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It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

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TODAY! Praise the Lord and pass the popcorn! DOGMA is back on the big screen! See it at a theater near you this weekend! Get some of that old time religion by getting tickets at

TODAY! Praise the Lord and pass the popcorn! DOGMA is back on the big screen! See it at a theater near you this weekend! Get some of that old time religion by getting tickets at

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DOGMA: The Resurrection Tour! See it with me followed by a Q&A! Get tickets at In American theaters everywhere JUNE 5th! Get tickets at

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DOGMA: The Resurrection Tour! See it with me followed by a Q&A! Get tickets at In American theaters everywhere JUNE 5th! Get tickets at

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Hallelujah! After over 10 weeks in hospitals (including a few near-death days), my Mom is finally home again, reunited with her beloved 20 year old cat, Princess! Thank you to everyone who sent both well-wishes and cards these past few months. It meant the world to Mom (and me).

Hallelujah! After over 10 weeks in hospitals (including a few near-death days), my Mom is finally home again, reunited with her beloved 20 year old cat, Princess! Thank you to everyone who sent both well-wishes and cards these past few months. It meant the world to Mom (and me).

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It’s been pouring so hard in California that I haven’t been able to take The Girls out for their daily walk. So I broke down and bought them matching rain slickers that were on sale for $10 apiece. The joy these raincoats have brought to all three of us was well-worth $20.

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It’s been pouring so hard in California that I haven’t been able to take The Girls out for their daily walk. So I broke down and bought them matching rain slickers that were on sale for $10 apiece. The joy these raincoats have brought to all three of us was well-worth $20.

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LAS VEGAS! Jay Mewes and I will bombard you with oral pleasures TONIGHT AT 10 at the The Venetian Resort Las Vegas! Get tickets at the box office or at

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LAS VEGAS! Jay Mewes and I will bombard you with oral pleasures TONIGHT AT 10 at the The Venetian Resort Las Vegas! Get tickets at the box office or at

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Videos

DOGMA in 4K on BluRay! A Christmas miracle from lionsgate - available December 9th!
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That was you?! Hi! I was shooting this video for my New Year’s Eve shows at the Spokane Comedy Club TONIGHT at 7:30 and 10:30! Get tickets at
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