Sovey

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I’m not exactly sure why I need this light, but I need this light.

I’m not exactly sure why I need this light, but I need this light.

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You laugh, but this is why I keep a rosary in the glove box.

You laugh, but this is why I keep a rosary in the glove box.

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Good night. While everyone else was at bars tonight, I went to see a movie and then came home to argue with autocorrect like it’s a sentient bully. Guess who won. (It wasn’t me). Goodnight robot overload, I just started my first robo onlyfans. I’ve got me eye on you ;)

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Good night. While everyone else was at bars tonight, I went to see a movie and then came home to argue with autocorrect like it’s a sentient bully. Guess who won. (It wasn’t me). Goodnight robot overload, I just started my first robo onlyfans. I’ve got me eye on you ;)

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My future husband will be banned from watching football. Tight pants were bad enough, now they’ve got… backup dancers. No brokeback mountain in this house.

My future husband will be banned from watching football. Tight pants were bad enough, now they’ve got… backup dancers. No brokeback mountain in this house.

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Nobody supports my Asian sisters more than this gal. Love all corners of the continent. But girl… our milkshake doesn’t bring the boys to the yard. Statistically we’re more likely to be lactose intolerant than others (irony). Our soybeans bring people to sushi restaurants. 💯 Still, love the energy you’re serving, girlie! Good morning everyone! Happy Fri-yay!!

Nobody supports my Asian sisters more than this gal. Love all corners of the continent. But girl… our milkshake doesn’t bring the boys to the yard. Statistically we’re more likely to be lactose intolerant than others (irony). Our soybeans bring people to sushi restaurants. 💯 Still, love the energy you’re serving, girlie! Good morning everyone! Happy Fri-yay!!

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Good morning. Mochi’s stretching. I’m lacing up. Meanwhile this dog slid out of bed like a hungover toddler, rode the cushion stairs down like it was a water slide, then passed out again. I feel this. Good morning!

Good morning. Mochi’s stretching. I’m lacing up. Meanwhile this dog slid out of bed like a hungover toddler, rode the cushion stairs down like it was a water slide, then passed out again. I feel this. Good morning!

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She’s shaking it for the algorithm. Her unpaid intern is just trying to locate the snacks.

She’s shaking it for the algorithm. Her unpaid intern is just trying to locate the snacks.

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When an Asian girl goes blonde, it’s her bad bitch era. When she goes back to black? It’s peak character development. If you see her, don’t apologize. Run.

When an Asian girl goes blonde, it’s her bad bitch era. When she goes back to black? It’s peak character development. If you see her, don’t apologize. Run.

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Another reason I’ll never be a trick rider: I don’t do direct deposit with a horse’s colon.

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Another reason I’ll never be a trick rider: I don’t do direct deposit with a horse’s colon.

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This isn’t language learning. It’s Duolingo on Grindr’s codebase and Asians aren’t having it. “What is this called?” “Gay.” Sound on please!

This isn’t language learning. It’s Duolingo on Grindr’s codebase and Asians aren’t having it. “What is this called?” “Gay.” Sound on please!

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This is what it looks like when someone loves what they do. Meanwhile I’m out here treating Zoom meetings like hostage negotiations.

This is what it looks like when someone loves what they do. Meanwhile I’m out here treating Zoom meetings like hostage negotiations.

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God: Pride is a sin. God: Homosexual acts are a sin. Liberals: Great, let’s celebrate both in rainbow packaging for 30 days. This isn’t a rights movement. It’s the collapse of a civilization in drag.

God: Pride is a sin. God: Homosexual acts are a sin. Liberals: Great, let’s celebrate both in rainbow packaging for 30 days. This isn’t a rights movement. It’s the collapse of a civilization in drag.

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I was gone for two weeks and liberals decided the only way to stop President Trump was to send aliens from deep space. It won’t work. He’ll take them golfing, hand them a Make Space Great Again hat and close a rare earth mineral deal by the 4th hole. 🇺🇸👽 Good morning!

I was gone for two weeks and liberals decided the only way to stop President Trump was to send aliens from deep space. It won’t work. He’ll take them golfing, hand them a Make Space Great Again hat and close a rare earth mineral deal by the 4th hole. 🇺🇸👽 Good morning!

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Question: Should pilots be required to blow into a breathalyzer before every flight? This pilot? Arrested for showing up drunk to fly a commercial airliner. That’s not just against policy, it’s a federal crime. Right now in the U.S., the law says: • Pilots can’t fly with a blood alcohol level of 0.04% or higher (half the driving limit). • They must follow the “8 hours bottle to throttle” rule. • They’re subject to random alcohol and drug testing, plus mandatory testing after accidents or if there’s suspicion. What we don’t have is a system where every pilot tests before they go. Some countries require it. Should we?

Question: Should pilots be required to blow into a breathalyzer before every flight? This pilot? Arrested for showing up drunk to fly a commercial airliner. That’s not just against policy, it’s a federal crime. Right now in the U.S., the law says: • Pilots can’t fly with a blood alcohol level of 0.04% or higher (half the driving limit). • They must follow the “8 hours bottle to throttle” rule. • They’re subject to random alcohol and drug testing, plus mandatory testing after accidents or if there’s suspicion. What we don’t have is a system where every pilot tests before they go. Some countries require it. Should we?

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For Asians, this is like watching someone baptize a cat. It’s just wrong. If you don’t measure the water with your knuckle, we will throw hands. My ancestors just unfollowed you.

For Asians, this is like watching someone baptize a cat. It’s just wrong. If you don’t measure the water with your knuckle, we will throw hands. My ancestors just unfollowed you.

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I’m going to find a baby to throw cheese at. Be right back.

I’m going to find a baby to throw cheese at. Be right back.

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Free advice, if you’re not Chinese, don’t get Chinese tattoos. Or do. It makes for funny videos.

Free advice, if you’re not Chinese, don’t get Chinese tattoos. Or do. It makes for funny videos.

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Karens: proudly testing the limits of cause and effect.

Karens: proudly testing the limits of cause and effect.

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I’m in a group chat with the other 2 billion Asians and we decided to kick this one out. Y’all are welcome to adopt her. PS: Yes, we talk about all of you.

I’m in a group chat with the other 2 billion Asians and we decided to kick this one out. Y’all are welcome to adopt her. PS: Yes, we talk about all of you.

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