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“yeah ive tested the code it’s all good to deploy to prod”

“yeah ive tested the code it’s all good to deploy to prod”

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this is how java looks to enterprise architects

this is how java looks to enterprise architects

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>broke prod >called coworkers retarded >told product people to fuck off >fought with leadership every week >shipped >got a raise

>broke prod >called coworkers retarded >told product people to fuck off >fought with leadership every week >shipped >got a raise

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on my way to design data intensive applications

on my way to design data intensive applications

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me shipping code with my autistic coworker

me shipping code with my autistic coworker

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accidentally pushing your code to main/master branch instead of making a PR

accidentally pushing your code to main/master branch instead of making a PR

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my DMs are open

my DMs are open

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id go to the office if this was the work environment

id go to the office if this was the work environment

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this reminds me of a great piece by an eternal philosopher jester joey coco diaz
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this reminds me of a great piece by an eternal philosopher jester joey coco diaz

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540,958 views • 1 month ago

im not angry at Google anymore, just disappointed
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im not angry at Google anymore, just disappointed

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1,220,130 views • 2 years ago

this is literally how i feel working in corporate
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this is literally how i feel working in corporate

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501,002 views • 1 year ago

tied of infrastructure being a joke? clanker cloud beta available now
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tied of infrastructure being a joke? clanker cloud beta available now

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51,469 views • 2 months ago

every software engineer after trying haskell
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every software engineer after trying haskell

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333,749 views • 2 years ago

i wasnt kidding this is AWS infrastructure
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i wasnt kidding this is AWS infrastructure

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66,845 views • 4 months ago

you gotta do SOMETHING
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you gotta do SOMETHING

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29,213 views • 1 year ago

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