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This is the place in the North West of England It’s ace, it’s the best and the songs that we sing from the stands, from our bands set the whole planet shaking

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- Who was that Good Morning Britain presenter who got caught shoplifting in the Oasis brothers’ local Tesco’s in Parrswood in south Manchester? I can’t think of his name - Oh wait - It was definitely Madeley Irony being tested to its limit

Evel Knievel… the Farage years Well this might just be the most tragic thing I’ve seen since ecumenical Jedi Russell Brand released his book on Christianity and then couldn’t pick a Bible verse out of the 7,957 available to save his own life

Here’s the latest scenes from Sunderland where a crowd of incredibly thick people are doing the bidding of a select group of politicians and alleged journalists who wouldn’t even sit next to them on the train Britain has a stupidity problem.

The day before an election and every single one of Farage’s team of societal miscreants are avoiding the media like they owe it money It’s tragic All to dodge even basic scrutiny into Nigel’s £5 million sweetheart deal with his chief donor in Thailand

I was minding my own business quietly suing Strictly because I got the lowest ever vote share in a public vote, so it was clearly a leftist coup… and the next thing Bosh… my oversized skull turned into a massive helmet’ Thomas Skinner

Led by Donkeys are absolute Jedis… Word coming out that they’ve been arrested outside Windsor Castle after projecting a film highlighting Trump’s close relationship with world’s most prolific pedophile Jeffrey Epstein onto the walls of the Castle 🔥 👌

Here’s Daily Show legend Jon Stewart summing up the Reform Party conference in one breath #FarageRiots

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The ICE agent murderer desperately crying out ‘where’s the gun?’ It was an iPhone I don’t go much on religion but I seriously hope that these people are judged by their maker Donald Trump’s America

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Trump telling a room full of school children that his approval ratings are at 100%, the Iranians are mentally deranged, the 2020 election was stolen, and that Barack ‘Hussein’ Obama is the enemy… We call it utter lunacy Republicans call it Tuesday

Whilst we’re on the subject of MPs self medicating during business hours Never a bad time to wheel out this Michael Gove classic from the inimitable Jim Nauseum 2.0 👌👏

Isabel Oakeshott who you’ll recall screeched like a banshee thrice daily for months on end to get Angela Rayner to resign, is here crying because a right wing newspaper has ran two fully researched and accurate stories about Tice’s ongoing tax shittery

‘I can’t run a successful campaign in just 6 weeks and under no circumstances will I be performing a U-turn on my position’ Right up until the 3rd of June when ‘BAM’… Nigel Farage had his road to Damascus moment in the form of a £5 million quid parcel 📦

Charlie Stayt putting the Tories’ ever-adolescent leader Kemi Badenoch back in her box after she spouts a load of misinformation about the British military’s involvement in the operation in Iran You just love to see it 👌

Why are there never any headache tablets in the British army? Cos the Paras eat ‘em all… Tylenol stock nosedived overnight after Dr Donald Trump, or to give him his full medical title, Donald Trump trashed the brand live on tv Follow the money 💰

Robert Jenrick looking like he’s chewing on boiled shite as an audience member tears shreds off him and his buddies’ lurid little tax scams which they try calling fake news while blaming all that’s wrong with Britain on refugees and the poor #bbcqt

Reform candidate declares herself a captain of British business… because she ran a pub in Spain for 20 years 👀 Presumably that fell apart like so many other British bars in Spain when Brexit removed the flow of U.K. staff into the EU

Pat McFadden nails it here There was no measure to the speed at which Kuenssberg brought Mandelson onto her show when it suited her, and not once did she mention Epstein Two wrongs don’t make a right but hypocrisy is strong in this one #bbclaurak

‘At that time Nigel Farage hat no intention of coming back into politics so why should he have to declare the £5 million quid that miraculously changed his mind?’ cries Cyril Smear here Tice is one snidey little shitehawk who’s only in it for pure greed

If you’re one of the slack jawed flagwizards who’s handed their hard earned cash over to a man who literally snorted the last £100k donated by morons to his Save ‘are’ Women and Kids nostril fund, you’ll probably love this Tommy Robinson exists to grift

‘I knew absolutely nothing about hatstand crazy disgraced former Prime Minister Liz Truss planning to stop free cancer treatment on the NHS to find the money she needed for her unfunded tax cuts… for I was only her Health Secretary’ Robert Jenrick

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Here’s faux angry dimbo Isabel Oakeshott claiming the business her creepy boyfriend is an MP for, the Reform Party is gonna privately prosecute the non white people involved in the Manchester airport clash with police I’m actually embarrassed for her

Despite what you may have been told by the likes of Professor Brian Cox… stupidity does have an elastic limit, and I’m not even remotely shocked that Isabel Oakeshott turned out to be proof apparent Thicker than the frames on Jack Duckworth’s glasses

Nathan Gill here on live television confirming that he’d just had lunch with Nigel Farage who you’ll recall claims he’s never heard of him Awks level: Chesney

If this kid plays his cards right he could be leader of the opposition come the morning after the next general election 🃏

It’s like an omnishambles wrapped in a thunder-tragedy tied up in a fucktangle What a time to have ears… Somewhere down the line, some genius told this woman that she could sing and write lyrics… It was probably one of the voices in her head I’d bet

Led by Donkeys are absolute Jedis… Word coming out that they’ve been arrested outside Windsor Castle after projecting a film highlighting Trump’s close relationship with world’s most prolific pedophile Jeffrey Epstein onto the walls of the Castle 🔥 👌

‘The Brexit Party was the most diverse party in British political history’ Nigel Farage To date, 12 convicted child rapists Hat tip to the Uber talented Andrew Marr who’s been a revelation since he left the BBC Unphased by Nigel Farage’s shittery

Breaking News 🗞️ Twice disgraced former Home Secretary and careerist gobshite Suella Braverman reported to be the first living person to have two arseholes after having a new one torn for her live on GB News by Fiona Lali You just love to see it 👌