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“You’re a b****.” - Ime Udoka

“You’re a b****.” - Ime Udoka

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Tank Dell training 👀

Tank Dell training 👀

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Stefon Diggs when asked if he stays in touch with any of the guys in Houston: “Tank, CJ. Them my dawgs.”

Stefon Diggs when asked if he stays in touch with any of the guys in Houston: “Tank, CJ. Them my dawgs.”

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Lebron James lands right next to Will Anderson Jr. 😂

Lebron James lands right next to Will Anderson Jr. 😂

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Deciding to roast a QB in CJ Stroud in which you’ve never beaten is certainly a choice by the Los Angeles Chargers

Deciding to roast a QB in CJ Stroud in which you’ve never beaten is certainly a choice by the Los Angeles Chargers

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Soft ass behavior by Creed Humphrey to run up on Pitre like this for a clean hit. Kelce & Mahomes were whining to Pitre after too. Don’t like it? Don’t throw him the ball there then. It’s fucking football.

Soft ass behavior by Creed Humphrey to run up on Pitre like this for a clean hit. Kelce & Mahomes were whining to Pitre after too. Don’t like it? Don’t throw him the ball there then. It’s fucking football.

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Kayden McDonald on his goals for his rookie year: “Win a Super Bowl, rookie of the year, All-pro 1st year. These are realistic for me. I wrote this down. I’m blessed to be here & I got a chance.”

Kayden McDonald on his goals for his rookie year: “Win a Super Bowl, rookie of the year, All-pro 1st year. These are realistic for me. I wrote this down. I’m blessed to be here & I got a chance.”

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Rodney Harrison asked Will Anderson Jr. why he ignored him during warmups: “I be so locked in I do the same thing to my parents. Once I be like tunnel locked in..” RH: “you mean mugged me too I was intimidated.” WAJ: “I was just up there talking to god like ‘get my mind right.’”

Rodney Harrison asked Will Anderson Jr. why he ignored him during warmups: “I be so locked in I do the same thing to my parents. Once I be like tunnel locked in..” RH: “you mean mugged me too I was intimidated.” WAJ: “I was just up there talking to god like ‘get my mind right.’”

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To me, trading for C.J. Gardner-Johnson was similar to the Stefon Diggs move, a talented player whose passion can be both a benefit and a potential distraction. The Diggs gamble worked until injury. With CJGJ, it seemed to work early on. He was reportedly cut amid locker-room distractions, but this was a low-risk, high-reward play for Houston. I also think CJGJ’s ultra-competitive nature and not being used to starting 0-3 factored in. Not excusing anything, just pointing that out. After the Bucs loss he said: “we’ll get back to the drawing board. Not what I’m used too.” 🎥 Aaron Wilson

To me, trading for C.J. Gardner-Johnson was similar to the Stefon Diggs move, a talented player whose passion can be both a benefit and a potential distraction. The Diggs gamble worked until injury. With CJGJ, it seemed to work early on. He was reportedly cut amid locker-room distractions, but this was a low-risk, high-reward play for Houston. I also think CJGJ’s ultra-competitive nature and not being used to starting 0-3 factored in. Not excusing anything, just pointing that out. After the Bucs loss he said: “we’ll get back to the drawing board. Not what I’m used too.” 🎥 Aaron Wilson

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CJ Stroud & Ed Ingram surprised Tytus Howard for his birthday 🎥 _jeseylynn IG

CJ Stroud & Ed Ingram surprised Tytus Howard for his birthday 🎥 _jeseylynn IG

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Yoooo 🤣🤣😭😭

Yoooo 🤣🤣😭😭

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Caleb Williams still pulling that bush league shit he did with Azeez trying to draw a flag rather than get out of bounds. Bears sidelines out of pocket acting like they are protecting their QB in these situations

Caleb Williams still pulling that bush league shit he did with Azeez trying to draw a flag rather than get out of bounds. Bears sidelines out of pocket acting like they are protecting their QB in these situations

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Will Anderson Jr. on Ashton Jeanty: “I’ve never been in a game & actually stopped and was like ‘dang this man’s a dog.’ Ton of respect for him man. He’s gunna be a really good player in this league. Have a ton of respect for him.” 🎥 Aaron Wilson

Will Anderson Jr. on Ashton Jeanty: “I’ve never been in a game & actually stopped and was like ‘dang this man’s a dog.’ Ton of respect for him man. He’s gunna be a really good player in this league. Have a ton of respect for him.” 🎥 Aaron Wilson

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This angle of Calen Bullock casually shoving Aaron Rodgers out of his way en route to a TD has me rolling

This angle of Calen Bullock casually shoving Aaron Rodgers out of his way en route to a TD has me rolling

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My eyes lied to me as to what I saw live on Nico Collins fumble. I had thought he needed to go down & was doing too much but he was text book on the “catch, tuck & turn”, got immediately upfield. Just a little unlucky and great play by defender

My eyes lied to me as to what I saw live on Nico Collins fumble. I had thought he needed to go down & was doing too much but he was text book on the “catch, tuck & turn”, got immediately upfield. Just a little unlucky and great play by defender

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For those who wanted an overhaul on the OL with a new culture & mentality, you got just that in Keylan Rutledge

For those who wanted an overhaul on the OL with a new culture & mentality, you got just that in Keylan Rutledge

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Tank Dell in the lab 👀

Tank Dell in the lab 👀

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Lmao C.J. Gardner-Johnson wants that 8 off Metch 😂 “People don’t call me CJ… it either Ceedy or 8. Which Metchie gotta give that up. I’m sorry Metch. I’m sorry.. I love you to death but god..”

Lmao C.J. Gardner-Johnson wants that 8 off Metch 😂 “People don’t call me CJ… it either Ceedy or 8. Which Metchie gotta give that up. I’m sorry Metch. I’m sorry.. I love you to death but god..”

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Nick Chubb is a perfect SWARM fit: “I was questioning why they wanted me. Then I came here and saw a bunch of guys who like to work & not talk & I realized I’m a perfect fit.” 🗣️

Nick Chubb is a perfect SWARM fit: “I was questioning why they wanted me. Then I came here and saw a bunch of guys who like to work & not talk & I realized I’m a perfect fit.” 🗣️

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As a Texans fan, my brain can’t even begin to comprehend this

As a Texans fan, my brain can’t even begin to comprehend this

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