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Christopher David

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Aerospace, semiconductors, medical lab science, feral nerds, USNA '88

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Many of you don't know this, but this is me. In 2020. Any of you fuckers who voted for Trump in 2024 have either memory problems, or brain damage.

Many of you don't know this, but this is me. In 2020. Any of you fuckers who voted for Trump in 2024 have either memory problems, or brain damage.

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There are over 11,000 of these insane deathtraps already on our roads. This Cybertruck accelerated unexpectedly right into a neighbor's house, while the owner had his foot firmly the break. In fact, the last 50 feet the back wheels were locked up and it still wouldn't stop.

There are over 11,000 of these insane deathtraps already on our roads. This Cybertruck accelerated unexpectedly right into a neighbor's house, while the owner had his foot firmly the break. In fact, the last 50 feet the back wheels were locked up and it still wouldn't stop.

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Point blank, there is no existing defense against this capability. None. No other country has actively demonstrated this capability in combat, except Iran.

Point blank, there is no existing defense against this capability. None. No other country has actively demonstrated this capability in combat, except Iran.

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Trump doesn't play golf anymore and he's really gaining weight. And I'm sure he's still eating his normal 5,000 cal/day diet. He just waddles around now in a dementia induced haze. Seriously looks like shit and it isn't going to be long now.

Trump doesn't play golf anymore and he's really gaining weight. And I'm sure he's still eating his normal 5,000 cal/day diet. He just waddles around now in a dementia induced haze. Seriously looks like shit and it isn't going to be long now.

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I laugh at every mouthbreathing moron who bought one of these pieces of shit. 🤣 The whole truck is basically glued together.

I laugh at every mouthbreathing moron who bought one of these pieces of shit. 🤣 The whole truck is basically glued together.

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I've marched in more military parades than I even care to remember. Probably watched dozens more as a spectator. And this is easily the worst and sloppiest marching I've ever witnessed at a formal military parade. It feels like a big "fuck you" to Trump from the soldiers.

I've marched in more military parades than I even care to remember. Probably watched dozens more as a spectator. And this is easily the worst and sloppiest marching I've ever witnessed at a formal military parade. It feels like a big "fuck you" to Trump from the soldiers.

Christopher David

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Welcome to the World Cup, foreign tourists!

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Welcome to the World Cup, foreign tourists!

Christopher David

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None of these mask wearing MFers have ever served this country a day in their lives.

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None of these mask wearing MFers have ever served this country a day in their lives.

Christopher David

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Hollywood is so cooked.

Hollywood is so cooked.

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Elon Musk doesn't think it will be very difficult to survive on Mars! 🤦 The atmosphere is >99% vacuum, it's colder than Antarctica, the sun is less than half as intense on Earth, and the soil is toxic. What a maroon.

Elon Musk doesn't think it will be very difficult to survive on Mars! 🤦 The atmosphere is >99% vacuum, it's colder than Antarctica, the sun is less than half as intense on Earth, and the soil is toxic. What a maroon.

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Typical Wankpanzer driver. 🙄

Typical Wankpanzer driver. 🙄

Christopher David

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Quick recap of Starship flight #9: Booster blew up on reentry. Starship failed to deploy Starlink simulator satellites because the pod bay doors wouldn't open. A short time later it then lost attitude control, started spinning wildly and burned up. Did I miss anything?

Quick recap of Starship flight #9: Booster blew up on reentry. Starship failed to deploy Starlink simulator satellites because the pod bay doors wouldn't open. A short time later it then lost attitude control, started spinning wildly and burned up. Did I miss anything?

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Elon is just saving time and blowing them up on the ground now.

Elon is just saving time and blowing them up on the ground now.

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Oh my god. 🤦🤦🤦 I just can't anymore. This dude's first Cybertruck failed completely, and he complained enough publicly that Tesla finally gave him a brand new one. Now the second one is completely dead. When will these Elon fanbois learn? It's a cult, folks.

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