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Relive the best quotes of Survivor, over and over again. But the real question is how does that resonate with you in the bedroom?

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“Men against women, it’s perfect. I can outsmart eight men a hell of a lot quicker than I can outsmart eight women. Women stick together. They’re thick as thieves. Men are deceiving, mischievous, untrusting human beings. Men, I can manipulate.” #Survivor

“Men against women, it’s perfect. I can outsmart eight men a hell of a lot quicker than I can outsmart eight women. Women stick together. They’re thick as thieves. Men are deceiving, mischievous, untrusting human beings. Men, I can manipulate.” #Survivor

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One of my favorite moments in the history of Survivor blindsides is when Andrea was voted out, deemed Cirie as being responsible and promptly tickled her. #Survivor #SurvivorGameChangers

One of my favorite moments in the history of Survivor blindsides is when Andrea was voted out, deemed Cirie as being responsible and promptly tickled her. #Survivor #SurvivorGameChangers

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Let's take a moment to appreciate the fact that Amanda played 3 seasons of Survivor and it wasn't until her 108th day of playing that she was voted off. 39 Days in China 39 Days in Micronesia 30 in Heroes vs Villains An amazing record that won't realistically ever be beaten

Let's take a moment to appreciate the fact that Amanda played 3 seasons of Survivor and it wasn't until her 108th day of playing that she was voted off. 39 Days in China 39 Days in Micronesia 30 in Heroes vs Villains An amazing record that won't realistically ever be beaten

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One of my favorite little funny moments between gabby pascuzzi and Christian Hubicki "Do you want to play with me?" "Play with you? Oh in the sand?" "No, do you want to play this game with me." #Survivor #SurvivorDavidVsGoliath #Survivor50

One of my favorite little funny moments between gabby pascuzzi and Christian Hubicki "Do you want to play with me?" "Play with you? Oh in the sand?" "No, do you want to play this game with me." #Survivor #SurvivorDavidVsGoliath #Survivor50

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“F*CK YOU BRAD CULPEPPER” #Survivor #SurvivorBloodvsWater

“F*CK YOU BRAD CULPEPPER” #Survivor #SurvivorBloodvsWater

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“I haven’t had a cigarette. You know, I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day for 20 years, and I haven’t had a cigarette in like, 31 hours. I mean, I’m just at the end of my rope. I’m fried.” 🚬 #Survivor #SurvivorExileIsland

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“I haven’t had a cigarette. You know, I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day for 20 years, and I haven’t had a cigarette in like, 31 hours. I mean, I’m just at the end of my rope. I’m fried.” 🚬 #Survivor #SurvivorExileIsland

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This was my favorite line of the episode. “There’s a creek that goes right through my farm, and I’ll sometimes go down there for hours and skip rocks throw ‘em at trees.” Like what 😭 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

This was my favorite line of the episode. “There’s a creek that goes right through my farm, and I’ll sometimes go down there for hours and skip rocks throw ‘em at trees.” Like what 😭 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

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"I mean, let's face it, he's like a bandy-legged little troll who, you know, sort of, like, scampers around with his tooth missing and, you know, is in and out of the bushes and never washes." #Survivor

"I mean, let's face it, he's like a bandy-legged little troll who, you know, sort of, like, scampers around with his tooth missing and, you know, is in and out of the bushes and never washes." #Survivor

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"I'm voting for Russell, because I've been waiting to take him down for thirty days. Thirty days too long. It's time for revenge. This is for Courtney. Boston Rob. Tyson...and even Coach, who I don't care about. But I'll stick him in there too." #Survivor

"I'm voting for Russell, because I've been waiting to take him down for thirty days. Thirty days too long. It's time for revenge. This is for Courtney. Boston Rob. Tyson...and even Coach, who I don't care about. But I'll stick him in there too." #Survivor

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"Middle of the night, I hear a kiss sound, and I was like, 'Y’all can’t be for real.' You stink. Your mouth is nasty. You got sand in your drawers, and you kissing somebody. That’s disgusting!" #Survivor #SurvivorMvGX

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"Middle of the night, I hear a kiss sound, and I was like, 'Y’all can’t be for real.' You stink. Your mouth is nasty. You got sand in your drawers, and you kissing somebody. That’s disgusting!" #Survivor #SurvivorMvGX

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The smug looks on their faces evaporating instantaneously once the first Edgardo vote rolls in is pure cinema. #Survivor #SurvivorFiji

The smug looks on their faces evaporating instantaneously once the first Edgardo vote rolls in is pure cinema. #Survivor #SurvivorFiji

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The always iconic argument between Penner and Candice "...You know what? That's bollocks, and you know it..." “…Yeah, because you're trying to weasel your way in somehow." “…I'm saying you're trying to weasel your way in. ‘Weasel’ is a verb in this situation." #Survivor #SurvivorCookIslands

The always iconic argument between Penner and Candice "...You know what? That's bollocks, and you know it..." “…Yeah, because you're trying to weasel your way in somehow." “…I'm saying you're trying to weasel your way in. ‘Weasel’ is a verb in this situation." #Survivor #SurvivorCookIslands

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"Sondra heading to the sand!" "Dig like your name! Sandddddra!" #Survivor #SurvivorPearlIslands

"Sondra heading to the sand!" "Dig like your name! Sandddddra!" #Survivor #SurvivorPearlIslands

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Bring this energy back to FTC please. “All I have to say, somebody sure as hell raised you good to be a New York City river rat. And as far as I’m concerned, you can go back to New York City gutters and go back into the black hole that you came from.” #Survivor

Bring this energy back to FTC please. “All I have to say, somebody sure as hell raised you good to be a New York City river rat. And as far as I’m concerned, you can go back to New York City gutters and go back into the black hole that you came from.” #Survivor

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Romber surviving the final 5 of All Stars shows how great Boston Rob is. He knows that it's in Big Tom's best interest to flip and vote with Rupert and Jenna and Tom knows that too. So what does Rob do? He instigates a fight between the Tom and Rupert. Not an idol in sight! Boston Rob #Survivor #SurvivorAllStars

Romber surviving the final 5 of All Stars shows how great Boston Rob is. He knows that it's in Big Tom's best interest to flip and vote with Rupert and Jenna and Tom knows that too. So what does Rob do? He instigates a fight between the Tom and Rupert. Not an idol in sight! Boston Rob #Survivor #SurvivorAllStars

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I’ve always loved Tracy’s words in the Rites of Passage. “Even if it’s 20 days, 20 days may not seem like a lot of time. But when the rains hitting you for 9.5 hours you can’t be that same person any longer. Because you have just you and the elements. I’m not the same person any longer… and I don’t think I ever want to be again.” #Survivor #SurvivorMicronesia

I’ve always loved Tracy’s words in the Rites of Passage. “Even if it’s 20 days, 20 days may not seem like a lot of time. But when the rains hitting you for 9.5 hours you can’t be that same person any longer. Because you have just you and the elements. I’m not the same person any longer… and I don’t think I ever want to be again.” #Survivor #SurvivorMicronesia

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Petition to bring back challenges like this. Ibrehem was NOT messing around. #Survivor #SurvivorPalau

Petition to bring back challenges like this. Ibrehem was NOT messing around. #Survivor #SurvivorPalau

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"I'm voting for Russell, because I've been waiting to take him down for thirty days. Thirty days too long. It's time for revenge. This is for Courtney, Boston Rob, Tyson...and even Coach, who I don't care about. But I'll stick him in there too." #Survivor #SurvivorHvV

"I'm voting for Russell, because I've been waiting to take him down for thirty days. Thirty days too long. It's time for revenge. This is for Courtney, Boston Rob, Tyson...and even Coach, who I don't care about. But I'll stick him in there too." #Survivor #SurvivorHvV

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It’s the little puff of dirt that cracks me up the most. #Survivor #SurvivorFiji

It’s the little puff of dirt that cracks me up the most. #Survivor #SurvivorFiji

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We don't deserve the hilariousness that is Tyson "I really do like Aras. He’s a great guy, he’s funny. He’s a little out-there on his, uh, zen-type beliefs because I just have zero beliefs, except for magic. I believe in magic, it’s awesome." 🎩 #Survivor #SurvivorBloodVsWater

We don't deserve the hilariousness that is Tyson "I really do like Aras. He’s a great guy, he’s funny. He’s a little out-there on his, uh, zen-type beliefs because I just have zero beliefs, except for magic. I believe in magic, it’s awesome." 🎩 #Survivor #SurvivorBloodVsWater

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Shane in a moment of pure bliss after having his first cigarette in 15 days #Survivor #SurvivorExileIsland
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Shane in a moment of pure bliss after having his first cigarette in 15 days #Survivor #SurvivorExileIsland

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a very sensitive area, especially when you're competing in a tough Survivor challenge. #Survivor #SurvivorWorldsApart
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a very sensitive area, especially when you're competing in a tough Survivor challenge. #Survivor #SurvivorWorldsApart

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Rudy on the morning of Day 2 realizing that it's a social game, and he has to be the one to change to avoid being an outsider. "I gotta fit in, not them. You know, there's more of them than there is of me." #Survivor #SurvivorBorneo
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Rudy on the morning of Day 2 realizing that it's a social game, and he has to be the one to change to avoid being an outsider. "I gotta fit in, not them. You know, there's more of them than there is of me." #Survivor #SurvivorBorneo

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82,163 views • 4 days ago

I wish they would have brought back this challenge and this question for 50. “Who does not deserve to be an all star?” #Survivor #Survivor50
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I wish they would have brought back this challenge and this question for 50. “Who does not deserve to be an all star?” #Survivor #Survivor50

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394,046 views • 20 days ago

Aubry handled this whole situation with composure, class and genuine grace. It takes such an emotional toll to play this game, and us fans can hardly imagine. Aubry knows how Jonathan is hurting, she’s felt it too. Survivor is real.
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Aubry handled this whole situation with composure, class and genuine grace. It takes such an emotional toll to play this game, and us fans can hardly imagine. Aubry knows how Jonathan is hurting, she’s felt it too. Survivor is real.

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67,756 views • 5 days ago

26 years ago tonight, the Tagi tribe attended Tribal Council, where Sonja Christopher became the very first person to hear the iconic words, "The tribe has spoken," forever changing the lexicon of reality TV. #Survivor #SurvivorBorneo
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26 years ago tonight, the Tagi tribe attended Tribal Council, where Sonja Christopher became the very first person to hear the iconic words, "The tribe has spoken," forever changing the lexicon of reality TV. #Survivor #SurvivorBorneo

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54,145 views • 4 days ago

Jawan thinks he’s pulled off a successful blindside on Savannah. But as the vote count starts to flip, Savannah’s sly smile turns into a full on taunt. You think you had me? Guess again. Goosebumps. #Survivor #Survivor49
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Jawan thinks he’s pulled off a successful blindside on Savannah. But as the vote count starts to flip, Savannah’s sly smile turns into a full on taunt. You think you had me? Guess again. Goosebumps. #Survivor #Survivor49

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"You know what Jeff? I think it would be downright depressing to sit and watch green bananas turn yellow without my debaucherous little villains. So Sandra that's for you....And Jeff? I'd just like to increase our odds. So Jerri, this one's for you too!" #Survivor
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"You know what Jeff? I think it would be downright depressing to sit and watch green bananas turn yellow without my debaucherous little villains. So Sandra that's for you....And Jeff? I'd just like to increase our odds. So Jerri, this one's for you too!" #Survivor

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25 years ago tonight, over 45 million people tuned in after the Super Bowl to watch as 16 strangers were stranded in the Australian Outback to begin the adventure of a lifetime. 42 Days. 16 People. 1 Survivor. #Survivor
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25 years ago tonight, over 45 million people tuned in after the Super Bowl to watch as 16 strangers were stranded in the Australian Outback to begin the adventure of a lifetime. 42 Days. 16 People. 1 Survivor. #Survivor

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Dani "hacking" the fire-making challenge in Australian Survivor: Brains vs Brawns might just be one of my favorite things. #Survivor #SurvivorAU
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Dani "hacking" the fire-making challenge in Australian Survivor: Brains vs Brawns might just be one of my favorite things. #Survivor #SurvivorAU

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710,171 views • 5 months ago

Before Heated Rivalry there was Survivor Samoa. #Survivor #HeatedRivalry #SurvivorSamoa
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Before Heated Rivalry there was Survivor Samoa. #Survivor #HeatedRivalry #SurvivorSamoa

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Cirie and Parvati’s Lyft commercial #Survivor #Survivor50
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Cirie and Parvati’s Lyft commercial #Survivor #Survivor50

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We don’t talk enough about truly insane this moment was. #Survivor #SurvivorGhostIsland
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We don’t talk enough about truly insane this moment was. #Survivor #SurvivorGhostIsland

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When Cirie Fields played The Traitors so hard that she made Arie quit. She earned every cent of that $250,000. 👑 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
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When Cirie Fields played The Traitors so hard that she made Arie quit. She earned every cent of that $250,000. 👑 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

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"And if given the choice of Tyson or Boston Rob over, say, Courtney, I think 99 out of 100 people would probably pick Tyson or Boston Rob-- no disrespect." "Thank you, Jeffrey." "Courtney, you've sat out a majority of the challenges." "That's what the team wanted to do. I don't have a big ego that has to go and run and play in every single thing. I wasn't a part of the decision to vote out Tyson or Rob, so I'm sad that they're both gone. But insulting me is not going to bring them back." #Survivor #SurvivorHeroesvsVillains
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"And if given the choice of Tyson or Boston Rob over, say, Courtney, I think 99 out of 100 people would probably pick Tyson or Boston Rob-- no disrespect." "Thank you, Jeffrey." "Courtney, you've sat out a majority of the challenges." "That's what the team wanted to do. I don't have a big ego that has to go and run and play in every single thing. I wasn't a part of the decision to vote out Tyson or Rob, so I'm sad that they're both gone. But insulting me is not going to bring them back." #Survivor #SurvivorHeroesvsVillains

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Boston Rob finds a clue to an idol that he already has, so what’s the best way to dispose of it? “But it really doesn’t even matter what it says because I already have the idol, so...might as well just throw it away... in the volcano! Bye-bye!” 🌋 Boston Rob #Survivor
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Boston Rob finds a clue to an idol that he already has, so what’s the best way to dispose of it? “But it really doesn’t even matter what it says because I already have the idol, so...might as well just throw it away... in the volcano! Bye-bye!” 🌋 Boston Rob #Survivor

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I’ll never get over how incredible this confessional is. 🐘 #Survivor #SurvivorGabon
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I’ll never get over how incredible this confessional is. 🐘 #Survivor #SurvivorGabon

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523,739 views • 11 months ago

Cirie Fields ate those faithfuls up and left absolutely zero crumbs. That is how you play to win. 100% or nothing. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
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Cirie Fields ate those faithfuls up and left absolutely zero crumbs. That is how you play to win. 100% or nothing. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

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186,114 views • 4 months ago

When Caryn and Stephenie used their superior sense of smell to win Jeff’s game of chance at the Survivor auction. #Survivor #SurvivorPalau
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When Caryn and Stephenie used their superior sense of smell to win Jeff’s game of chance at the Survivor auction. #Survivor #SurvivorPalau

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61,377 views • 1 month ago

"People ask me if Survivor is fun. I tell them, hell no! It ain't fun. Going on a cruise is fun. Going fishing it fun. Going to play golf is fun. This ain't fun. Look at me. Goll-E!" 🛳️ #Survivor #SurvivorCambodia
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"People ask me if Survivor is fun. I tell them, hell no! It ain't fun. Going on a cruise is fun. Going fishing it fun. Going to play golf is fun. This ain't fun. Look at me. Goll-E!" 🛳️ #Survivor #SurvivorCambodia

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