STONKS.FUN

is live on Robinhood Chain 🔔 Robinhood built the chain where stocks live onchain. We built the degenerate corner of it: a launchpad where memecoins pay dividends — and holders of $STONK get paid in actual Robinhood stock. It's the stock market's chain. So we made memes act like stocks: shares, shareholders, dividends. Not actual stocks. Actual fun. Real money. Every launchpad before this paid someone else — the deployer, the platform, the churner. The person who buys and stays always got nothing. We flipped it. There are three ways to get paid here. Pick your player. 🚀 𝟭 · 𝗟𝗮𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗶𝗻 → 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 𝟬.𝟱𝟬% 𝗼𝗳 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗲, 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 Anyone can launch. Free, one minute. Every coin comes out identical under the hood — same supply, same locked pool, same rules, enforced by contract. Nobody can launch a rigged one. Your cut isn't a launch fee. It's half of every trade's fee, for as long as your coin trades. A coin doing $1M daily volume pays its creator $5,000 a day. 📜 𝟮 · 𝗕𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 → 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 $𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗞𝗦 Hold 100,000 tokens of any coin and you hold a numbered share certificate. Earliest buyers get the lowest serials — #1–500 are founder certs, and rarer serials earn more. Freeze your certificates and you're a registered shareholder. From then on you earn $STONKS — equity in the platform itself — sized by how much real trading your coin generates. Back the right meme early, get paid in a claim on the whole casino. Frozen certs can't be sold — that's what makes it mean something. Unfreeze anytime. No lockups, no penalties. 🏛️ 𝟯 · 𝗢𝘄𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 → 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝗲 $𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗞𝗦, 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 $STONKS is the coin that owns the casino. Freeze $STONKS and you earn a slice of every coin's trading fees on the entire platform — every launch, every degen, every trade, claimable from your portfolio. And once a month, the part only possible on this chain: platform cash buys real HOOD stock — tokenized Robinhood shares, on Robinhood's own chain — and pays it to frozen $STONKS holders. You hold a memecoin. You collect stock in a $40B public company. Monthly. 🧮 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗵 (𝘀𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻) Every trade pays 1%. It splits three ways: 0.50% → the coin's creator 0.45% → the holder pot 0.05% → the protocol The two pots cross over — that's what makes it work: → The holder pot from every meme flows to frozen $STONKS holders. All of it. The platform doesn't keep the meme flow — the owners of the platform token do. → The holder pot from $STONKS itself flows back to registered meme holders, split by which coins actually generated fees. The best memes earn their believers the biggest share, measured in real trading, which can't be faked. Memes trade → $STONKS holders get paid $STONKS trades → the best memes' holders get paid Platform cash → buys HOOD stock for $STONKS holders, monthly $STONKS holders want your meme to win — it's their income. Meme believers want $STONKS to win — it's their payout. Nobody in the loop gets paid by churn, and nobody wins unless holders win. 🔒 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴-𝗯𝘂𝘁-𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 Every coin trades in a locked pool from block one. Liquidity can never be pulled — not by the creator, not by us, not by anyone. No bonding-curve switcheroo, no graduation rug, no admin keys. CA: 0x3F298f2b7306Bf9a9e7177Ca461C58c4c2FDfa4c 1,000,000,000 tokens · locked pool from block one · 30% treasury supply · 70% float

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