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Absolutely delighted to welcome the launch of a new low cost carrier to the airport today!

Absolutely delighted to welcome the launch of a new low cost carrier to the airport today!

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If you sneak up behind a 747 and clap your hands really loudly, they get so frightened they relieve themselves instantly.

If you sneak up behind a 747 and clap your hands really loudly, they get so frightened they relieve themselves instantly.

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I've had a bag of bolts on my desk all week. I've no idea what they're for, but I'm sure it will come to me.

I've had a bag of bolts on my desk all week. I've no idea what they're for, but I'm sure it will come to me.

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Slight delay on the 16:20 to Alicante due to a fuel leak. Shouldn't be long, Wayne reckons it'll be sorted in a few minutes using our high tech cleaning equipment. He might need to stop for a cigarette break though.

Slight delay on the 16:20 to Alicante due to a fuel leak. Shouldn't be long, Wayne reckons it'll be sorted in a few minutes using our high tech cleaning equipment. He might need to stop for a cigarette break though.

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Employee of the month goes to Brian from our Balloon Club! Caught his wife on the joystick of our Flight School Instructor, yet he still came to work. You'd never have known. Top Lad. 🏆

Employee of the month goes to Brian from our Balloon Club! Caught his wife on the joystick of our Flight School Instructor, yet he still came to work. You'd never have known. Top Lad. 🏆

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The new Valet parker seems to be fitting in well.

The new Valet parker seems to be fitting in well.

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Don't worry about Jet fuel running low this Summer folks, Benny in Maintenance has already cracked it. Flight times might be slightly longer.

Don't worry about Jet fuel running low this Summer folks, Benny in Maintenance has already cracked it. Flight times might be slightly longer.

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Just majestic. A triple salchow followed by a camel spin then an upright double. That's an easy 9.5 in the singles event and I can't wait to see him compete in the pairs.

Just majestic. A triple salchow followed by a camel spin then an upright double. That's an easy 9.5 in the singles event and I can't wait to see him compete in the pairs.

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Following the tariff model, we've found a fantastic way to make aircraft more aerodynamic so they can fly faster and use less fuel. #Yuge #Chynah

Following the tariff model, we've found a fantastic way to make aircraft more aerodynamic so they can fly faster and use less fuel. #Yuge #Chynah

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Very honoured to have the Boeing Dreamlifter in for a tyre change today. Oh ffs...

Very honoured to have the Boeing Dreamlifter in for a tyre change today. Oh ffs...

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Super. A couple of American tourists board a private plane for a quick hop across the channel to France. Oh ffs…

Super. A couple of American tourists board a private plane for a quick hop across the channel to France. Oh ffs…

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A lot of people ask us 'is it safe to land in fog?' Of course, with modern instruments and two qualified pilot's, it's really not a probPULL UP PULL UP FOR F**K'S SAKE...

A lot of people ask us 'is it safe to land in fog?' Of course, with modern instruments and two qualified pilot's, it's really not a probPULL UP PULL UP FOR F**K'S SAKE...

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My guess is that Bob from Freight does have some regrets.

My guess is that Bob from Freight does have some regrets.

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Flying 1st Class? Then why not take advantage of our complimentary valet parking? Simply drink as much free alcohol as you want, then have a go at parking an economy passenger's car.

Flying 1st Class? Then why not take advantage of our complimentary valet parking? Simply drink as much free alcohol as you want, then have a go at parking an economy passenger's car.

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Our sniffer dogs do more than patrol the terminal, they also check the outfield of the airport to make sur...oh ffs

Our sniffer dogs do more than patrol the terminal, they also check the outfield of the airport to make sur...oh ffs

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We lost a forklift from freight last night. Just going to review the security cameras, see if there are any clues.

We lost a forklift from freight last night. Just going to review the security cameras, see if there are any clues.

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Forget the 'Miracle of the Hudson.' This is the 'fu*k up in Folkestone.'

Forget the 'Miracle of the Hudson.' This is the 'fu*k up in Folkestone.'

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Told the new trainee that the rope was a pull start. He's been trying to fire up an A320 for the last 40 minutes. Bless.

Told the new trainee that the rope was a pull start. He's been trying to fire up an A320 for the last 40 minutes. Bless.

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We managed to skirt around the Middle East fuel shortage for Jeff Bezos. We supplemented his last order with fat from our McDonald's deep fryer. He'll never know.

We managed to skirt around the Middle East fuel shortage for Jeff Bezos. We supplemented his last order with fat from our McDonald's deep fryer. He'll never know.

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Want to go on Concorde? Well you still can. We're offering once in a lifetime return trips from the maintenance shed to the WH Smith in Terminal 1. Fares start from only £5,900. Book early to avoid disappointment.

Want to go on Concorde? Well you still can. We're offering once in a lifetime return trips from the maintenance shed to the WH Smith in Terminal 1. Fares start from only £5,900. Book early to avoid disappointment.

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Solemn moment here. The white smoke means the Ramp Agent's Conclave has selected a new Head of Baggage Handling, the successive line of Saint Sam Sonite.

Solemn moment here. The white smoke means the Ramp Agent's Conclave has selected a new Head of Baggage Handling, the successive line of Saint Sam Sonite.

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46,550 views • 15 days ago

When a BMW driver gets a pilot's licence.

When a BMW driver gets a pilot's licence.

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649,572 views • 1 year ago

This Virgin Atlantic pilot does a barrel roll to get a better look at the girls shooting a YouTube video. What a pervert.

This Virgin Atlantic pilot does a barrel roll to get a better look at the girls shooting a YouTube video. What a pervert.

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1,042,731 views • 3 years ago

So endearing. This little jet had a very heavy landing and broke its gear, so we're teaching it to fly again by building its confidence. Baby steps.

So endearing. This little jet had a very heavy landing and broke its gear, so we're teaching it to fly again by building its confidence. Baby steps.

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35,286 views • 1 month ago

Just radioed this pilot to let him know he’s left his right indicator on. What an idiot…

Just radioed this pilot to let him know he’s left his right indicator on. What an idiot…

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605,741 views • 3 years ago

That's the 14:12 from Alicante just landed. Apparently it had a Geordie Hen Party on board.

That's the 14:12 from Alicante just landed. Apparently it had a Geordie Hen Party on board.

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157,470 views • 1 year ago

When a BMW driver gets a pilot's licence.

When a BMW driver gets a pilot's licence.

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81,873 views • 9 months ago

'Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.' - Leonardo da Vinci.

'Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.' - Leonardo da Vinci.

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36,456 views • 1 year ago

Just radioed this pilot to let him know he’s left his right indicator on. What an idiot.

Just radioed this pilot to let him know he’s left his right indicator on. What an idiot.

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19,455 views • 11 months ago

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