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Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

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Gerd Muller is the GOAT. Mbappe is the future GOAT Stats major who loves analyzing football. Lifelong Real Madrid, Arsenal, Inter and Rodri fan.

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A nice lady offered to take a picture of me at this beautiful waterfall, but I couldn’t even enjoy it because of what a cancer Vinicius Jr is

A nice lady offered to take a picture of me at this beautiful waterfall, but I couldn’t even enjoy it because of what a cancer Vinicius Jr is

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“Do we think Mbappe passes the ball in this situation”

“Do we think Mbappe passes the ball in this situation”

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“Messi has no weaknesses” Apparently a dogshit weak foot isn’t a weakness lmao

“Messi has no weaknesses” Apparently a dogshit weak foot isn’t a weakness lmao

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so he can't fully shake defenders off with his dribbling, after he gets past them, they'll usually still have a chance. Here's a clip which basically summarizes most of Messi's goalscoring weaknesses in a few seconds

so he can't fully shake defenders off with his dribbling, after he gets past them, they'll usually still have a chance. Here's a clip which basically summarizes most of Messi's goalscoring weaknesses in a few seconds

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Better dribble than anything Neymar has ever done but won’t even get one hundredth of the hype because Mbappe is “robotic” The multiple changes of direction, the acceleration, the agility…Mbappe is easily one of the greatest dribblers of all time

Better dribble than anything Neymar has ever done but won’t even get one hundredth of the hype because Mbappe is “robotic” The multiple changes of direction, the acceleration, the agility…Mbappe is easily one of the greatest dribblers of all time

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Hating Vini cultists want to act like this never happened last night Pretty fucking good for a guy who has barely played LW in the past 2 years If Mbappe really wanted to he could become a 10x better LW than Vini within 10 games

Hating Vini cultists want to act like this never happened last night Pretty fucking good for a guy who has barely played LW in the past 2 years If Mbappe really wanted to he could become a 10x better LW than Vini within 10 games

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Renewing Vinicius was a TERRIBLE decision, from beautiful Vietnam, Ban Gioc waterfall YouTube:
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Renewing Vinicius was a TERRIBLE decision, from beautiful Vietnam, Ban Gioc waterfall YouTube:

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

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Viral biscoff yogurt cheesecake hack + why Lamine Yamal is still a dogshit scorer YouTube:
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Viral biscoff yogurt cheesecake hack + why Lamine Yamal is still a dogshit scorer YouTube:

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

415,827 просмотров • 6 месяцев назад

Messi and Mbappe’s World Cup final individual highlights side by side. There’s no way any reasonable fan will deny that Mbappe was far superior Messi’s highlights may seem mediocre(which they are), so Messi fans are free to point out if there were any plays I didn’t include
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Messi and Mbappe’s World Cup final individual highlights side by side. There’s no way any reasonable fan will deny that Mbappe was far superior Messi’s highlights may seem mediocre(which they are), so Messi fans are free to point out if there were any plays I didn’t include

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

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Jurgen Klopp’s farewell speech in full I’m not a Liverpool fan, but I found myself cutting onions. What a manager, what a personality! Thanking the fans and expressing support for the incoming manager Arne Slot, there’s only one Jurgen Klopp
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Jurgen Klopp’s farewell speech in full I’m not a Liverpool fan, but I found myself cutting onions. What a manager, what a personality! Thanking the fans and expressing support for the incoming manager Arne Slot, there’s only one Jurgen Klopp

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

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Vinicius Jr and his cultist fans need to KNOW THEIR PLACE on the FOOD CHAIN! Inferior players get inferior pay! YouTube:
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Vinicius Jr and his cultist fans need to KNOW THEIR PLACE on the FOOD CHAIN! Inferior players get inferior pay! YouTube:

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

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“Just imagined Mbappe trying to score the goal Cherki just scored and burst out laughing”
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“Just imagined Mbappe trying to score the goal Cherki just scored and burst out laughing”

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

157,393 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад

Mbappe’s 1v1 dribbling is miles better than peak Messi, if you don’t have elite speed/stride length you won’t be able to beat your man comfortably That’s why Kylian’s World Cup dribbling is TIERS above Messi
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Mbappe’s 1v1 dribbling is miles better than peak Messi, if you don’t have elite speed/stride length you won’t be able to beat your man comfortably That’s why Kylian’s World Cup dribbling is TIERS above Messi

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

283,625 просмотров • 10 месяцев назад

PSG are stronger than Barca in every way and have the best player of the 21st century. Barca are weaker than 3 years ago and PSG are stronger So why are Barca fans so confident? Because they are deluded. PSG will CRUSH them so badly that they’ll have nightmares for the rest of their life YouTube:
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PSG are stronger than Barca in every way and have the best player of the 21st century. Barca are weaker than 3 years ago and PSG are stronger So why are Barca fans so confident? Because they are deluded. PSG will CRUSH them so badly that they’ll have nightmares for the rest of their life YouTube:

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

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Barca fans being brainless idiots who can’t do basic maths is why they rate Lamine Yamal above Raphinha, from beautiful Xinjiang YouTube:
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Barca fans being brainless idiots who can’t do basic maths is why they rate Lamine Yamal above Raphinha, from beautiful Xinjiang YouTube:

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

180,792 просмотров • 7 месяцев назад

Releasing a video slandering Salah featuring his biggest hater Jamie Carragher on the day after Salah announces his departure, Liverpool are THE MOST RACIST CLUB IN THE WORLD If Henry played for Liverpool he would be rated lower than Gerrard YouTube:
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Releasing a video slandering Salah featuring his biggest hater Jamie Carragher on the day after Salah announces his departure, Liverpool are THE MOST RACIST CLUB IN THE WORLD If Henry played for Liverpool he would be rated lower than Gerrard YouTube:

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

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Tonight’s game proved yet again that Lamine Yamal is nowhere close to best in the world levels, 0 goals in the 7 biggest games of the season. Lamine wouldn’t even score 5 goals if he played in the Premier League!!! An overrated kid with nothing but Barca PR
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Tonight’s game proved yet again that Lamine Yamal is nowhere close to best in the world levels, 0 goals in the 7 biggest games of the season. Lamine wouldn’t even score 5 goals if he played in the Premier League!!! An overrated kid with nothing but Barca PR

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

66,087 просмотров • 6 месяцев назад

0 non penalty goals, 0 assists, 0 key passes, 0 dribbles, 0 big chances vs Newcastle tonight 0 non penalty goals in the 8 biggest games of the season Anyone who thinks Lamine Yamal is the best in the world is a FUCKING IDIOT!!!
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0 non penalty goals, 0 assists, 0 key passes, 0 dribbles, 0 big chances vs Newcastle tonight 0 non penalty goals in the 8 biggest games of the season Anyone who thinks Lamine Yamal is the best in the world is a FUCKING IDIOT!!!

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

47,266 просмотров • 5 месяцев назад

Ronaldo’s opening goal vs Juve in 17/18 is his most underrated big game goal imo, personally I prefer it to his bicycle kick Godlike diagonal movement, then an unbelievable side foot finish running at top speed and multiple defenders blocking his view. Insane awareness and ability to adjust himself not only to make the run but to open up his body for the finish
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Ronaldo’s opening goal vs Juve in 17/18 is his most underrated big game goal imo, personally I prefer it to his bicycle kick Godlike diagonal movement, then an unbelievable side foot finish running at top speed and multiple defenders blocking his view. Insane awareness and ability to adjust himself not only to make the run but to open up his body for the finish

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

110,538 просмотров • 1 год назад

Vinicius out from beautiful Bali. #ViniciusOut
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Vinicius out from beautiful Bali. #ViniciusOut

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

82,548 просмотров • 1 год назад