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Scarlett Johansson just casually told this story on national television: “I was in using the bathroom… I guess I didn’t lock the door. And I went back to grab the toilet paper and my entire vagina was laid out. And yes, I said vagina. Deal with it. The guy opens the door, looks down and goes ‘Oh oh oh oh!’ Then I had to open the door and walk past the entire cabin of people that just heard me.” The Avengers panel completely lost it. Absolute chaos. This is why live TV still wins.
Vitalis😈3,005,533 views • 5 days ago
Sir Patrick Stewart thought he was circumcised his entire life. Hugh Jackman was dying hearing the story His wife told him he wasn’t. So the next day, during his annual check-up, while the doctor was “down there,” he casually asked: “I am circumcised… aren’t I?” The doctor looked again and said: “Not. I’m Jewish. I know the difference.” Hugh Jackman completely loses it on the couch. One of the most crazy stories ever told on television.
Vitalis😈1,240,974 views • 9 days ago
Tom Holland sat in the audience and asked Chris Pratt one simple question: “Of all the actors in the world… who is your favorite?” Chris: “Denzel.” Tom: “What about an actor whose name begins with Tom?” Chris: “Tom Cruise.” Tom: “What if his second name begins with an H?” Chris: “Hanks!” Tom keeps narrowing it down (British… younger… Avenger…) and Chris still refuses to say the one name Tom wants to hear. Pure gold.
Vitalis😈1,763,677 views • 16 days ago
Chris Evans just destroyed his brother on live television and Scott had zero idea it was happening. Jimmy asks: “What’s Scott’s most embarrassing childhood memory?” Chris locks in immediately: “Scott, as a kid, had bowel control issues… we’re skiing in New Hampshire… he’s like five… he pooped his pants… my dad dumped his underwear back on the mountain… he pooped again… then we’re in the lodge, down to just the snow pants, and he starts crying saying ‘it’s gonna happen’… and he didn’t make it.” Scott is sitting right next to him with headphones on, smiling like everything is fine, while Chris and Jimmy are completely gone. Then they make Scott answer the same question himself… and he tells a totally different story about begging his sister to pull over on the way home from rehearsal and still going in his pants. Chris is face-down. Jimmy is crying. The Roots look traumatized. This is peak sibling warfare.
Vitalis😈441,453 views • 20 days ago
"I know that armpit anywhere." The Avengers trying to identify each other’s biceps. Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth see one arm: Evans: “That’s RDJ? Shut up.” Hemsworth: “Since… when?” Then they show Mark Ruffalo his own arm. Mark: “That’s the most pathetic one there.” They were not ready.
Vitalis😈111,171 views • 16 days ago
“My wife is in the film… so that helps.” Tom Holland just dropped the most wholesome flex of the night. While talking about the physical cost of being Spider-Man, falling from wires at 18 and bouncing back, vs. needing a full stretch routine now. Seth mentions his own wife has zero patience for Spider-Man content. Tom’s reply is instant: “Yeah, my wife is in the film. Yeah, so that helps.” Tom Holland just casually dropped “my wife” on national television talking about Zendaya being in the new Spider-Man movie. From there he gets real. No Way Home felt like the perfect send-off with Tobey and Andrew. Coming back meant the responsibility to the fans got heavier, so he went deep into podcasts and online complaints to make sure they got exactly what they wanted. And the Jon Bernthal story? They’ve been friends since Tom was 17. Jon did his Spider-Man audition tape and forced him to stop being modest: “You gotta do the flip, bro.” This is Tom at his most honest and charming.
Vitalis😈117,459 views • 22 days ago
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