Alex Andreou

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I write, act, sing, broadcast and cook. Occasionally, even for money. Podcast is @QuietRiotPod - please follow and subscribe. Find me @ https://t.co/NvoD65PERl

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Have a look at Melania, sporting a grim, stony "what the holy fuckpuffin was that?" face, until someone points a camera at her.

I, for one, am very grateful to President Trump for ending the war between Aber-Baysian and Albania. Too many people had died. Both Aber-Baysianese and Albanianianians.

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Congratulations to the control box at the UN's media centre. That shot of Trump's senior team, locked in different frozen expression masks, while he spews climate change denial and white replacement theory is just amazing.

You may have missed this gem yesterday from which we learn that: 1. Betting shops are great for the mental health of struggling people. 2. Most drug-takers are not a problem. 3. Kids put tuppence in slot machines to get megarich. 4. Farage probably has a gambling industry donor.

*sound on* This is Andrea Jenkyns's ACTUAL singing entrance to the Reform UK conference. Utter crackpots. And anyone who thinks this kind of idiotic look-at-me amateurs are how this country will "rediscover its pride" needs to have a lie-down.

NOTHING will prepare you for this 45-second story arc. From "I'm just doing this because I love the flag, it's totally grassroots, and I'm not part of anything political"... to who *actually gave him* the flags. Anyone who believes it is an innocent movement needs to see this.

Milei had to beg a bail-out. Already needs another. Argentina's economy is in a tailspin. Gov't bonds and peso in freefall. People starving, throwing rocks at him. Farage last year: "He's amazing. It's Thatcherism on steroids. Cutting and slashing. That's leadership." SHARE!

Amazingly that video Sunak and No.10 considered such a great idea that they paid our money to make, so brilliant as to commit to it being a monthly thing, and an hour later so embarrassing as to delete, was still in my phone cache… Let’s make sure this piece of art goes viral.

This is HANDS DOWN the best thing I have ever heard a politician say about a result. "Well, we know that there's a recount. So, we know either that Andy Street has won or he has nearly won. Either result shows how well the Conservatives are doing." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Grooming gang survivor Ellie Reynolds encouraged by Farage to answer general Reform press Qs (this one about Pochin's comments). Profoundly irresponsible by Farage to expose her to this risk - and destroys his claim that "this is not a Reform or political proposal". NB "Sarah".

This happened in full view of Sky News cameras and a bunch of police just stood there. Why is THIS not on the news all day? Why don't we show people what these thugs are turning Britain into? I could only find it on the far right TikTok page that proudly boasted about the abuse.

Did you notice #LauraK say that, apparently, "for years, Labour *created* this story about Tory sleaze and corruption" and it's basically exactly the same as a British designer giving Rayner two dresses, in return for &lt;checks notes&gt; her wearing them. Enough of this nonsense now.

Whoops. Priti Patel. Sitting right there. Everyone else is mentioned, except her. Camera lingers. Priti trying to cover her seething - and failing. Is alienating your Shadown Foreign Sec wise, while knives are being sharpened?

Part of the reason why many people have a problem with Kuenssberg. There is a line between interrogating a policy and actively playing defence for the Tories - a defence which she ascribes to "viewers". Well, it's perfectly fair for viewers to say: Hang on! I don't think that!

Meanwhile, Farage admits he was "slightly inaccurate on the details", but says "the gist" of what he was saying was right. Because, APPARENTLY, bussing people to a protest is fundamentally the same as maintaining the peace when a group that wants to protest turns up. Snake.

You may have missed this "Farage Fillies" bit of the RefUK conference, hosted by the fragrant Allison Pearson, which included an incredible victimhood-embracing section around how mean people are being to them, including reading out nasty messages... after opening with THIS.

I know this is immensely dangerous, frightening, and violent... BUT on another level it is also utterly hilarious in its groomed-beard-y, over-coiffed-y, teeth-veneered-y, pause-y, worst-ever Eastenders audition, for the part of Danny Dyer's angry vers-bottom gay brother vibe.

This slow-moving crash is getting so little attention. Between fees, Brexit, and 'cracking down' on visas, unis anticipate a 37% drop in foreign students. And that means they may have to cut places for Brits! A perfect microcosm of how migration hysteria causes self-harm. ~AA

"The big orange elephant in the room we're all tiptoeing around is the fact that Mandelson was chosen for that position, to be the interface with the President, not despite his questionable connections and ephemeral morals, but because of them. Because he shares them with Trump."

Last night on Sky News, I shared some thoughts on homelessness being a "lifestyle choice", as someone who has experienced it. I know this government is exhausting and infuriating, but we simply must keep standing our ground and making our arguments, with patience and logic.

Look at this timeline - all joining in, from BBC/ITV to Guardian/FT. The only news in the world. Amplifying, building, confecting outrage. In a year, they’ll all be hand-wringing about “the rise of the far right” and writing think-pieces on how it could possibly have happened.🤔

sound on This is Andrea Jenkyns's ACTUAL singing entrance to the Reform UK conference. Utter crackpots. And anyone who thinks this kind of idiotic look-at-me amateurs are how this country will "rediscover its pride" needs to have a lie-down.

NOTHING will prepare you for this 45-second story arc. From "I'm just doing this because I love the flag, it's totally grassroots, and I'm not part of anything political"... to who actually gave him the flags. Anyone who believes it is an innocent movement needs to see this.

Did you notice #LauraK say that, apparently, "for years, Labour created this story about Tory sleaze and corruption" and it's basically exactly the same as a British designer giving Rayner two dresses, in return for <checks notes> her wearing them. Enough of this nonsense now.