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There is a 100% chance that a good lad will wave a floppy dildo behind Kaveh Solhekol at the England v Mexico match.

There is a 100% chance that a good lad will wave a floppy dildo behind Kaveh Solhekol at the England v Mexico match.

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All you people down south complaining you've had no rain. My poor parched garden, my distressed wilting flowers, my ruined lawn that resembles scrubland. Well this is what rain looks like.

All you people down south complaining you've had no rain. My poor parched garden, my distressed wilting flowers, my ruined lawn that resembles scrubland. Well this is what rain looks like.

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Wonder if that Bald Is Best has watched this yet ?

Wonder if that Bald Is Best has watched this yet ?

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Sun's out today. So time to re-live great Wetherspoons beer garden fights. Weedy drunk bloke in black makes sarky comments to Biffa Bacon's mutha who explodes in rage.
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Sun's out today. So time to re-live great Wetherspoons beer garden fights. Weedy drunk bloke in black makes sarky comments to Biffa Bacon's mutha who explodes in rage.

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1,618,478 views • 5 months ago

Shaun Ryder and Bez effortessly taking the piss out of Jack Whitehall #Brits2026
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Shaun Ryder and Bez effortessly taking the piss out of Jack Whitehall #Brits2026

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989,096 views • 6 months ago

Bryan Robson is asked by a young lad which is his favourite game ever. You know the answer.
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Bryan Robson is asked by a young lad which is his favourite game ever. You know the answer.

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139,707 views • 1 month ago

Roy Keane lays into Amorim's system and the team. 1. The players have lost faith. 2. Luke Shaw has been getting away with murder for years. 3. There wasn't even one yellow card in the match. 4. These players should be coming off the pitch physically shattered. #MCIMUN
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Roy Keane lays into Amorim's system and the team. 1. The players have lost faith. 2. Luke Shaw has been getting away with murder for years. 3. There wasn't even one yellow card in the match. 4. These players should be coming off the pitch physically shattered. #MCIMUN

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918,710 views • 11 months ago

When the FA Youth Cup Final is held at Old Trafford, you get 67,000 ppl on. For £1. What are City thinking ? Kobbie Mainoo celebrating in the middle. Garnacho strutting off on his own down touchline at end of vid. Plus a pitch invader.
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When the FA Youth Cup Final is held at Old Trafford, you get 67,000 ppl on. For £1. What are City thinking ? Kobbie Mainoo celebrating in the middle. Garnacho strutting off on his own down touchline at end of vid. Plus a pitch invader.

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310,028 views • 4 months ago

It's exactly 29 years ago today Newcastle pinched a top class striker from under #MUFC's noses and unveiled him to 1000s of deluded Geordies. REMINDER: Shearer won f*#k all with them. Does this help explain why today's top strikers prefer going to Man United ?
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It's exactly 29 years ago today Newcastle pinched a top class striker from under #MUFC's noses and unveiled him to 1000s of deluded Geordies. REMINDER: Shearer won f*#k all with them. Does this help explain why today's top strikers prefer going to Man United ?

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352,677 views • 1 year ago

I wonder why Football Focus was cancelled. Two women presenting a TV programme about men's football...🤔
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I wonder why Football Focus was cancelled. Two women presenting a TV programme about men's football...🤔

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101,659 views • 4 months ago

I'd forgotten just how much Louise Wener was hot. The Indie music equiv of Debbie Harry. #totp
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I'd forgotten just how much Louise Wener was hot. The Indie music equiv of Debbie Harry. #totp

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346,269 views • 1 year ago

This is why Man City will not give up home advantage for FA Youth Cup Final. And want to stage it a women's stadium rather than Old Trafford. Cos they'd be massively outnumbered like the last time it was at OT. And junior Reds would be in their plastic faces.
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This is why Man City will not give up home advantage for FA Youth Cup Final. And want to stage it a women's stadium rather than Old Trafford. Cos they'd be massively outnumbered like the last time it was at OT. And junior Reds would be in their plastic faces.

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77,646 views • 4 months ago

Story of Busby babe 1958 FA Cup final shirt, lost but then found in daughter's garage.
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Story of Busby babe 1958 FA Cup final shirt, lost but then found in daughter's garage.

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147,937 views • 10 months ago

A Manchester United story...pensioners forced out out of their ST seats for corporate hospitality. The contempt in his voice. 👊
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A Manchester United story...pensioners forced out out of their ST seats for corporate hospitality. The contempt in his voice. 👊

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187,285 views • 1 year ago

This is the most embarrassing #MUFC video since Goldbridge played Dublin.
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This is the most embarrassing #MUFC video since Goldbridge played Dublin.

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174,777 views • 1 year ago

This is from Mickey A but was at the end of a video thread so maybe it got missed. Human League, Don't You Want Me to a train waitress. What United supporters are all about. Fantastic stuff on the way to Bilbao.
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This is from Mickey A but was at the end of a video thread so maybe it got missed. Human League, Don't You Want Me to a train waitress. What United supporters are all about. Fantastic stuff on the way to Bilbao.

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133,012 views • 1 year ago

Crazy stand-off in the Munich tunnel between TRA and official #MUFC heavies (stewards) who refuse to allow the HISTORY DIGNITY INTEGRITY flag into the ground before #MUNAVL yesterday. *Welcome to Old Trafford, we hope you enjoy your stay*
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Crazy stand-off in the Munich tunnel between TRA and official #MUFC heavies (stewards) who refuse to allow the HISTORY DIGNITY INTEGRITY flag into the ground before #MUNAVL yesterday. *Welcome to Old Trafford, we hope you enjoy your stay*

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72,575 views • 1 year ago

Man United away v Leeds.
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Man United away v Leeds.

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40,202 views • 8 months ago

No...this is the real Stretford End...you probably weren't even born, never mind being in there. No wonder the ground is full of twats nowadays
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No...this is the real Stretford End...you probably weren't even born, never mind being in there. No wonder the ground is full of twats nowadays

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62,604 views • 1 year ago

Was just on my way into the Stretford End this night 42 years ago. Easily the best Old Trafford match in my lifetime.
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Was just on my way into the Stretford End this night 42 years ago. Easily the best Old Trafford match in my lifetime.

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23,693 views • 5 months ago

Were you there ? Stretty groundside me. Tunnel.
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Were you there ? Stretty groundside me. Tunnel.

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31,115 views • 2 years ago

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