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Gerd Muller is the GOAT. Mbappe is the future GOAT Stats major who loves analyzing football. Lifelong Real Madrid, Arsenal, Inter and Rodri fan.

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Gerrard's last game for Liverpool. Stoke City players literally letting him score like he's a disabled kid at soccer aid, because they were 5-0 up. Celebrated it too Ended 6-1 💀 But sure Scousers have a go at Salah

Gerrard's last game for Liverpool. Stoke City players literally letting him score like he's a disabled kid at soccer aid, because they were 5-0 up. Celebrated it too Ended 6-1 💀 But sure Scousers have a go at Salah

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“Do we think Mbappe passes the ball in this situation”

“Do we think Mbappe passes the ball in this situation”

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“Mbappe can’t play on the wing anymore”

“Mbappe can’t play on the wing anymore”

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“Messi has no weaknesses” Apparently a dogshit weak foot isn’t a weakness lmao

“Messi has no weaknesses” Apparently a dogshit weak foot isn’t a weakness lmao

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so he can't fully shake defenders off with his dribbling, after he gets past them, they'll usually still have a chance. Here's a clip which basically summarizes most of Messi's goalscoring weaknesses in a few seconds

so he can't fully shake defenders off with his dribbling, after he gets past them, they'll usually still have a chance. Here's a clip which basically summarizes most of Messi's goalscoring weaknesses in a few seconds

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Ousmane Dembele to Lamine Yamal is the biggest downgrade ever

Ousmane Dembele to Lamine Yamal is the biggest downgrade ever

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Better dribble than anything Neymar has ever done but won’t even get one hundredth of the hype because Mbappe is “robotic” The multiple changes of direction, the acceleration, the agility…Mbappe is easily one of the greatest dribblers of all time

Better dribble than anything Neymar has ever done but won’t even get one hundredth of the hype because Mbappe is “robotic” The multiple changes of direction, the acceleration, the agility…Mbappe is easily one of the greatest dribblers of all time

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Hating Vini cultists want to act like this never happened last night Pretty fucking good for a guy who has barely played LW in the past 2 years If Mbappe really wanted to he could become a 10x better LW than Vini within 10 games

Hating Vini cultists want to act like this never happened last night Pretty fucking good for a guy who has barely played LW in the past 2 years If Mbappe really wanted to he could become a 10x better LW than Vini within 10 games

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“Just imagined Mbappe trying to score the goal Cherki just scored and burst out laughing”
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“Just imagined Mbappe trying to score the goal Cherki just scored and burst out laughing”

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

155,185 views • 1 month ago

Viral biscoff yogurt cheesecake hack + why Lamine Yamal is still a dogshit scorer YouTube:
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Viral biscoff yogurt cheesecake hack + why Lamine Yamal is still a dogshit scorer YouTube:

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

321,653 views • 3 months ago

Messi and Mbappe’s World Cup final individual highlights side by side. There’s no way any reasonable fan will deny that Mbappe was far superior Messi’s highlights may seem mediocre(which they are), so Messi fans are free to point out if there were any plays I didn’t include
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Messi and Mbappe’s World Cup final individual highlights side by side. There’s no way any reasonable fan will deny that Mbappe was far superior Messi’s highlights may seem mediocre(which they are), so Messi fans are free to point out if there were any plays I didn’t include

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

1,595,434 views • 2 years ago

Jurgen Klopp’s farewell speech in full I’m not a Liverpool fan, but I found myself cutting onions. What a manager, what a personality! Thanking the fans and expressing support for the incoming manager Arne Slot, there’s only one Jurgen Klopp
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Jurgen Klopp’s farewell speech in full I’m not a Liverpool fan, but I found myself cutting onions. What a manager, what a personality! Thanking the fans and expressing support for the incoming manager Arne Slot, there’s only one Jurgen Klopp

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

988,938 views • 2 years ago

Imagine if these two Sadio Mane shots off the post went in. Then he would have 3 goals in 3 CL finals!!! Klopp’s Liverpool also could’ve won 3 CL titles instead of just 1.
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Imagine if these two Sadio Mane shots off the post went in. Then he would have 3 goals in 3 CL finals!!! Klopp’s Liverpool also could’ve won 3 CL titles instead of just 1.

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599,243 views • 1 year ago

Barca fans being brainless idiots who can’t do basic maths is why they rate Lamine Yamal above Raphinha, from beautiful Xinjiang YouTube:
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Barca fans being brainless idiots who can’t do basic maths is why they rate Lamine Yamal above Raphinha, from beautiful Xinjiang YouTube:

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180,361 views • 4 months ago

What a brilliant sideways pass by Lamine Yamal to singlehandedly create the goal for Fermin
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What a brilliant sideways pass by Lamine Yamal to singlehandedly create the goal for Fermin

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

508,332 views • 1 year ago

Mbappe’s 1v1 dribbling is miles better than peak Messi, if you don’t have elite speed/stride length you won’t be able to beat your man comfortably That’s why Kylian’s World Cup dribbling is TIERS above Messi
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Mbappe’s 1v1 dribbling is miles better than peak Messi, if you don’t have elite speed/stride length you won’t be able to beat your man comfortably That’s why Kylian’s World Cup dribbling is TIERS above Messi

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

283,625 views • 7 months ago

Releasing a video slandering Salah featuring his biggest hater Jamie Carragher on the day after Salah announces his departure, Liverpool are THE MOST RACIST CLUB IN THE WORLD If Henry played for Liverpool he would be rated lower than Gerrard YouTube:
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Releasing a video slandering Salah featuring his biggest hater Jamie Carragher on the day after Salah announces his departure, Liverpool are THE MOST RACIST CLUB IN THE WORLD If Henry played for Liverpool he would be rated lower than Gerrard YouTube:

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86,562 views • 2 months ago

Brazilians used to attack legends like R9, Pele and Ronaldinho when they didn’t win the World Cup. Now they’ve gone soft and idolize 6 goal losers like Vinicius Jr! We need to raise our standards and idolize real legends again. We need to MAKE BRAZIL GREAT AGAIN!!!! YouTube:
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Brazilians used to attack legends like R9, Pele and Ronaldinho when they didn’t win the World Cup. Now they’ve gone soft and idolize 6 goal losers like Vinicius Jr! We need to raise our standards and idolize real legends again. We need to MAKE BRAZIL GREAT AGAIN!!!! YouTube:

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275,667 views • 1 year ago

Tonight’s game proved yet again that Lamine Yamal is nowhere close to best in the world levels, 0 goals in the 7 biggest games of the season. Lamine wouldn’t even score 5 goals if he played in the Premier League!!! An overrated kid with nothing but Barca PR
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Tonight’s game proved yet again that Lamine Yamal is nowhere close to best in the world levels, 0 goals in the 7 biggest games of the season. Lamine wouldn’t even score 5 goals if he played in the Premier League!!! An overrated kid with nothing but Barca PR

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

66,087 views • 3 months ago

The greatest World Cup dribble of all time
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The greatest World Cup dribble of all time

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146,128 views • 9 months ago

0 non penalty goals, 0 assists, 0 key passes, 0 dribbles, 0 big chances vs Newcastle tonight 0 non penalty goals in the 8 biggest games of the season Anyone who thinks Lamine Yamal is the best in the world is a FUCKING IDIOT!!!
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0 non penalty goals, 0 assists, 0 key passes, 0 dribbles, 0 big chances vs Newcastle tonight 0 non penalty goals in the 8 biggest games of the season Anyone who thinks Lamine Yamal is the best in the world is a FUCKING IDIOT!!!

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

46,990 views • 2 months ago

Ronaldo’s opening goal vs Juve in 17/18 is his most underrated big game goal imo, personally I prefer it to his bicycle kick Godlike diagonal movement, then an unbelievable side foot finish running at top speed and multiple defenders blocking his view. Insane awareness and ability to adjust himself not only to make the run but to open up his body for the finish
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Ronaldo’s opening goal vs Juve in 17/18 is his most underrated big game goal imo, personally I prefer it to his bicycle kick Godlike diagonal movement, then an unbelievable side foot finish running at top speed and multiple defenders blocking his view. Insane awareness and ability to adjust himself not only to make the run but to open up his body for the finish

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110,391 views • 1 year ago

Vinicius out from beautiful Bali. #ViniciusOut
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Vinicius out from beautiful Bali. #ViniciusOut

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

82,548 views • 11 months ago

Arsenal are the biggest bottlers in Europe. Madrid are the most invincible team in the world. Arsenal will BOTTLE it again at the Santiago Bernabau tomorrow night. Real Madrid 5-1 Arsenal, Kylian Mbappe hattrick. Saying it here first. Bookmark this. YouTube:
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Arsenal are the biggest bottlers in Europe. Madrid are the most invincible team in the world. Arsenal will BOTTLE it again at the Santiago Bernabau tomorrow night. Real Madrid 5-1 Arsenal, Kylian Mbappe hattrick. Saying it here first. Bookmark this. YouTube:

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

90,817 views • 1 year ago

2005 Federer from the backcourt - Wimbledon No version of Djokovic is touching peak Fed on grass Djokovic had to wait until Roger had lost his footspeed, and even then needed five sets to beat him in 2014 and 2019. Got whooped for most of 2019 as well
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2005 Federer from the backcourt - Wimbledon No version of Djokovic is touching peak Fed on grass Djokovic had to wait until Roger had lost his footspeed, and even then needed five sets to beat him in 2014 and 2019. Got whooped for most of 2019 as well

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

92,250 views • 1 year ago

Saying Vinicius Jr is a better football player than Kylian Mbappe is like saying a make a wish kid is a better boxer than Floyd Mayweather. It’s a sickening crime against humanity that Vini cultists will pay for.
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Saying Vinicius Jr is a better football player than Kylian Mbappe is like saying a make a wish kid is a better boxer than Floyd Mayweather. It’s a sickening crime against humanity that Vini cultists will pay for.

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

83,850 views • 1 year ago