tight pants were bad enough, now they’ve got… backup dancers. No brokeback mountain in this house.

My future husband will be banned from watching football. Tight pants were bad enough, now they’ve got… backup dancers. No brokeback mountain in this house.

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Nobody supports my Asian sisters more than this gal. Love all corners of the continent. But girl… our milkshake doesn’t bring the boys to the yard. Statistically we’re more likely to be lactose intolerant than others (irony). Our soybeans bring people to sushi restaurants. 💯 Still, love the energy you’re serving, girlie! Good morning everyone! Happy Fri-yay!!

Nobody supports my Asian sisters more than this gal. Love all corners of the continent. But girl… our milkshake doesn’t bring the boys to the yard. Statistically we’re more likely to be lactose intolerant than others (irony). Our soybeans bring people to sushi restaurants. 💯 Still, love the energy you’re serving, girlie! Good morning everyone! Happy Fri-yay!!

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Good morning. Mochi’s stretching. I’m lacing up. Meanwhile this dog slid out of bed like a hungover toddler, rode the cushion stairs down like it was a water slide, then passed out again. I feel this. Good morning!

Good morning. Mochi’s stretching. I’m lacing up. Meanwhile this dog slid out of bed like a hungover toddler, rode the cushion stairs down like it was a water slide, then passed out again. I feel this. Good morning!

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She’s shaking it for the algorithm. Her unpaid intern is just trying to locate the snacks.

She’s shaking it for the algorithm. Her unpaid intern is just trying to locate the snacks.

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This isn’t language learning. It’s Duolingo on Grindr’s codebase and Asians aren’t having it. “What is this called?” “Gay.” Sound on please!

This isn’t language learning. It’s Duolingo on Grindr’s codebase and Asians aren’t having it. “What is this called?” “Gay.” Sound on please!

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I was gone for two weeks and liberals decided the only way to stop President Trump was to send aliens from deep space. It won’t work. He’ll take them golfing, hand them a Make Space Great Again hat and close a rare earth mineral deal by the 4th hole. 🇺🇸👽 Good morning!

I was gone for two weeks and liberals decided the only way to stop President Trump was to send aliens from deep space. It won’t work. He’ll take them golfing, hand them a Make Space Great Again hat and close a rare earth mineral deal by the 4th hole. 🇺🇸👽 Good morning!

35,725 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

For Asians, this is like watching someone baptize a cat. It’s just wrong. If you don’t measure the water with your knuckle, we will throw hands. My ancestors just unfollowed you.

For Asians, this is like watching someone baptize a cat. It’s just wrong. If you don’t measure the water with your knuckle, we will throw hands. My ancestors just unfollowed you.

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I’m going to find a baby to throw cheese at. Be right back.

I’m going to find a baby to throw cheese at. Be right back.

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Free advice, if you’re not Chinese, don’t get Chinese tattoos. Or do. It makes for funny videos.

Free advice, if you’re not Chinese, don’t get Chinese tattoos. Or do. It makes for funny videos.

16,376 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

Karens: proudly testing the limits of cause and effect.

Karens: proudly testing the limits of cause and effect.

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