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Alex Andreou

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I write, act, sing, broadcast and cook. Occasionally, even for money. Podcast is @QuietRiotPod - please follow and subscribe. Find me @ https://t.co/NvoD65PERl

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Have a look at Melania, sporting a grim, stony "what the holy fuckpuffin was that?" face, until someone points a camera at her.

Have a look at Melania, sporting a grim, stony "what the holy fuckpuffin was that?" face, until someone points a camera at her.

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I, for one, am very grateful to President Trump for ending the war between Aber-Baysian and Albania. Too many people had died. Both Aber-Baysianese and Albanianianians.

I, for one, am very grateful to President Trump for ending the war between Aber-Baysian and Albania. Too many people had died. Both Aber-Baysianese and Albanianianians.

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Congratulations to the control box at the UN's media centre. That shot of Trump's senior team, locked in different frozen expression masks, while he spews climate change denial and white replacement theory is just amazing.

Congratulations to the control box at the UN's media centre. That shot of Trump's senior team, locked in different frozen expression masks, while he spews climate change denial and white replacement theory is just amazing.

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You may have missed this gem yesterday from which we learn that: 1. Betting shops are great for the mental health of struggling people. 2. Most drug-takers are not a problem. 3. Kids put tuppence in slot machines to get megarich. 4. Farage probably has a gambling industry donor.

You may have missed this gem yesterday from which we learn that: 1. Betting shops are great for the mental health of struggling people. 2. Most drug-takers are not a problem. 3. Kids put tuppence in slot machines to get megarich. 4. Farage probably has a gambling industry donor.

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*sound on* This is Andrea Jenkyns's ACTUAL singing entrance to the Reform UK conference. Utter crackpots. And anyone who thinks this kind of idiotic look-at-me amateurs are how this country will "rediscover its pride" needs to have a lie-down.

sound on This is Andrea Jenkyns's ACTUAL singing entrance to the Reform UK conference. Utter crackpots. And anyone who thinks this kind of idiotic look-at-me amateurs are how this country will "rediscover its pride" needs to have a lie-down.

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Amazingly that video Sunak and No.10 considered such a great idea that they paid our money to make, so brilliant as to commit to it being a monthly thing, and an hour later so embarrassing as to delete, was still in my phone cache… Let’s make sure this piece of art goes viral.

Amazingly that video Sunak and No.10 considered such a great idea that they paid our money to make, so brilliant as to commit to it being a monthly thing, and an hour later so embarrassing as to delete, was still in my phone cache… Let’s make sure this piece of art goes viral.

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NOTHING will prepare you for this 45-second story arc. From "I'm just doing this because I love the flag, it's totally grassroots, and I'm not part of anything political"... to who *actually gave him* the flags. Anyone who believes it is an innocent movement needs to see this.

NOTHING will prepare you for this 45-second story arc. From "I'm just doing this because I love the flag, it's totally grassroots, and I'm not part of anything political"... to who actually gave him the flags. Anyone who believes it is an innocent movement needs to see this.

683,051 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

Milei had to beg a bail-out. Already needs another. Argentina's economy is in a tailspin. Gov't bonds and peso in freefall. People starving, throwing rocks at him. Farage last year: "He's amazing. It's Thatcherism on steroids. Cutting and slashing. That's leadership." SHARE!

Milei had to beg a bail-out. Already needs another. Argentina's economy is in a tailspin. Gov't bonds and peso in freefall. People starving, throwing rocks at him. Farage last year: "He's amazing. It's Thatcherism on steroids. Cutting and slashing. That's leadership." SHARE!

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This happened in full view of Sky News cameras and a bunch of police just stood there. Why is THIS not on the news all day? Why don't we show people what these thugs are turning Britain into? I could only find it on the far right TikTok page that proudly boasted about the abuse.

This happened in full view of Sky News cameras and a bunch of police just stood there. Why is THIS not on the news all day? Why don't we show people what these thugs are turning Britain into? I could only find it on the far right TikTok page that proudly boasted about the abuse.

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Grooming gang survivor Ellie Reynolds encouraged by Farage to answer general Reform press Qs (this one about Pochin's comments). Profoundly irresponsible by Farage to expose her to this risk - and destroys his claim that "this is not a Reform or political proposal". NB "Sarah".

Grooming gang survivor Ellie Reynolds encouraged by Farage to answer general Reform press Qs (this one about Pochin's comments). Profoundly irresponsible by Farage to expose her to this risk - and destroys his claim that "this is not a Reform or political proposal". NB "Sarah".

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Whoops. Priti Patel. Sitting right there. Everyone else is mentioned, except her. Camera lingers. Priti trying to cover her seething - and failing. Is alienating your Shadown Foreign Sec wise, while knives are being sharpened?

Whoops. Priti Patel. Sitting right there. Everyone else is mentioned, except her. Camera lingers. Priti trying to cover her seething - and failing. Is alienating your Shadown Foreign Sec wise, while knives are being sharpened?

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I know this is immensely dangerous, frightening, and violent... BUT on another level it is also utterly hilarious in its groomed-beard-y, over-coiffed-y, teeth-veneered-y, pause-y, worst-ever Eastenders audition, for the part of Danny Dyer's angry vers-bottom gay brother vibe.

I know this is immensely dangerous, frightening, and violent... BUT on another level it is also utterly hilarious in its groomed-beard-y, over-coiffed-y, teeth-veneered-y, pause-y, worst-ever Eastenders audition, for the part of Danny Dyer's angry vers-bottom gay brother vibe.

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Farage reaction in full: "mY fEeLz aRe HuRt sO i DeMaNdZ aN eLeCtiOn" 😂😂😂 Who cares, you Putin-loving public-school grifting ponce? Just because the air is coming out of your tyres, doesn't mean you get to demand that the race start four years early. F-off back to Florida.

Farage reaction in full: "mY fEeLz aRe HuRt sO i DeMaNdZ aN eLeCtiOn" 😂😂😂 Who cares, you Putin-loving public-school grifting ponce? Just because the air is coming out of your tyres, doesn't mean you get to demand that the race start four years early. F-off back to Florida.

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