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Roller and Reviewer of the flowers - Would love to roll for you, I do not sell any THC products at all. A calm Turtle soul 🐢

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Tornado Terpz | Zkittlez Flavor: 10/15 Purity: 9/15 Expansion: 7/10 Mouth Coat: 7/10 Burn: 4/5 Stain: 5/10 Total: 42/65 | 6.5/10 TornadoTerpz I really wanted to like this one. There are moments where the Z flavor comes through beautifully, but the cardboard like background, muted intensity, and scratchy purity make it difficult to enjoy consistently. This feels like a cultivar that had the potential to be something special but never quite got there. I won’t lie the effects are not bad at all, full body experience with almost no head. This is predominantly a mellow Indica effect with decent legs for about an hour. The experience outside the jar matters too. I have no ill will, but after spending my hard earned money on this, the response from the brand was disappointing. The salty comments and ignoring the consumer base only made things worse. The unicorn branding is a whole other conversation. This is not it. Round 1: Cardboard like flavor with some sweet Z. Purity and expansion are weak, and the stain tastes like cardboard. The Z exhale is the one saving grace. Round 2: Flavor opens slightly, but remains muted. Some sweetness comes through, though the cardboard stain and scratchy purity persist. Round 3: Occasional moments of excellent Z flavor, showing what this could have been. Unfortunately, it becomes harsh and finishes poorly.

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Tornado Terpz | Zkittlez Flavor: 10/15 Purity: 9/15 Expansion: 7/10 Mouth Coat: 7/10 Burn: 4/5 Stain: 5/10 Total: 42/65 | 6.5/10 TornadoTerpz I really wanted to like this one. There are moments where the Z flavor comes through beautifully, but the cardboard like background, muted intensity, and scratchy purity make it difficult to enjoy consistently. This feels like a cultivar that had the potential to be something special but never quite got there. I won’t lie the effects are not bad at all, full body experience with almost no head. This is predominantly a mellow Indica effect with decent legs for about an hour. The experience outside the jar matters too. I have no ill will, but after spending my hard earned money on this, the response from the brand was disappointing. The salty comments and ignoring the consumer base only made things worse. The unicorn branding is a whole other conversation. This is not it. Round 1: Cardboard like flavor with some sweet Z. Purity and expansion are weak, and the stain tastes like cardboard. The Z exhale is the one saving grace. Round 2: Flavor opens slightly, but remains muted. Some sweetness comes through, though the cardboard stain and scratchy purity persist. Round 3: Occasional moments of excellent Z flavor, showing what this could have been. Unfortunately, it becomes harsh and finishes poorly.

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One of the best comebacks I’ve ever seen out of B Eazy so far is telling Proper Doinks all the stuff he white labels are from his top 10 growers list. That shit almost made me spit out my drink.

One of the best comebacks I’ve ever seen out of B Eazy so far is telling Proper Doinks all the stuff he white labels are from his top 10 growers list. That shit almost made me spit out my drink.

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This BBG LOLA roll has me absolutely floored, an Indica from hell. Lmao I barely wanna do anything for the rest of the day.

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This BBG LOLA roll has me absolutely floored, an Indica from hell. Lmao I barely wanna do anything for the rest of the day.

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Up the Hill | Undisclosed Up The Hill Effects aren’t as weak as some people on the internet claim, it gave me a nice strong upper head effect with a little bit on the arms. Definitely passed the bathroom 🚽 check, pushed them bowels out. I also caught myself staring at a wall for a good 20 seconds. This was a great citrus orange Z. Definitely more of a daytime, but I can see why someone would smoke this before bed, very mind numbing peak. Flavor: 13/15 Purity: 13/15 Expansion: 8/10 Mouth Coat: 8/10 Burn: 4/5 Stain: 7/10 Total: 53/65 Overall: 8.3/10 Round 1 That first hit was nothing crazy, but I’m definitely getting a nice orange inhale. It’s pretty sweet, and I really like the taste. There’s plenty of citrus flavor here, which is a great start. The stain, meh, not that good. It has a strange taste, not yuck but what. Expansion is decent, and purity is pretty good for the first round. This definitely has flavor, with orange being the standout. Round 2 The mouth coat is definitely coming through, and that orange character is really nice. This is a sweet cultivar with a somewhat fruity exhale that complements the citrusy inhale. Purity is nice, and the expansion makes sense. It's not going crazy in either direction, sitting comfortably in that middle ground. I'm not going to call the intensity mind blowing, but the coat is pretty damn good. The stain is still the weak point. It just isn't very well defined. Round 3 I'd call this the best round by far. The flavor is pretty strong, with that citrusy orange start carrying through nicely. Expansion picked up a bit here, which I enjoyed, while purity remained pretty decent with only a slight drop. The stain improved a little, bringing in a funky taste, but it's still the weakest category overall. There's a lot to like about the flavor and the way this cultivar develops, but the stain keeps it from reaching its full potential.

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Up the Hill | Undisclosed Up The Hill Effects aren’t as weak as some people on the internet claim, it gave me a nice strong upper head effect with a little bit on the arms. Definitely passed the bathroom 🚽 check, pushed them bowels out. I also caught myself staring at a wall for a good 20 seconds. This was a great citrus orange Z. Definitely more of a daytime, but I can see why someone would smoke this before bed, very mind numbing peak. Flavor: 13/15 Purity: 13/15 Expansion: 8/10 Mouth Coat: 8/10 Burn: 4/5 Stain: 7/10 Total: 53/65 Overall: 8.3/10 Round 1 That first hit was nothing crazy, but I’m definitely getting a nice orange inhale. It’s pretty sweet, and I really like the taste. There’s plenty of citrus flavor here, which is a great start. The stain, meh, not that good. It has a strange taste, not yuck but what. Expansion is decent, and purity is pretty good for the first round. This definitely has flavor, with orange being the standout. Round 2 The mouth coat is definitely coming through, and that orange character is really nice. This is a sweet cultivar with a somewhat fruity exhale that complements the citrusy inhale. Purity is nice, and the expansion makes sense. It's not going crazy in either direction, sitting comfortably in that middle ground. I'm not going to call the intensity mind blowing, but the coat is pretty damn good. The stain is still the weak point. It just isn't very well defined. Round 3 I'd call this the best round by far. The flavor is pretty strong, with that citrusy orange start carrying through nicely. Expansion picked up a bit here, which I enjoyed, while purity remained pretty decent with only a slight drop. The stain improved a little, bringing in a funky taste, but it's still the weakest category overall. There's a lot to like about the flavor and the way this cultivar develops, but the stain keeps it from reaching its full potential.

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Sorry Angel City Farmers but this one was not it. Combustion great, ash looks pretty. Just artificial blue tasting blueberries, definitely not my favorite of your drop. Effects were decent enough but probably one of my least favorite from you guys right now. I will say decent nug size! Bud looked kinda a little on the stringier side, but either way. Just wasn’t the bag for me.

Sorry Angel City Farmers but this one was not it. Combustion great, ash looks pretty. Just artificial blue tasting blueberries, definitely not my favorite of your drop. Effects were decent enough but probably one of my least favorite from you guys right now. I will say decent nug size! Bud looked kinda a little on the stringier side, but either way. Just wasn’t the bag for me.

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Next upcoming reviews B Eazy Guz OGCM_Farms and Beazy collab Purple Fire OG

Next upcoming reviews B Eazy Guz OGCM_Farms and Beazy collab Purple Fire OG

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Hot take guys, ready? No one has ever since the beginning of time ever needed a curidor or a climate controlled system. I mean sheesh guys, we really taking this shit to the next level for real. This is not the way people, unless you’re planning on doing reviews 8 months later.

Hot take guys, ready? No one has ever since the beginning of time ever needed a curidor or a climate controlled system. I mean sheesh guys, we really taking this shit to the next level for real. This is not the way people, unless you’re planning on doing reviews 8 months later.

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This is Zello by Preferredgardens 22 dollars for the eighth. Extreme resin and fire, why should I buy your weed for so much more if this is smoking? Just keeping it a buck.

This is Zello by Preferredgardens 22 dollars for the eighth. Extreme resin and fire, why should I buy your weed for so much more if this is smoking? Just keeping it a buck.

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Looks like value score is now born, gonna have to get some ideas on how to implement it.

Looks like value score is now born, gonna have to get some ideas on how to implement it.

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Up the Hill | Undisclosed Up The Hill Effects aren’t as weak as some people on the internet claim, it gave me a nice strong upper head effect with a little bit on the arms. Definitely passed the bathroom 🚽 check, pushed them bowels out. I also caught myself staring at a wall for a good 20 seconds. This was a great citrus orange Z. Definitely more of a daytime, but I can see why someone would smoke this before bed, very mind numbing peak. Flavor: 13/15 Purity: 13/15 Expansion: 8/10 Mouth Coat: 8/10 Burn: 4/5 Stain: 7/10 Total: 53/65 Overall: 8.3/10 Round 1 That first hit was nothing crazy, but I’m definitely getting a nice orange inhale. It’s pretty sweet, and I really like the taste. There’s plenty of citrus flavor here, which is a great start. The stain, meh, not that good. It has a strange taste, not yuck but what. Expansion is decent, and purity is pretty good for the first round. This definitely has flavor, with orange being the standout. Round 2 The mouth coat is definitely coming through, and that orange character is really nice. This is a sweet cultivar with a somewhat fruity exhale that complements the citrusy inhale. Purity is nice, and the expansion makes sense. It's not going crazy in either direction, sitting comfortably in that middle ground. I'm not going to call the intensity mind blowing, but the coat is pretty damn good. The stain is still the weak point. It just isn't very well defined. Round 3 I'd call this the best round by far. The flavor is pretty strong, with that citrusy orange start carrying through nicely. Expansion picked up a bit here, which I enjoyed, while purity remained pretty decent with only a slight drop. The stain improved a little, bringing in a funky taste, but it's still the weakest category overall. There's a lot to like about the flavor and the way this cultivar develops, but the stain keeps it from reaching its full potential.
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Up the Hill | Undisclosed Up The Hill Effects aren’t as weak as some people on the internet claim, it gave me a nice strong upper head effect with a little bit on the arms. Definitely passed the bathroom 🚽 check, pushed them bowels out. I also caught myself staring at a wall for a good 20 seconds. This was a great citrus orange Z. Definitely more of a daytime, but I can see why someone would smoke this before bed, very mind numbing peak. Flavor: 13/15 Purity: 13/15 Expansion: 8/10 Mouth Coat: 8/10 Burn: 4/5 Stain: 7/10 Total: 53/65 Overall: 8.3/10 Round 1 That first hit was nothing crazy, but I’m definitely getting a nice orange inhale. It’s pretty sweet, and I really like the taste. There’s plenty of citrus flavor here, which is a great start. The stain, meh, not that good. It has a strange taste, not yuck but what. Expansion is decent, and purity is pretty good for the first round. This definitely has flavor, with orange being the standout. Round 2 The mouth coat is definitely coming through, and that orange character is really nice. This is a sweet cultivar with a somewhat fruity exhale that complements the citrusy inhale. Purity is nice, and the expansion makes sense. It's not going crazy in either direction, sitting comfortably in that middle ground. I'm not going to call the intensity mind blowing, but the coat is pretty damn good. The stain is still the weak point. It just isn't very well defined. Round 3 I'd call this the best round by far. The flavor is pretty strong, with that citrusy orange start carrying through nicely. Expansion picked up a bit here, which I enjoyed, while purity remained pretty decent with only a slight drop. The stain improved a little, bringing in a funky taste, but it's still the weakest category overall. There's a lot to like about the flavor and the way this cultivar develops, but the stain keeps it from reaching its full potential.

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