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The OFFICIAL Turtleboy War Room. Survivor of the Turtleboy Wars. Fighting for the protection of the Commander. (UNAFFILIATED WITH TURTLEBOY)
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GUILTY CONSCIOUS: Turtleboy drops TRUTH BOMB on Michael Proctor post-hospitalization: “If you’re in mental hell right now, if you’re really feeling suicidal- don’t do it first of all […] I’m really glad that you’re feeling that low cause you deserve to feel that low” (11/02/25)
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NEW: Immediately following the conclusion of Turtleboy’s hearing today, Meredith O’Neil’s (5150’s) attorney, Thomas Anthony Dougherty, SHOCKINGLY STRIKES Tom Derosier’s camera after COMMANDING her and Gayley Walbrecht 🌈 to walk: Attorney Dougherty: “You don’t wanna go with me, bro.”
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FOSTER CARE: Turtleboy OBLITERATES Kate Peter for ABSURDLY commenting on others’ parenting despite losing 2 kids to the state: “If you're dumb enough to believe a person like that, you're too stupid to be here. You can't be around here anymore. You're too r*tarded.” (02/17/22)
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DEMOCRACY: Flashback to when Turtleboy was listed as a witness for the Commonwealth and polled his viewers on whether or not he should testify (8/17/2024): “I’ll do what the chat says. I respect the chat. My lawyers cost money, you guys give me money. I’ll do what you do.” 😂
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AT LARGE: Turtleboy comments on a weird picture of a young, obese Michael Proctor and his sister: “Look at this fat f*ck. Look at him. Look at how the parents dress these two. THAT’S the real crime.” “If you told me she could play the tuba, I wouldn’t be surprised. (03/15/25)
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LIBERTY: Turtleboy OWNS chatter saying “calm down” and defends 1st amendment: “I am not going to just voluntarily give up this freedom that all these people fought and died for because of Auntie f*cking Bev - some mediocre South Shore trash bag who became a judge.” (06/14/24)
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ILLOGICAL: Turtleboy deconstructs the MORONIC logic of people who think Karen Read is guilty: “‘Let’s just get the feds in here. Let’s just get the feds in here.’ Guilty people don’t invite the FEDS in. That is the most obvious tell Karen Read is innocent.” (12/30/25)
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How the Karen Read Lifetime Movie portrays Aidan Kearney's legal free speech Rolling Rally!
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GRAVE CONCERNS: Turtleboy TORCHES thin-skinned viewer complaining that his conduct “unprofessional” 💀: “Wait ‘til you hear about my 50 favorite ways that I fantasize about you dying.” “Number one: I would bury you alive while you’re yelling ‘This is inappropriate!’” (08/16/25)
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GIVE UP: Turtleboy ROASTS viewer asking him to watch his parody: “Okay so I watched 10 seconds of your video and it sucks! And I will not be sharing it.” “And you should get out of the parody business my dude […] whatever time you spent making that video is wasted.” (06/02/25)
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THE WRONG PLACE: Turtleboy SHUTS DOWN viewer complaining that he should apologize after AVtothe7thPower BOMBS interview: “And if you think you're getting an apology from me, you have come to the wrong place, my friend. […] So, go f*ck yourself and die in a hole.” (07/19/25)
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LOSER: Turtleboy UNLOADS on Hank Brennan after Brennan’s HUMILIATING loss to Karen Read in her retrial: “Every time you looked at me in court Spanky, you gave me that whole look like, ‘I’m some big bad f*ckin cowboy.’ You’re a big bad p*ssy. That’s what you are.” (06/19/25)
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AWKWARD: Within seconds of joining the Karen Read fundraiser, Karen Read’s father is interrupted by ‘rapper’ James Jackson to ask about his gold chain: “Are you wearing your gold chain tonight over that turtleneck? Alright I’ll just pull mine out. Now I can pull mine out.”
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Doctor Turtleboy responds to INSANE Turtlechat asking if he sees John O’Keefe in the back of Brian Higgins’ car in the Canton PD surveillance: “What you just said is f*cking r*tarded. And the quicker you get that thought outta your head, the less r*tarded you will be” (05/24/25)
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NOT A THREAT: Turtleboy GOES OFF on MORONIC Court TV contributor that thinks Karen Read is guilty: “F*ck that piece of shit. F*ck him, f*ck his wife, f*ck his kids. I hope they all f*ckin burn in hell. I can say that cause he’s not a witness - he’s not Brian Tully.” (06/16/25)
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GUTLESS: Turtleboy completely CLOCKS Judge Bev Cannone after she rules that Karen Read’s team violated Rule 14: “Auntie Bev is a lot of things. She's a c*nt. She's a horrible person. She's evil- all this sh*t. But more than anything, […] she is a gutless coward.” (03/18/25)
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RATCHET MADNESS: A belligerent Boston Brandi threatens Turtleboy during an UNHINGED CRASHOUT after refusing to condemn the release of texts harmful to Karen Read: “I’ll f*ckin take one for the team. I’ll get bail money […] for when I slap you in ya f*ckin mouf.” (03/10/26)
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GOOD LUCK: Turtleboy ABSOLUTELY CLOWNS Crazy Nan Gallagher (Lawferio), describing the time he met her boyfriend 😂: “I walked in and the guy's like, you know, ‘Hey, I'm Nan's boyfriend.’ And I'm like, ‘That's not going to end well. Good luck. Good luck with that.’” (03/17/26)
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NOTED: Nan Gallagher shows off her ‘Free Karen Read’ notebook after explaining that Turtleboy’s work led to her interest in the case: “Once Turtleboy really drew a lot of attention to the Karen Read case back in 2023, […] I started my Free Karen Read notebook.” (01/30/25)
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