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This lady was asked to be a part of the bridal party for this coupleโs wedding. Listen to some of the requirements and rules. No drinking before, during or after the ceremony. Each person in the bridal party must pitch in $3,000 for the bachelorette or bachelor parties. Wedding gifts must be purchased from the wedding registry and can be no less than $500. Bridesmaids dresses have already been purchased and all are size 4 or smaller. If you need to lose weight start dieting or fasting now. Would you be willing to do everything they ask? ๐ณ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ
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Have you ever seen a more redneck sport than this? The race cars go around the track trying to be the first one to load onto the trailer being pulled by the truck. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Poor horse was a little full of gas. ๐คฃ๐คฃ Weโve all felt like that. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Tampon Tim gets booed by everyone. This is freaking hilarious. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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This is freaking hilarious. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Woman: Oh my god. Are you okay? Man: Yeah, I'm okay. Woman: What happened? Man: I was running on the trail and I stepped in some dog shit. And I sat down to try to clean it off my shoe and this guy come running by and he stepped in it. I laughed at him and said I just did that. He come over and fucking punched me in the face like three times and called me a nasty son of a bitch. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Woman: oh my god, Iโm so sorry.
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What in the redneck is going on here? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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She wants to know what we put in our energy drinks here in the U.S. Sheโs drank three of these Buzzballs and sheโs got so much energy. Does anyone want to tell her what she actually drank? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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She was so proud of the blackout blinds she hung. She couldnโt wait to show her husband. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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This is absolutely ridiculous. A Texas woman that was rescued by firefighters on Thursday when the roller coaster she was on became stuck. She is claiming she was inappropriately touched by one of the firefighters that rescued her.
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They drove 6 hrs through Texas to get on a cruise to find out when they got there they had forgot their luggage at home. I honestly donโt know what Iโd do in this situation. What would you do?
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This family of 5 just seeing their room for their 7 day cruise. You can hear them say thereโs no plus size room. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ What would you do in this situation?
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According to this video the teacher that organized the graduation ceremony was fired. IMO more of the school administrators should have listed their jobs also. How do you have a graduation ceremony in the pouring rain. What do you think should happen?
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This guy took the opportunity of a lifetime. He received the Presidential Lifetime Achievement Award signed by Biden. He didnโt want Bidenโs name on it so he asked President Trump to sign it. That is freaking awesome. ๐บ๐ธ๐๐ผ
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You received an invitation to their wedding. They are telling you what they will not be having at their wedding. Take a listen and let me know if you will be attending the wedding. ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ
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Marco Rubio jokes about UFC Freedom 250 Cage on White House lawn. "The president's threatening to leave it permanently... Maybe we'll just host weekly fights between people in politics and settle our scores that way." Will you be watching the UFC fights today?
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This is the Chippy Tea Sandwich from the UK. It is considered the ultimate British comfort food. Itโs buttered bread with a heaping pile of french fries, salt, vinegar, mushy peas, chicken and mushroom pie and some really thick gravy. No wonder the are going crazy over our food. Would you eat this sandwich?
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The squirrel woke up and chose violence. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Iโm ๐ฏ sure Haaland is from another universe! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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She has six kids with six different guys. One of the dads called and wanted to take his son to the beach and go fishing. She told him if he wasnโt willing to take all the kids then his son wasnโt going to be able to go. He told her the other kids werenโt his responsibility. She said now the little boy was in his bedroom crying because his dad was mean. What do you think about this situation?
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